Bible Fight

[StanDarsh]

In the beginning, there was a contest of strength amongst the most prominent figures in scripture to determine the mightiest. The tale of this great rivalry was thought lost forever. Until now.

http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/

 

[Bajaratt]

Played this last night, it's awesome. Jesus sucks and Moses is almost broken.

 

[Excalibur]

BIBLE FIGHT!!! Yes! I've been waiting for this shit, thanks for the link.
Are you kidding Baj? Jesus and Moses are like the best ones....er, not Moses, Noah.

 

[Skaw]

Played this last night, it's awesome. Jesus sucks and Moses is almost broken.

Well, In that line up, Jesus is a noob. Everyone else is older than him. Eve didn't do much but sit around and eat an apple that caused the downfall of mankind. Noah didn't do much but build a boat and saved a bunch of animals that are dying out anyway. But Moses? Motherfucker got revenge against the Egyptians, lead an exodus, and talked to God. He better be broken.

 

[StanDarsh]

Almost on the last fight in the tournament, who's the unlockable?

Edit: Nevermind lol, God right?

 

[Skaw]

The unlockable is God.

Guess I'll spill it.

Type "jehovah" at the character selection for Arcade. He's like Shang Tsung, in that he can transform in to other characters for a short while. He only has two moves to himself, and one of them sucks. The uppercut. His Lightning rocks.

 

[exodusamphi]

Well, In that line up, Jesus is a noob. Everyone else is older than him. Eve didn't do much but sit around and eat an apple that caused the downfall of mankind. Noah didn't do much but build a boat and saved a bunch of animals that are dying out anyway. But Moses? Motherfucker got revenge against the Egyptians, lead an exodus, and talked to God. He better be broken.

Did someone say my name?

 

[Makelith]

I wanted to try to be god before i had to go to school, but it won't let me. How many matches do you have to win in order to become "worthy"?

 

[StanDarsh]

like 5 or 6.

 

[Skaw]

like 5 or 6.

Like 0. Just do what I said, and you can play God. Doesn't require any wins, can do it on a clean game.

 

[StanDarsh]

Yes, but I think what he was asking is how many fights it takes for you to earn that code.

 

[Bustaballs]

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