Canitoch the Tease

[Elohim]

So yesterday I'm running around farming beehive chips in Giddeus when out of nowhere this happens:

Canitoch>> SLDKAFJDSAFLK
>>Canitoch What?
Canitoch>> ZOMG AWESOME
>>Canitoch Tell me!
Canitoch>> It's a secret.
>>Canitoch >_>

Later, this;

Canitoch>> EPIC EPIC EEPPPIIIIIIIIIIC
>>Canitoch lol what now?
Canitoch>> Tiamat
>>Canitoch I don't know what that is

So let this post be fair warning: don't tease newbie tarus with epic secrets or your dastardly actions will be exposed for ridicule and denigration on the most powerful message board known to Vana'diel: QCDN.

:crazy:

 

[Tristam Green]

really, i dont get it. canitoch's a nice guy; he was probably just messing with people on his flist a la Rannoch.

Tiamat's a very large, linkshell-hungered Dragon (or Wyrm, if you prefer in the CoP storyline) located in the far reaches of Attohwa Chasm. She's a pain in the arse, and endgamers like to hunt her down.

 

[Elohim]

I wasn't really complaining, I'm just teasing him back with this post. He's actually super-friendly, he helped me with the 3 Mage Gate and Aspir quest.

And eventually he did explain that Tiamat was a dragon, and that he was chatting with me because he was dead.

 

[Rannoch]

He always messages me when I'm afk, asking to change his songs to bgw of course ;d

 

[neophytal]

last night's tiamat was epic.

 

[Siviard]

Yeah, that fight last night was epic. Just stinks we lost it at 9% after back-to-back Spike Flails and decimated our pets.

Oh yeah, Cani got eaten a few times by the big Tiamat. I lol'd :biggrin:

 

[Trelution]

last night's tiamat was epic.

With a flail flail here, a flail flail there, everywhere a flail flail.

It certainly livened up my dull Monday Night.

 

[Siviard]

There were 3 things that happened that made me realize something was horribly wrong....

1. My 2 hour'd VT Cave Antlion's HP% went from 90 to 40, which indicated Spike Flail......

5 seconds later.....

2. My 2 hour'd VT Cave Antlion's HP% then went from 39% to 0%....2nd Spike Flail.......

2 seconds later.....

3. Siviard is drawn in! Critical hit! Tiamat hits Siviard for 749 damage. :shok: RUN AWAY!

 

[Sabia]

And I missed this!!! WTCRAP!

 

[Arctyrael]

Epic exp loss zomg lol

 

[Tristam Green]

He always messages me when I'm afk, asking to change his songs to bgw of course ;d

Speaking of you, where the F you been buddy?

It's that elf-whore Lecreuset, isn't it! You left me for a taller man!:spiteful:








/eatsbecauseheissad

 

[Tristam Green]

I wasn't really complaining, I'm just teasing him back with this post. He's actually super-friendly, he helped me with the 3 Mage Gate and Aspir quest.

Yeah, I've been helping Canitoch in FFIIIDS, lol. He's a cool guy, and I figured you weren't really calling him out since this was here and not in the Board du Flambé.

It's a shame he assumed I was a hume though >.>
Tarutaru unite and overthrow the Galkan Pox!

 

[Rannoch]

Speaking of you, where the F you been buddy?

It's that elf-whore Lecreuset, isn't it! You left me for a taller man!:spiteful:

/eatsbecauseheissad

Ilulec<3, Nah I just haven't been playing cause I'm interested in other games, is all.

 

[mysticalone]

will somebody PLEASE get cannitoch's 68 summoner a party already so he'll stop sendin me tells askin how I got to 75?!

 

[Romper]

will somebody PLEASE get cannitoch's 68 summoner a party already so he'll stop sendin me tells askin how I got to 75?!

Tell him to whip it out.

 

[Canitoch]

Yeah, that fight last night was epic. Just stinks we lost it at 9% after back-to-back Spike Flails and decimated our pets.

Oh yeah, Cani got eaten a few times by the big Tiamat. I lol'd :biggrin:

Died a few times? Change that to many. Thats all I did. Didn't even get to land a bp cause Tiamat killed me.

Pit ambushes are funny ways to die too lmao, and getting flailed/squished when tiamat lands too.

But not very funny when you go from 1k tnl to 10k tnl =/

And LOLMYSTIC I PROBABLY DELEVELED TO 68 HAHA

Tristram you needz teh crappy-not-until-you-get-99 onion knight!!11

Rannoch: I need your music changing abilities once moar lmao.