Best Sopranos Quotes

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It's January 2006, and before now I had never ever seen a single Sopranos episode. Being somewhat behind times does have advantages thought, I watched a bunch of it on DVD, commercial free, no waiting a week for the next episode, or months for the next season. It rules to be able to watch 4 full seasons back to back.

Anyway, my absolute favorite scene to date is when Christopher and Paulie were going to bury the Russian dude in the woods and then he got away and Chris and Paulie were lost in the woods till they found shelter in an abandoned truck:

Christopher: For all we know, he could be out there stalking us.
Paulie: With what? His cock?

HAHA, I am rofling right now as I type this, it's just hilarious, the crazy look Paulie had on this face. OMG soo funny.
 
That was a good episode...Funny as they handed the Russian their own shovel to "dig his own grave", then were pwned by their own shovel.
 
Russian Commando ftw!

I will never understand the "dig your own grave" thing, yet it is in so many movies. I mean wtf, if the dudes are going to kill me anyway, then what's the worst thing they can do if I do not dig? Of course, if you are a commando, then having a shovel makes you The Shovler and can set you free.
 
No way, my fav is when the waiter comes out to bitch out Christopher for a light tip, and calls him an asshole. Then Christopher(or Pauly) throws a brick at the guy, and hits em in the back of the head. They both walk over and the waiter is having a seizure
Pauly: "Oh, look at this fucking guy"
Christopher: "Don't they got pills for that"
 
Christopher: Tony she was only a whooooaaa! (whore)
 
I just remembered... Christoper's intervention...

Silvio: "You had your head in the toilet, with your hair in the toilet water. Disgusting."
 
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