Cecil is a bad teleporter! Don't get teleports from him.

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Bustaballs

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Yes, it's true! I was in Jeuno one time and I needed a teleport-dem and I saw him adveristiseing his services so I paid him the 500 gil and he began to cast teleport-dem. The next thing I know I'm in the middle of The Den of Rancor and all of my money, equip, items, and spells were gone! I thought maybe I could complain so I sent him a tell. He called me a "noob" and all of the sudden my hard drive is formatted!

I was crying at this moment but I continued on. I reinstalled windows and installed FFXI.. it wouldn't let me log into my account! It was left with this message:

"You have been pwned like a little noob. You will never compare to the greatness of Cecilx!"

I then crawled up in a fetal position in the corner and cried. A couple of days later I bought another game for the account and started a new character. Once I got in the game my name was Nooooooooob and I remember having a different one. I've been forever scared from Cecilx's evil ways.

Please everyone! Don't go to Cecilx for teleports! Go to the kind man called Bustaballs! He truely does care about your destination and will get you there on time!
 
lmao!! the samething happened to me. DAMN U CECIL, DAMN U....
 
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who needs teleports when some elvaan or galka can just punt me to my destination :twisted:

That is why tarus are so rich.....we save on teleports :D
 
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