Best random generator ever...

[Taurothar]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

It has TONS of combos to it, it's a bit like mad libs. Here's a screenshot of my first try:

 

[Rannoch]

lol

 

[Ruffyreborn]

mine:

You are a purple bitch who likes to taste firemen...

rofl

and also... (this ones great)

http://i10.tinypic.com/4qh2fm0.png

 

[Jojojo]

I love this thing.

 

[Xalioniaf]

You are a busty nipple that likes to cut frogs...

You are a rainy giant who likes to climb Mexico...

 

[Romper]

 

[Chuash]

You are a fucking hot cab driver who likes to fight with dildos.

 

[Zyndara]

LMAO

My two favorites were:

You are a gorgeous porn star who likes to devour trouser snakes.

And:

You are a friendly boytoy who likes to write to bisexuals.

 

[Trippyhippy]

Well, I am a mighty hunk who likes to devour clits.

 

[Khajit]

I am a horrible baby who likes to burn barney.

 

[Pasquale]

I am a red condom who likes to breed homosexuals.

 

[Stouter]

I am a gorgeous researcher who likes to rave with Bill Cosby. I thought you said this was random?

 

[Calais]

"You are a biast bitch who likes to laugh at testes."

<_< ?

 

[Lanien]

I am a black hobo who likes to bake dwarves.

 

[Pasquale]

I am a black hobo who likes to bake dwarves.

Tell me something I don't know.

 

[Kitsuji]

I rofled

 

[Khajit]

I am a Notorious manwhore who likes to touch hooters.

 

[Dirzain]

I am a Tiny Behemoth who likes to Laugh at Wives.

 

[oraga]

Oh noez my secret is out.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Seems I'm not a fan of mufflers.