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Inuyashha

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Hey FB'ers, long time listener first time caller. Since things seem to be slowing down, I thought it's about time we liven the place up with some good old fashioned drama! This is going to be a lengthy read, so enter at your own discretion. Gather 'round kiddies, I've got a story to tell.

So, you guys all know Charybdis way out in Sea Serpent Grotto. My social linkshell leader Dragonsbane was camping it today when he finally popped. Noone else in the room but another rng, the NM was up and unclaimed for quite awhile until we assembled the manpower to go take him down.

As we were grouping outside SSG, another member of our LS showed up with a separate group of people. You guys may know him, Parnthelegend. I won't delve into the background on this guy as I think his name is somewhat known throughout the server.

Back to the point, Parn shows up with some folks from another LS. I send him a tell and he responds that he's only there for ToD. Yeah, fine whatever. We prematurely pulled the NM as we could tell that everyone was getting ready to claim it. Eventually our thf dies, the brd dies and then I die. We get raised by the other members of our group and then Parn's group claims the NM.

Now, I'm a big fan of competition at NM camps. Its what keeps us sharp (yes even the bots at HNMs). But I find it particularly distasteful to hop into a social LS, find out a NM is up that has an item you want but didn't work to get the ToD on, and then proceeding to CC that very same linkshell with another group.

I'll admit, we had a 63 pld try to pull some hate off the group and bust his 2hr. He had no experience at doing this before, and it didn't work out so well. I was pretty upset that this sack of dogpoo, I mean Parn, brought a separate group to the NM that we were going to kill as a group of linkshell members. The same Parn that cried and cried about needing help getting a Bomb Queen ring. Oh that's right, it was us that finally gave him a hand and got him the ring.

But then lo and behold who do I see? That's right kids! It was Zuug the Shoreleaper! So, as if a koala bear just crapped a rainbow in my brain, I decided to go grab a friend. I lolmelee pulled the Sahagin back to the door where Charybdis was being fought. Along the way, a few party members were healing and pulled aggro from me and eventually were killed before the mob moved back to the door.

For those of you keeping count, this is about 8 deaths suffered by my group. The whm helping Parn's group moved to the other side of Charybdis to stay away from Zuug. At this point I died behind the door and Zuug started moving back to those fighting Charybdis. In all there were 3, maybe 4 casualties on their side due to the Sahagin.

After the nin tank Warmech was downed by Zuug, the mighty Parn decides to try and finish off Charybdis. Pow Pow, Parn indeed. Eventually he fails at 1% and homepoints shortly after he dies. Dragonsbane gets claim back, kills Charybdis and gets his reward.

Afterwards, we find out that Parn lied to the other people that came out to SSG. I don't know the details of the lie, but the LS name is Origin. Maybe some members could shed some light on what happened there.

Afterwards, we finish up Zuug and get the polearm and give it to a dragoon who was in the area working on his maat test. We distribute R3's to Warmech's crew who were hit by Zuug. I sent Warmech an apology about the mess, I'm told that others in my group (Inunabe, Reauland, Dragonsbane) also sent apologies to those affected by Zuug. We all go our separate ways.

About 40 minutes later, as I was preparing to low man some Temenos I was warped to Mordion Gaol. Ooooh, my first run in with a GM, after 3 years of playing. I'm warped there for MPK'ing, good lord is that even possible in this day and age? Apparently it is.

The GM tells me that NMs are not for killing other players, yadda yadda, and I receive my suspension. Up to this point I have not had so much as a warning or any interaction with GM's aside from pointing out RMT bots. I was pretty surprised that they went straight to the 48 hour ban, but I have no idea how the whole suspension thing works.

Anyway, if this assclown tries to join your linkshell whether it be for events or social, I would recommend thinking twice before you accept this lying, manipulative fork tongued snake into your family.

Parn if you're reading this, all my love from Mordion Gaol. I'd send a postcard but the GM was quite abrupt in disconnecting me after signing off on the suspension. I hear that Hydra/Carbuncle/Ifrit/Hades is wonderful this time of year, maybe you can find a ticket off this server. If only we'd be so lucky.
 
Lol the whole fight was so epic. Zuug will forever be one of the coolest no name nms evar now. I had to drink 3 cups of catnip tea before I finally calmed down enough to stop shaking every time I tried to type. Btw, here's the video that explains exactly what happened to Parn. Karma always wins, boys and girls. http://youtube.com/watch?v=81oPQ4TZLEQ
 
Origin is a good and honest group. This is likely a miscommunication or deception created by Parn the individual.

You don't get a verbal warning when violating terms of agreement policy. It's jail for 48-72 then second offense bubye... usually...
 
Ya, we were later told by the group from Origin that Parn had lied to em about the situation. They ended up kicking him because of it. He's been kicked from our ls as well.
 
My condolences to my fellow LS members who are suspended... /comfort

btw, does anyone have any idea what he said to the GM to get you suspended? It didn't sound like you had any chance to explain what happened.
 
My name is Reauland and I endorse this announcement :P

Heartfelt apologies to the members of Origin who suffered unduly thanks to the underhanded way Parn thought he'd go about fast-tracking himself into a nice shiny.
 
Dang Inu that does suck pretty bad, and yeah Parn does live up to his name as a legend alright... ah well maybe a short break from the game is a good thing? LOL
 
That sucks, i didn't realize Parn would go so low. < ,< But then again Chariby is a Drama Fest.
 
That sucks, i didn't realize Parn would go so low. < ,< But then again Chariby is a Drama Fest.

This is Parn we're talking about, of course he'll go that low.
 
Damn that whole situation is fucked... A RL friend of mine got a 24 hour ban for "/em slaps his dick across <t's> face." Being used around 30 times on some random dunes party killing pugs. But damn it didn't sound like you deserved to be banned at all Inuyashha.
 
Parn.....

is there an LS he HASNT been kicked out of yet? and how the hell does he keep getting invited to them?
 
This thread just made my day. It seems Parn is the king of Joyeuse drama.

He joined our ls and never showed up till he needed something, one day he was camping Charybdis and started asking people for help with him since his window was up. Not many people even knew who he was but a couple ls members showed up to help him.

It finally pops but he doesn't have enough members to kill him and he has others CC'ing him. He starts getting angry at ls for not rushing to help him and he tries to claim it and wipes to it since he didnt have enough people.

Once he wipes the other group that was there claims and proceeds to beat Charybdis while Parn screams and cusses at them.

He proceeds to cuss at ls for not helping him and then heads to whitegate where he continues his rant fest by shouting about how those jp's that "stole" him were scum.

Parn is just an idiot and I am glad he didnt get that Joyeuse, he deffinitely doesnt deserve it.
 
Another karma-bitch to add to the list (although I believe he was already there).

Grand total's up to....six or seven now?

-Pandetech
-Kumarr
-Farthekiller
-Precise
-Alecto
-Parnthelegend

some others that shall remain nameless.
 
I knew you blacklisted me you bastard.
 
Lesson learned.. never ever say in FFXI that you mpk'd someone or apologize to them for mpk'ing, because then there is documentation for the GM to go on. If you never say anything about it and play dumb, you will pretty much never get caught.
 
Wow... this guy?
I'm surprised he still gets people to help him with shit.
 
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