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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red.........................cherry,"
"Yellow...................lemon,"
"Green......................"lime"
"Orange.....................orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue…it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
The children began to say:
"Red.........................cherry,"
"Yellow...................lemon,"
"Green......................"lime"
"Orange.....................orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue…it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
