I have unfortunately been on a blind date about 4 years ago. It was set up for me by one of my best friends, I hadn't been involved in a while and she decided to 'help'. She says she knew this guy though her family and he was a super nice guy. She gave him my number and he called me, we talked for a while. He was on Varsity Football, lived in a richer area around here and was very intelligent. We were on the phone for about 4 hours in all.
So, big day comes and we meet at the mall to go to lunch. My best friend and her then boyfriend were there together at a different resturant for 'back up'.
So, I'm walking up to the resturant (I'm all decked out, not too fantastic but I look nice) and I see this fool that is about 6'5", 450lbs and wearing one of those Addidas sweat suits that are all shiney, right? My first thought: "Dear sweet god do not let his be him..."
"Hey, is that you?"
-_-;;
So, I got to sit through an incredibly painful 3 hour lunch hearing about how he wasn't really on the football team, but in varsity band, he lived in a ramshackle house in a nice area of town, played the tuba (I kid you not) and then asked me to pay for his gigantic food order because he 'forgot he didn't have pockets' in his high fashion track suit.
That day, I got followed out by mall security for the 9,000 cusswords I flung at my friend before leaving the mall XD