Ballista

Sanjo Renomitsu

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Ok, this is the flame board but I'm giving out my thanks to a few special people.

First of all, I want to thank all melee, and give them a very warm congrats for working so hard and finally getting what they want: Ballista: Melee Mayham (No Mages Allowed). I'd like to invite you to the "special" dinner after this event, so we can rejoice together now that you can laugh at any mage who makes the feeble attempt of doing something other then letting the other team have an easy score.

I'm sure you are aware of how at the start, Ballista was run and owned by mages. This was unfair. S-E's reply, make the game run and owned by melee. Good job, a lot fairer. Slowly, patch by patch, mages got screwed and I find this 100% right and fair. This final patch is the cap, if you don't know now all spells casted by a mage (ALL GOD DAMN SPELLS, LIKE FIRE ect) will get a resistence built against them, doing less damage over time. And the effect is strong as hell, it drastically cuts damage or resistence cutting the more it's cast. I cried my last Ballista game, as I could not keep a damn whm silenced when before I cast it once and that was the end of it. So, congrats to all you melee. Us mages love you the morer, because now you have to protect our asses even more like good melee... Oh wait, I forgot, setting aside the fact that you CAN'T protect the god damn mages in ANY way, you melee don't give a shit. Oh well. Congrats anyways.

I'd also like to say to all mages who hold on to the feeble attempt of trying to "own".. Please, the next person to say "I pwn anyone as whm/brd"... grab a jar of goblin grease and a stack of panama, and please wait for me in my private rooms. Whm and smn sucks the most, to say the least, and the rest of us got screwed over. Yes, rdm still own the feild one vs one, but it's never one vs one unless you call it out. (Usually only a friend won't jump you with 5 guys anyways) Anyways, just put your heads down in submission mages like I have, and give up. Our spells are gimped now, gimper then limp in the groins. I'm tired of people arguing this with me, and then see that same people in ballista... watching as ALL the melee on the enemy's team blissfully ingores our melee and rushes the mage, kills him and runs off to score. Of course that is the smart thing to do. Why would you fight a tough, high hp and def melee who can fight back? And of course give the mages and other teamates time to help? No no no, you go right for the mages, an easy clean kill. Don't have to worry about sleep anymore, or pretty much anything from a mage now.

We've become the "hot points" of the game. Soon we'll see the melee complaning "Damn we lost this one, we have 5 hot points and they only have 1" <Sanjo> "Dude, I'm only right next to you" "Shut up you stupid hotpoint, now when the game starts I want you to run far far away, cast sneak and blink and invisi and all that, and STAY THERE until the game ends,ok? That is the greatest thing you can do for your team. NOW FLY!"

But, don't let my little upset self ruin such a great age for you melee.

Anyways, time for the big event. I want to give the greatest and best thanks of all, to those lovable freaks, the nuke using Ghosts(starcraft reference) of FFXI, the Godz, the beloved kings of Ballista, the fucking Rangers. The most gimped needed class which has recieved the most from mages being gimped. Truthly, melee vs melee is all about who can dish out the most damage fastes, and not miss. The problem is, a WS and maybe a barrage will bring ANYONE down to their knees. Melee or mage. Ok, they do pay for their ammo I guess it evens out. (or would if fucking people didn't buy gil or frikin rich ass jpn didn't have to cheat or anything. When you have ass-theives being rangers, when money ISN"T the limiter it is supposed to be, you have a frikin problem sir.) But of course they get drain arrows, which annoy the hell out off me, and of course the well known sleep arrows and sleep bolts. GOD DO I HATE THOSE. Yes, our mage sleep has been gimped to hell, but I will rejoice along with Rng that their arrows/bolts/bullets are as effective as always. Got to love you can actually damage with them too. Wish my sleep did that. Wish it gave me tp too. Oh well. Anyways, congrats rangers. Friking good lordy congrats. And don't forget to thank S-E. Really though, they could of least heavily gimped ranger sleep and the rate of which special arrows activate. Or decrease their ranged accu in ballista. Gimp sam subf for them or gimp their tp gainage. DO SOMETHING. Because let me tell you, that facking arrow missing item is GAY. Maybe it will let me run away like a little school girl and not get sleeped by a frikikin sleep dart in the back for the 3 seconds it protects me from ranged attacks. Oh, and now we have Samurai/ranger goding things up too,as if rangers alone are not bad enough.

Anyways, glad to say I will be going to ballista a lot less. Oh well, I was used to sucking supreme as smn.. was hoping to garner some respect as the powerful rdm, but I guess that dream was shattered too.. until my dream comes true at least... the better part of that dream being excaliber + kraken club and ninja sub... Anyways, anyone who says "oh, this has already been said alread so FU" Please not I was holding on to a thin thread of life for the past week or so, and if you want to discuss it, you can strip down naked and join the others in my private room. Thank you, and please enjoy the dinner. No, it's not poisoned or laced with goblin feces and the yellow fluid IS lemon juice. Have a nice day. I'm also a perfect angel, I don't do bad things. :twisted:

Er.. a last note before I leave. I've changed my name to "The Deity formerly known as Sanjo".. and if that is a problem, I'll accept Sansexy as the only alternative. Thank you.
 
Yes sanjo, Se is a bunch of fucking idiots ive played ballista with you a ton

we mages are completly and uderly fucked up the ass ..


FUCK YOU SQUARE ENIX[/list]


I wont be playing ballista anymore until i become a 60sam/30 rng and spam the utter fuck out of sidewinder but i know that once i an a 60 sam/rng they will gimp it again

soon ballista will be one gimp fest

where everyone runs around naked and trys to punch people..

but after your first punch your limited to wait to punch again for another 5 minutes

And to all the little panzys who cried to there mothers about getting slept then ga'd Fuck you

atleast you live through it

i dont live through your fucking OMGZORZ penta thrust guillutine slug and sidewinder

fuck you for bitching

and if i do start playing again it will be as blm/brd and i will sleep the utter shit out of anyone and everyone GOOD DAY! - :evil:
/rant over
 
Odon said:

ooOooo BURN SE!!

Anyhoo that sucks....I never played Ballista because I hear my class sucks dong in it...GO SMN GO!
 
lol Sabs :lol: i dont know where that came from o.O
 
I'll be waiting in my room Neo. :D <3

Odon, um..nice sig O.o And btw I agree 100%

Nothing like have that reknown "stare off" where the two teams gather and stare at each other. Just to have the rush start, the enemy ranger sleep bolt me, and watch as the melee around me are helpless to do anything (or don't cate...all the other mages are running for their lives) And then have a frikin drk sata my soft smooth rear from behind. Then waiting to raise while the enemy kills off the low hp peeps on our side and then run off to score.
 
Sanjo lets go level our bards to 30 then go on a sleep rampage in ballista :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
Sabia said:
Odon said:

ooOooo BURN SE!!

Anyhoo that sucks....I never played Ballista because I hear my class sucks dong in it...GO SMN GO!

I really want to say otherwise sabia, but in truth I can't. You have a ton more mp then me, but the problem remains. It's pointless to cast a pet before you see the enemy, mp waste. And if you cast when they ARE around they will never let you get it off, and from then on you'll get interupted too much to cast. Even if you get an avatar off, it can't do much. It's melee still sucks, they are outrunnable (easily), and for being godly beings they have the resistence of the bees outside of the bastok gates. If a mage binds or a ranger sleeps your avatar, you best unsummon resummon if you want it back in action any time soon. Of course, this is what they are waiting for... Then we have the fact that any BP can be dodged by just moving out of range (not hard to do). You know what i mean, that move slightly thing and then the avatar wastes your mp and restarts BP timer, but doesn't do the ability. I've also only landed a 2hour once. Having a pet out kind of draws attention, and when they see "X readies Astral Flow" prey there are no rangers around, because EVERYONE will try to stop you, and will be on the look out to see who you target for the 2hour. He will then run to try and get out of range asap and waste your 2hour... /cry. All your mp goes bye bye too.... gaaah.

Anyways... damn you S-E... damn you.
 
Sabia said:
Sanjo Renomitsu said:
my soft smooth rear
:wink:

What? It's true. 8)

I agree odon! Though bard sleep was gimped way earlier. ;_;
Let's level ranger... before long that's all that there is going to be.. rangers. Then we can have a wall of arrows like in Hero. So fun..
 
No.. rangers are going to be gimped in aprils update its a no brainer i think all you damn spoony summoners are the ones complaining! :lol:
 
And if bards sleep was gimped why the fuck did sao sleep me 5743958743E times ? :cry:
 
Maybe later saby :wink:

/poke x65 <sabia> :lol:
 
I'm rdm now.. it was fun for a while. Until this happened anyways.. I was looking forward to maybe trying Rdm/rng, since we can use sleep arrows. Oh well, I hope rng are gimped!!! And stfu odon, I know you can't be happy either. Your sleepga 2 would probably be resisted by a bunch of level 1 noobs testing out ballista cap 60. :wink:
 
Pish maybe level 2s! i soooooo own level 1s

my stone does 4 damage to them

thats like 1/6th of there hp!
 
So, how about that one on one match we talked about Sanjo? My ranger is getting up there! :wink:

I'm just kidding, I have'nt played Ballista since the last update, but to have one class dominate the event sucks, no matter what class it is.
 
Veresko said:
So, how about that one on one match we talked about Sanjo? My ranger is getting up there! :wink:

I'm just kidding, I have'nt played Ballista since the last update, but to have one class dominate the event sucks, no matter what class it is.

lol Ver.. I'll still open for it, should be fun. Though yeah you should level rng if you want to win. :wink:

And yeah Odon bard sleep was gimped a long while ago, you build up resist the more it's cast. I don't know why you are having problems, I played against a whm/brd last game and after the first (short, stupid idiot hit me after she slept me, buffs were down melee could of one hit me maybe... wtf?) sleep she couldn't put me back to sleep. I was talking to a jpn bard amigo of mine, he said EVERY casting gets gimped, resisted or no, so even if you do a natural resist, you're screwing yourself because the next spell gets resisted more. I don't know if it's true, but I have myself seen the effects of spell resistence, and it sucks. I won't be playing ballista much.. but I do want my ballista title for rdm. Maybe I'll play when there are now rdm playing or something, or a sucky rdm.
 
Sao slept me like 394684096840968094680946809468409684930684390680934690348690346809386309468093468903468903468094683049683904683469038609386093869034860394683906830748230895209382867048670876408967908376904876908476980476347609348693048630976309468309468340967340967984670985673876089709486093246092476094279023609137690810968740684760834760834760813760981437068340570847510389760353

times and i had barsleep darkstaff and flora on

which gave me +45 light resistance
he was rdm/brd..
 
Only that many times? Pssh, {too weak}

heh heh

Well, something is up with that rdm. O.o
 
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