Bash.org

[Lecan]

Okay, I've done a lot of browsing before but seriously, this is the most amusing stuff ever.

Basically it's a database of quotes from IRC chatlogs, usually with people saying something really silly (so much for our amusement). An example?

SparTacus ([email protected]) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko ([email protected]) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

That made me giggle so much..

 

[Blabj]

So many to laugh at I've been going there a (Long Time), but this has to be my favorite.

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

 

[Lecan]

There's a couple there I really like so far. I'm just reading through the top 100-200 right now, soo... much..laughter.

This one had me laughing for like.. 10 minutes though:

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

 

[Swishiee]

Bash.org is funny, most of the time. There's a quote on there with me in it.

 

[Lecan]

Is that the one talking about Pascal? I saw one with the name Pascal in there and I was wondering if it was someone I knew lol

 

[Rappa]

I always liked:
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

 

[zelk everwood]

this one cracked me up:
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

 

[Panda]

my fav bash quote:

"what the fuck is wtf?"

and

"does anyone in here have a computer?"