Black strap-ons n' Silent Oil [M]

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Jezza

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ALRIGHT...this is why I'm seriously contemplating suspending my account officially. I'm fed up.

WARNING: There is nothing new here...just the Jezza-belle-ish spin on old worn out topics. So before you start flaming me about how 2 topics down there's more on the same damn thing - I'll just handle that right now---

"This topic has been beaten to death. See post XXX.XXXXKDSIFIEHR@(#*U(JFKSDJ.iksu9irwjf. Let it die. People are stupid...blah de blah."

OK - now that that's over with...

In 4+ hours of being in a pt -- that being the time I accept the party invite to the time I disband - I have gotten a whopping 700 exp points. Last night - in almost 2 1/2 hours, I got 51...exp points...from killing an elemental. Why?

1. The server sux. Or POL sux. Or ppl's internet connection sux. What the fuck is with all the disco's? Not blaming players...stuff happens. But why does it happen so often????

2. Filling a group. I can see why some people refuse to join a pt until it's full. This group-finding process has taken the last 2 pt's I was in an hour. Not really blaming anyone for this, it's just becoming annoying. Beyond annoying.

3. Figuring out where to go. JUST PICK SOMEWHERE AND GO!!!

4. Getting there. The next time a pt I'm in has ppl trying to get through Onzozo, or some crab infested tunnel and every blasted person is relying on mages to sneak and inviso - I'm disbanding right there. Sneak's wearing..hey...sneak please...

FUCK YOU.

Bring your oil...and your powder...or I'm going to start stocking it in my bazaar at double price and I'm going to stand there when your sneak wears right in front of a gaggle of crabs and make myself some gil.

5. Finding camp. Uh...not so hard in some spots. Some are obvious. But dear lord - again..PICK SOMEWHERE.

6. AFK AFK AFK - "Phew, 2 hours later we finally get to camp and now I'm going to eat supper, bathe my dog, and catch a movie. But I'll brb."


So I wasted a few thousand gil the last couple of nights on pies, chocobos (I'd like to strap on a great big huge black dildo and shove it right up the arse of that Elvaan who rapes us all at Mea...without lube :evil: )...and for what is essentially NO experience.

I'm seriously not blaming anyone in particular. The pt last night had some promise..but it's annoying the shit outa me that everything I try to do involved waiting around for HOURS. I'm just starting to think that I can spend 3 hours doing something much more fun and productive than sitting on my couch, chainsmoking and trying to find things to amuse myself with while periodically glancing at the screen to see what the pt status is.

I'm also annoyed I can't find the o-ring I need to attach my big black dildo to....oop...nvm...
 
Jezza said:
Bring your oil...and your powder...or I'm going to start stocking it in my bazaar at double price and I'm going to stand there when your sneak wears right in front of a gaggle of crabs and make myself some gil.
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OMG! This idea is nothing short of pure BRILLIANCE! Can I borrow this one sometime?

Seriously, I sympathize with your post wholeheartedly. I had so many aweful experiences that I all but stoppped leveling until I found my recent static. I will say one thing, the aweful experiences make the good ones all that more special. Hey Im trying to see the bright side here. :?
 
I had a day like that...

Angrymidget wanted to exp in Attowah Chasm with lvl 29-31 jobs. We had issues to say the least and after many MANY hours I went back to Jeuno with negative exp lol (yeah I ended up dieing once.)
 
Bring your oil...and your powder...or I'm going to start stocking it in my bazaar at double price and I'm going to stand there when your sneak wears right in front of a gaggle of crabs and make myself some gil.
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but oh noz! they would have to spend some gil =O no! we mages have to sneak and invisible them through-out everything just cause we have it >< 1 mage can't keep 5 other people sneaked and invisibled ya know.. >>
 
Jezza said:
or some crab infested tunnel
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I hate those.

LOL... Jezza I am sorry you have been having a horrible time partying (or trying to). You would think at this level, there would be more people with comon sense. :roll:

I am so greatful for my static(s) and I would recommend that anyone having such hardships do the same!
 
so true jezza.. so true..

i am getting sick of people who want to wait until a party is full to join.
GIVE IT A REST

and people who search for parties but never want to build them on their own...

FUCK!
 
I hate building parties but I do if needed... I made all my parties though from lvl 10-41 (who parties before 10? O.o) as a newbie RDM way back in the day... and then leveled WHM more for no gimped sub and made a few then... but ya.. making parties sucks >< but a necessary evil
 
and people who search for parties but never want to build them on their own...
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thats me :o
 
/comfort Jezza

That sucks, it's stuff like this that have me stuck at 48. I just hate leveling now. I started 4 new jobs in the last 2 weeks and got them to 10 so I would not have to join a party! :lol:

Now whenever I log, what I'm looking for is where can I explore that I've never been, who needs help in my LS and what stupid stuff can I get into that will surely get me killed but oh well I look good when I'm dead and I have'nt seen my plastic surgeon in a while for a broken nose....

I know at some point I'll have to make that dreaded green dot appear again, but not looking forward to it.... Don't ge me wrong, I have been in great parties that we had a lot of fun with, but those only appears once in a ... what is it again.. blue moon?

I used to form my own parties all the time but stopped now, simply because almost everyone I invited felt like they were leader as well. I gladly accept suggestions and help, but as the leader, I make the decision. You don't like it, get in another party. But I just gave up arguing for 15 minutes with people on why we should not go the secret room in Crawler's nest when there are already 28 other parties there, crammed in it like in a Japan subway.

Had something else to say but I forgot... oh well.... that was my 2 cents..
 
Yeah I was pissed that night i wanted some exps with Jezza, god know the other RDMs I had in the last 2 weeks were incompetant, and even a bard that same night. I wanted the 800 exp at that time to reach lvl 60 and we literally got 55 when I think it was Jezza but i dont remember who it was who cast sneak with an ele behind them. Which i had just pointed out, but i guess they didn't see it.

Lvl 59 has been a crawl, ugh. Had to get 60 with a skillup pt. But damn itts nice to see Dancing Edge used for the first time in a Distortion > Darkness chain ^^
 
Jezza said:
Bring your oil...and your powder...or I'm going to start stocking it in my bazaar at double price and I'm going to stand there when your sneak wears right in front of a gaggle of crabs and make myself some gil.
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An excelent idea, last night it took 3 hours for us to get a whopping 2000 EXP... WTF?!!!
 
On a side note, I really dislike the mage that tells me to fuck off for the first sneak, had one of those last week, a real ass. I mean come on, we're at the zone and away from aggroing stuff, bearing there are no trainns, and usually to get through (Kuftal) i may need no recast, thus saving me any gil. Unless people don't know the way, once i get sneak im off and going to the camp/zone, by no means will I ask for a recast unless we're in a safer spot and that the weather icon is not up, seen elementals aggro from wierd places.

Bah must vent, I know people asking you to recast mid way was real teh ghey Jez.
 
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On a side note, I really dislike the mage that tells me to fuck off for the first sneak, had one of those last week, a real ass. I mean come on, we're at the zone and away from aggroing stuff, bearing there are no trainns, and usually to get through (Kuftal) i may need no recast, thus saving me any gil. Unless people don't know the way, once i get sneak im off and going to the camp/zone, by no means will I ask for a recast unless we're in a safer spot and that the weather icon is not up, seen elementals aggro from wierd places.

Bah must vent, I know people asking you to recast mid way was real teh ghey Jez.
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Just a question...but did the mage KNOW you weren't going to ask for a recast? Because if someone asked me to sneak them once...I would assume that they expected me to sneak them all the way through. Now..I am not a sneak nazi...but I GREATLY appreciate it when the melee in my group handle this themselves. And even as a mage I carry sneak oils and prism powder with me at all times.
 
Hell I dislike when mages cant handle themselves without magic, I.E. when eles are out.

I always carry my oil and when i run low ill usually run back to bastok from altep where i been exping a lot recently, pick up some slime oil in the tunnel as i run through and use the tons of crappy water crystals i get then dump the rest.

Lesson is everyone needs to be able to move independently from each other, because it can always happen that one person gets seperated.

I'll usually ask for sneak to start me off. Sad part is some of those mages are really dumb and cast invis of me too, like wtf its not needed apart from Guivre in Kuftal, so i run away and flee with sneak up, as soon as the icon pops up on my screen. That usually gets the message across, Ill stay far from them. Its faster anyways, i rather spend a bit of gil saving time to get to camp.
 
Don't worry Jezz just come party with me.
 
dam.... misleading titles ><
 
[quote="Kiere]Just a question...but did the mage KNOW you weren't going to ask for a recast? Because if someone asked me to sneak them once...I would assume that they expected me to sneak them all the way through. Now..I am not a sneak nazi...but I GREATLY appreciate it when the melee in my group handle this themselves. And even as a mage I carry sneak oils and prism powder with me at all times.[/quote]

Don't forget your echo drops Kiere :wink: .
 
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