Best porno ever? (safe for work)

[Trippyhippy]

or is he making a mockery of the good name that is Mario?

I need to see who is playing Peach to be sure.

 

[Halifirien]

"Thank you, Mario! But our lube is in another castle!"

 

[Kelyon]

"Thank you, Mario! But our lube is in another castle!"

i lol'd

 

[Laubibent]

i lol'd

me too

 

[exodusamphi]

I vote 3 pages until this turns into booby thread

 

[Alyada]

I vote 3 pages until this turns into booby thread

*slides in unannounced with a large wooden stick and a gallon of lube*

Go ahead punk.

Make my day.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

I give this thread the "Mushroom-stamp" of approval!

 

[Westyle]

This was from G4's video game awards show 2 years ago, about the last good thing to come on there... damn that channel went down the shitter fast since then... I miss those days when they first joined with TechTV

 

[Rhyss]

This was from G4's video game awards show 2 years ago, about the last good thing to come on there... damn that channel went down the shitter fast since then... I miss those days when they first joined with TechTV

Star Trek 2.0!!!

 

[Mishaela]

This was from G4's video game awards show 2 years ago, about the last good thing to come on there... damn that channel went down the shitter fast since then... I miss those days when they first joined with TechTV

Truest words I've heard in a long time. They screwed up XPlay so, so, so bad.

 

[Taurothar]

TechTV > G4 by far...

God I miss Leo and Pat...

 

[Halifirien]

TechTV > G4 by far...

God I miss Leo and Pat...

... And Kate Botello.

 

[Excalibur]

Hey I recognize that guy. A few nights ago there was some stupid thing on late-night cable (starz I think) where they went around some porn convention and asked a bunch of porn stars how they got their names...anyway, this guy was talkin alot on there, I think he's a producer of porn.

And yes, I watched it hoping there would be alot of boobs flying about, there were a couple, but not nearly enough =/

 

[Muttzen]

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/ffhandjob.swf (possible NSFW)

More like it? It even comes with cheesy music.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

Hey I recognize that guy. A few nights ago there was some stupid thing on late-night cable (starz I think) where they went around some porn convention and asked a bunch of porn stars how they got their names...anyway, this guy was talkin alot on there, I think he's a producer of porn.

And yes, I watched it hoping there would be alot of boobs flying about, there were a couple, but not nearly enough =/

Wait Wait Wait...are you talking about Ron Jeremy? The well-hung fellow dressed up as Mario? If so, he is legendary as far as pron goes, and i assumed that everybody knew who he was...

I met him one time. It was a debate between him and some old lesbian about whether porn was bad for society. I sat on Ron's side. Then i got him to autograph a T-shirt. Ill post a pic tomorrow.

 

[Isomiau]

I met him one time.

whoa whoa whoa WHOA...by proxy, that means you've f*cked like 343 woman.

 

[Trippyhippy]

whoa whoa whoa WHOA...by proxy, that means you've f*cked like 343 woman.

at LEAST 343 women. You also rubbed up against a few guys balls. I never understood why 2 guys would want to fuck a girl at the same time. That doesn't seem like it would be fun for anyone.

 

[Elpon]

whoa whoa whoa WHOA...by proxy, that means you've f*cked like 343 woman.

343?
Not even close.
According to his book Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz
http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Jeremy-Ha..._bbs_sr_1/104-1949180-2795951?ie=UTF8&s=books
It's more than 1,750 women.
That's a whole lotta pajiba.

 

[Taurothar]

343?
Not even close.
According to his book Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz
http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Jeremy-Ha..._bbs_sr_1/104-1949180-2795951?ie=UTF8&s=books
It's more than 1,750 women.
That's a whole lotta pajiba.

And that's just while on the job!

 

[Isomiau]

he said he only met him once, no mention of hand shake, hug, or reach around, therefore, i'm not giving him full credit :nono: