Beauty Tips from Dr. Ruth ;) <M>?

[jender]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.   
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat   produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3.  Lovemaking   can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.   
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4.  Sex is one of the safest sports   you can take up. It stretches   and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming   20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!   
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5.   Sex   is an instant cure for mild depression.   It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria   and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.  
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6.    The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!     
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7.    Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.                   
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8.     Kissing   each day will keep the dentist away.   Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.   
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9.     Sex   actually relieves headaches.   A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.    
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10.   A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.   Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.[/b]

 

[Sneakypants]

That lady has her act together! :shock:

 

[jender]

That lady has her act together! :shock:

LOL She didn't really write it, I got it in an email - I just used her name (in the title) because it was synonimous with Sex <3 You are too cute :twisted:

 

[Odon]

:shock:



.........Brain overload.........


Please reboot.

:twisted:

Cya later jen!... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:




if you know what i mean :twisted:

 

[Jezza]

Reminds me of the Liz Phair song H.W.C.

:twisted:

 

[Sneakypants]

/em beats Odon off with a stick.


You're welcome!

 

[Xelos]

Lol! These were some pretty interesting facts! Neat find Jender!

 

[Lanien]

I should go into the business of making women beautiful :roll:

heh, j/k

Women are all already beautiful 8)

 

[Darkdante]

9.     Sex   actually relieves headaches.   A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.    
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Yes a cure for Migraines! Hooray!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Neche]

nice save :lol:

 

[Mattaru]

Sex!! Its Great!! Everyone should do it, God knows that I need it!! /huh
I wanna put those on a tshirt.






Its been awhile.

 

[Falsey]

(I'm interested.)

 

[jazper]

(I'm interested.)

I think we knew that already by your avatar bro... nice siggy btw. /kneel Sabia.

 

[Firestreak]

This crack whore is living proof.

Hehe, before you jump on me was just a joke.

 

[Xerius]

^^

omg lol

 

[Ronith]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.   
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat   produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
=============

3.  Lovemaking   can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.   
=============

4.  Sex is one of the safest sports   you can take up. It stretches   and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming   20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!   
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5.   Sex   is an instant cure for mild depression.   It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria   and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.  
=============

6.    The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!     
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7.    Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.                   
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8.     Kissing   each day will keep the dentist away.   Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.   
=============

9.     Sex   actually relieves headaches.   A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.    
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10.   A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.   Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.[/b]

Only you Jen ... only You :twisted:

 

[Lanien]

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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Unless you do porn. Then the only thing you are allowed to wear is sneakers or some other form of foot gear.

 

[Ronith]

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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Unless you do porn. Then the only thing you are allowed to wear is sneakers or some other form of foot gear.

ooo ooo ooo dont forget your "Rain Coat" :wink: :wink: