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stole this from BG, i can think of about a thousand people who this defines perfectly:

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. Think I'm Japanese Guy.
(Mr. Think I'm Japanese Guy)

Being born in white suburbia wasn't your choice, had it been, you would have chosen Japan.
(wide eyes aren't my fault now).

Everyday you put on your Sailor Moon T-shirt and log into FFXI, and try to interact with people who want nothing to do with you.
(living in mom's basement)

Although some NA players can speak Japanese, you don't speak a word. You're clever use of "w" and "orz" allows you to blend in....or so you think.
(wwwwwww orz now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh downloader of hardcore hentai. And as you finish that plate of sushi, you may find out that the Japanese players you are kissing up to are actually Chinese gilfarmers.
(Mr. Think I'm Japanese Guy)


Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
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Bahawahawww!!!!
I always loved those commercials, and hated JP fanboys, so...
 
^-^ lolz www i don't get it orz wwww >.> ^^ (^_~) P?{?}"[/.op./]>[FACE]?}]/]/]./]./p/o.,umoUMin65hgp5l3d20-s.2z/w]\2"XE$
#\5de4/s]\zqw[}'2
 
P?{?}"[/.op./]>[FACE]?}]/]/]./]./p/o.,umoUMin65hgp5l3d20-s.2z/w]\2"XE$
#\5de4/s]\zqw[}'2
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this is the right answer
 
This is one of the best threads I have ever read on these boards. Great find.


www~orz
 
bwahahahaa!! That was friggen awesome!! That person should start doing those regularly for FFXI....I loved it. ^^
 
orz wwww

o.0/
 
lol nice
 
Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you... Mr. Guy Who Acts Like a Female Mithra
(Mr. Over The Top Lesbian Action Man)

Choosing a male character was never a thought for you, no, you'd rather swindle teenage boys with your pixilated charm.
(Check my digitized Midrift!).

You tirelessly scan every fanboy at the Auction House in Jeuno, searching relentlessly for your next pimple faced victim.
(Watch me run around naked!)

Sometimes you'll give young boys the attention you think they want, just so they'll do whatever you want.
(Scoooooorpion Harnesss!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh sultan of sultry graphics. And as you finish cybering with that sixteen year old lonely kid, you may find out that he... was actually your older sisters youngest son.
(Mr. Guy Who Acts Like a Female Mithra)


Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
 
XDDDDD lmao....Excim ftw!!

I demand more!!
 
good stuff!
 
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