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FARMINGTON, Mo. — A Park Hills man could potentially pay a hefty price to satisfy his sweet tooth.

Scott A. Masters, 41, has been charged with felony second-degree robbery after employees at a Country Mart in this town 70 miles south of St. Louis said he slipped a 52-cent doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying last December, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.

The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Given Masters' criminal past, prosecutors could boost that sentence to 30 years to life.

"Strong-arm robbery? Over a doughnut? That's impossible," Masters told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch from jail. He admitted that he took the pastry but denying touching the female employee. "I've never had a violent crime in my life. And there's no way I would've pushed a woman over a doughnut."

Farmington Police Chief Rick Baker said state law treats the shoplifting and assault as forcibly stealing property. The amount of force and value of the property doesn't matter.

"It's not the doughnut," Baker said. "It's the assault."

Masters, who has been arrested more than a dozen times for crimes ranging from shoplifting to drug possession to torching a car for insurance fraud, said he forgot about the doughnut theft as he spent the summer in jail on outstanding warrants.

He was indicted Sept. 14 for the robbery and is being held on $25,000 bail after having his case continued on Friday. With two prior felony convictions, Masters could face a long prison sentence if found guilty because prosecutors could pursue an enhanced sentence.

County Prosecutor Wendy Wexler Horn said it was "way too early to know how it is going to play out," but that the charge seemed appropriate given the store employees' allegations. She acknowledged some are questioning the seriousness of the charge.

"People are missing the point," Horn said. "It is not about the doughnut."

For Masters' part, he didn't even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains. He said he threw the doughnut away as he fled.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299980,00.html
 
Like Baker said: "It's not the dougnut, it's the assault"

He could've walked away with a free dougnut if he just standed there and started crying "Boohooo, I haven't eaten in days. I'm starving and that's why I did it".
 
That better have been the best fuckin donut ever.
 
That sucks!

But still, even if its the minor assault. 15 years for pushing someone? What happened to the punishment matching the crime stuff??
 
People complain when stuff doesnt happen to people who commit crimes, but people also complain when stuff does get done.
 
lol good point but theres people that committed murder that got off easier than 15 years. I just hope 52 cents was worth it to him.
 
The police chief's last name is Baker. That's rather ironic.
 
Like a library inspector named Bookman.

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I once stole a doughnut but I was told to do so by the clerk.. swear to god, it was like 2:20 AM or so and I stopped at a 7-11 trying to find a courtesy or pay phone I could use... while I was there I got tempted by the doughnuts and grabbed one, walked up to the counter to pay for it... the clerk asked if that was it and he told me to walk out. lol
 
You forgot to add the part about pointing a gun at the clerk and how you intimidated him to giving you that free donut lol.

Anyways too bad for the donut thief that he couldn't find a clerk like him.
 
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