Batman is lame. When I first heard of him, I thought he was like half-bat or he was bitten by a bat or something. It turns out he's just some guy dressed like a bat with like gadgets and shit. And not like Inspector Gadget who has robot arms and a propeller in his hat, because that's cool. But boring gadgets like wire and darts and a walkie talkie. Gosh and that shitty tool belt - like he's some home depot lesbian. I don't know. I'm not familair with his story - isn't he afraid of bats or his parents were killed by bats?