Ballsackedattackers

[Colbwa]

So everyone knows me I fuck with everybody and I'm blisted by half of Quetz but this is a decent story.

I had a LS called "Ballsackedattackers".

Someone reported me cuz it was an "offensive" name.

So I'm pting in Valkurm and GM /tells and says yo break the LS now.

I say "Can I wait until the I give out new shells?"

Dude says "No break it now"

So I says to the GM, "Yo you gotta give me a some time to write down all the names of my LS."

GM says, "How long do you think it will take to write down the names?"

I say, "5827.2 seconds."

GM- "You leave me no choice."

BAM

Instant teleport to prison.

1 Linkshell Consipiracy and 12 billion gil later I am thanking the GM for breaking it...originally I was pissed that an LS named "Damnit" is not considered offensive while "Ballsackedattckers" is.

P.S. When I was in jail I ask the GM, "Come on man, you know the LS name is funny."

GM says "Yes it's quite funny."




Fuck da police.

 

[jender]

MOVED to General Discussion.

Reality Sinks In is for REAL LIFE topics - NOT about things that happen inthe game. That is what General Discussion is for.

Thank you.

 

[crookedmidget]

I wuz @ teh Timber Tavern kickin' it wit my homeez, and I was like, "Hey Beeach! 12 Gil for Distilled Water? WTF! Do you think ur Evian or sumthing?" Man, then dis GM coms in a sez, pipe it down, and a sez, Yo! u want a Stone II on the head? Bog off!

Man that was so cool, we laughed for hours..

 

[neophytal]

that story is pretty funny every time i hear it

 

[Anttaru]

1 Linkshell Consipiracy and 12 billion gil later I am thanking the GM for breaking it...originally I was pissed that an LS named "Damnit" is not considered offensive while "Ballsackedattckers" is.

Well as you said yourself your disliked by many, so there is no doubt someone might have reported how they are offended by the Ballsackedattackers LS.

If you plan on seeking justice, please do not ues the Damnit HNMLS as an example.

The saying "Damn it" is a phraze which represents rage, where as Ballsackedattackers has more of a sexual mutalation ring to it. ^^