best website ever!!

Shockingly... I don't really have a problem with it. At least it's just a kooky creationist condemning the idea of Spore teaching about evolution in a blog. There doesn't seem to be a call for a boycott or anything like that; it's just a "warning" to like-minded folks. That's part of a healthy debate.

My favorite line is on the "About Anti-Spore" page: "After all, their billions in revenue and all the advertising in the world are no match for the power of God." I'm sure the EA stockholders are suddenly cowering in fear after all those years of supporting The Gay Agenda™ by letting same-sex characters get busy in The Sims.

Still, the sad part is that I can't tell if it's real or a parody. Such is the nature of fundamentalist belief.

Later...

Ah, it was a fake. My eyes usually glaze over at Scripture, so I didn't notice this bit:

But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.

“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
 
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/giggle the best part it the ones that post and didn't get it
 
Oh good lord. Halif and I both got owned.
 
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lmao you just got God-Rolled

Now all we need is the cartoon God from Family Guy doing that dance from the music video.
 
lol im good freinds with the creator of the website he was bored so he decided to create a flame-bait on the epic scale
 
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