Calotille

[FortressPalm]

Maybe not a bad person, but seriously...

60 BLM/ 30 WHM should have a little more dignity.

Calotille, Elvaan BLM 60
Valley of Sorrows
RSE and melon pies

Enough said? Man, having 4/5 AF is expected. 5/5 is excellent. 2/5 is forgivable. Not enough time, or LS not helping or no money to pay for coffer or whatever but... 0/5 AF is just inexcusable. It's freakin' free armor that enhances your job abilities. An Elvaan's best friend is MP and INT. Pretty sure the AF helps make up for that.

Anyway, if she gets some of those I"m sure she'll be less sucky. But til then, you've been warned.

 

[vang]

Calotille makes the Crystal Warders look like cub scouts.

She is by far the biggest idiot I have EVER ran into, the most rude, selfish, gimpest sack of turd I have EVER partied with. She knows nothing of the game, throws fits like a little kid, and WILL d/c on "accident" if she doesn't get her way.

Avoid her please, she is not hard to miss, she ONLY wears Elvaan RSE 24/7 in town and in party.

She has not only Blinxxed my party once on my Ranger, but I got another invite a little while back on my Ninja to the Boyada Tree. I travel all the way out there, see she is in my party and cringe, I figure fuck it, let's see how this works.

We buff up and eat food, and guess who doesn't get up? Calotille, she had fallen asleep and would not respond. Party was ruined before we could kill one crab. I was irate, second time I have been fucked over by this idiot.

I think I may have brought her up before around here but just as a refresher, STAY AWAY from this dolt.

 

[FortressPalm]

Oh yeah. We booted her as soon as she called me a "fat bastard" for calling her out on the AF issue.

I don't know where she got the fat bastard. Maybe it's the galka bit. Who knows?

 

[Falsey]

She went afk for like 3 hours, the party i replaced told me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

She rests with Ice Staff.

 

[Pesmerga]

Calotille makes the Crystal Warders look like cub scouts.

She is by far the biggest idiot I have EVER ran into, the most rude, selfish, gimpest sack of turd I have EVER partied with. She knows nothing of the game, throws fits like a little kid, and WILL d/c on "accident" if she doesn't get her way.

Avoid her please, she is not hard to miss, she ONLY wears Elvaan RSE 24/7 in town and in party.

She has not only Blinxxed my party once on my Ranger, but I got another invite a little while back on my Ninja to the Boyada Tree. I travel all the way out there, see she is in my party and cringe, I figure fuck it, let's see how this works.

We buff up and eat food, and guess who doesn't get up? Calotille, she had fallen asleep and would not respond. Party was ruined before we could kill one crab. I was irate, second time I have been fucked over by this idiot.

I think I may have brought her up before around here but just as a refresher, STAY AWAY from this dolt.

uncalled for vang DROP IT your the only one still talking about cw. shows how mature you are and fyi i had full af at lvl 45 so what do you have to say now

 

[vang]

Calotille makes the Crystal Warders look like cub scouts.

She is by far the biggest idiot I have EVER ran into, the most rude, selfish, gimpest sack of turd I have EVER partied with. She knows nothing of the game, throws fits like a little kid, and WILL d/c on "accident" if she doesn't get her way.

Avoid her please, she is not hard to miss, she ONLY wears Elvaan RSE 24/7 in town and in party.

She has not only Blinxxed my party once on my Ranger, but I got another invite a little while back on my Ninja to the Boyada Tree. I travel all the way out there, see she is in my party and cringe, I figure fuck it, let's see how this works.

We buff up and eat food, and guess who doesn't get up? Calotille, she had fallen asleep and would not respond. Party was ruined before we could kill one crab. I was irate, second time I have been fucked over by this idiot.

I think I may have brought her up before around here but just as a refresher, STAY AWAY from this dolt.

uncalled for vang DROP IT your the only one still talking about cw. shows how mature you are and fyi i had full af at lvl 45 so what do you have to say now

When did I say I would never talk about your Linkshell again OR to drop it?

I thought you had to be level 50 to activate any AF besides your weapon, so that's a MIGHTY bold statement. Kind of statement where if you are wrong would make you and your LS look EVEN worse.

 

[Claxton]

I think Vang's got you, and besides, what did she do, DROP her AF?

 

[Torque]

Calotille makes the Crystal Warders look like cub scouts.

She is by far the biggest idiot I have EVER ran into, the most rude, selfish, gimpest sack of turd I have EVER partied with. She knows nothing of the game, throws fits like a little kid, and WILL d/c on "accident" if she doesn't get her way.

Avoid her please, she is not hard to miss, she ONLY wears Elvaan RSE 24/7 in town and in party.

She has not only Blinxxed my party once on my Ranger, but I got another invite a little while back on my Ninja to the Boyada Tree. I travel all the way out there, see she is in my party and cringe, I figure fuck it, let's see how this works.

We buff up and eat food, and guess who doesn't get up? Calotille, she had fallen asleep and would not respond. Party was ruined before we could kill one crab. I was irate, second time I have been fucked over by this idiot.

I think I may have brought her up before around here but just as a refresher, STAY AWAY from this dolt.

uncalled for vang DROP IT your the only one still talking about cw. shows how mature you are and fyi i had full af at lvl 45 so what do you have to say now

When did I say I would never talk about your Linkshell again OR to drop it?

I thought you had to be level 50 to activate any AF besides your weapon, so that's a MIGHTY bold statement. Kind of statement where if you are wrong would make you and your LS look EVEN worse.

Vang is correct you can receive ur Af1 weapon at 40, than all other quests earliest they can be obtained is level 50.

 

[Eladamiri]

Calotille makes the Crystal Warders look like cub scouts.

She is by far the biggest idiot I have EVER ran into, the most rude, selfish, gimpest sack of turd I have EVER partied with. She knows nothing of the game, throws fits like a little kid, and WILL d/c on "accident" if she doesn't get her way.

Avoid her please, she is not hard to miss, she ONLY wears Elvaan RSE 24/7 in town and in party.

She has not only Blinxxed my party once on my Ranger, but I got another invite a little while back on my Ninja to the Boyada Tree. I travel all the way out there, see she is in my party and cringe, I figure fuck it, let's see how this works.

We buff up and eat food, and guess who doesn't get up? Calotille, she had fallen asleep and would not respond. Party was ruined before we could kill one crab. I was irate, second time I have been fucked over by this idiot.

I think I may have brought her up before around here but just as a refresher, STAY AWAY from this dolt.

uncalled for vang DROP IT your the only one still talking about cw. shows how mature you are and fyi i had full af at lvl 45 so what do you have to say now

you should stop talking man.. just stop

 

[Pesmerga]

alright then i had it all at 50... sorry lol but i did have it all before i could use anything other then my hammer

 

[Pesmerga]

i was just making a point btw. i just said a random lvl when i had it, but i know for a fact i had full af before i could use it(besides wep) and i dont care if you believe me lol.

 

[CubsWoo]

This reminds me of some old Kids in the Hall sketch.

Bruce McCullouch's character picks a fight in a bar with the biggest, toughest guy in the place, all for 'honor' or whatever. They go outside, and he gets his ass beat down. Undaunted, he gets up and tries again, and gets beat down with basically no effort. People tell him to stay down. He doesn't, and gets owned again. Every time he gets up, he goes down, and will NOT stay down. But in the end, he... ok, he just gets his ass kicked over and over. Never learns his lesson.

Guess who's who is this situation.

 

[CubsWoo]

McCulloch^.

 

[Pesmerga]

god i say 1 fucking wrong thing and made a mistake on when i had it and you fucking jump on my ass about it. have you ever made a mistake in your life? yes so back the fuck off my and give me a break. the point of my post wasnt about my af it was about vang still bad talking my ls. so if you want to make fun of me for making 1 mistake then go right the fuck ahead

 

[CubsWoo]

Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

 

[Pesmerga]

how am i a fool because i made a mistake, i dont lie i had full af before i could wear any of it. so i said 45 without thinking. sue me. if you cant forgive someone for saying the wrong thing then i i pity you, and if you make fun of someone cause they mis spoke then i pity you even more.

 

[CubsWoo]

You haven't been on the board very long, so I suppose some explanation is in order.

Vang is an asshole. I am an asshole. These are basic, simple truths.

Vang is very proud of his gear and his playstyle. I am very proud of my gear and my playstyle. These are basic, simple truths.

Vang is opinionated. I am opinionated. These are basic, simple truths.

Vang is almost always right. I am almost always right. These are also basic, simple truths.

I swear to God if I could ever get Vang up to Chicago to pick up his magic ring we could let our powers combine and summon Captain Flameboard to win every argument within nanoseconds of a flame being posted. It'd be beautiful, man, absolutely beautiful. Like the mortal eye of God collapsing onto itself.

When you start a flameboard career, it's not the best idea to pick Vang (or myself) as a target. Many have tried in the past. Most leave after being trounced. Others see the light and convert (not the HP/MP swap kind, but maybe that does happen in Mexico or Portugal or something.) You didn't fight Mike Tyson as the first fight in Punch-Out!! You started with Glass Joe. Maybe Gabby Jay if you were older and never got to play the NES version.

Getting off topic there.

Anyway, the point is, if you want to go hunting for the big FB members, get yourself loaded for bear. Get the facts, get the quality posting style, and don't use too many of the filthy words because that's a lot like Godwin's Law in the sense that once someone jumps to the personal insults or the random stupid flames about nothing, they've already lost and only make themselves look worse.

"Don't give up Mac! Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!"

 

[vang]

how am i a fool because i made a mistake, i dont lie i had full af before i could wear any of it. so i said 45 without thinking. sue me. if you cant forgive someone for saying the wrong thing then i i pity you, and if you make fun of someone cause they mis spoke then i pity you even more.

You DID lie, you said you had FULL AF at level 45 and you didn't. So now you have lied TWICE. Now here you go with your whole turn it around on the masses routine.


"Omg Im a jakazz 4 saying st00pid sh1t and L1eing, But 1f u think 1m a jakass 4 sayng st00p1d sh1t and L1eing tehn taht mak3z u teh jakazz lol. 0k 1 r dun p0sting here n0w."

I probably gave you too much credit with that quote, I have still yet to master how to type like a 12 year old with too much sugar in his tank. Please forgive me.

I fail to see how you can fuck up, (believe me, you fuck up ALL the time) then tell everyone they are wrong for calling you out on how you fucked up in the first place. Then again, that is all your LS has done here from day one. Making watered down defenses for all of their "fuck ups" (better known as some of their members).

 

[Firestreak]

People are jumping on you because you haven't said an intelligent thing since you've joined this board and we have lost any expectation of you at all.

Just a little lesson for you. It's pointless to call someone a stupid asshole unless you can prove it. If you want your arguments to carry any weight throw some POINTS behind them instead of just saying random shit that you pull out of your ass.

 

[Falsey]

You haven't been on the board very long, so I suppose some explanation is in order.

Vang is an asshole. I am an asshole. These are basic, simple truths.

Vang is very proud of his gear and his playstyle. I am very proud of my gear and my playstyle. These are basic, simple truths.

Vang is opinionated. I am opinionated. These are basic, simple truths.

Vang is almost always right. I am almost always right. These are also basic, simple truths.

I swear to God if I could ever get Vang up to Chicago to pick up his magic ring we could let our powers combine and summon Captain Flameboard to win every argument within nanoseconds of a flame being posted. It'd be beautiful, man, absolutely beautiful. Like the mortal eye of God collapsing onto itself.

When you start a flameboard career, it's not the best idea to pick Vang (or myself) as a target. Many have tried in the past. Most leave after being trounced. Others see the light and convert (not the HP/MP swap kind, but maybe that does happen in Mexico or Portugal or something.) You didn't fight Mike Tyson as the first fight in Punch-Out!! You started with Glass Joe. Maybe Gabby Jay if you were older and never got to play the NES version.

Getting off topic there.

Anyway, the point is, if you want to go hunting for the big FB members, get yourself loaded for bear. Get the facts, get the quality posting style, and don't use too many of the filthy words because that's a lot like Godwin's Law in the sense that once someone jumps to the personal insults or the random stupid flames about nothing, they've already lost and only make themselves look worse.

"Don't give up Mac! Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!"

Stunning, just stunning. Its so beautiful. *tears of joy*