Chuash said:
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and for everything else there is mastercard.
Chuash said:
Ecks said:Well, if your religious sure. For non religous people, Easter is just another holiday with candy, Easter Eggs, and fun. For me, its probably just going to be another work day. /joy of /joys -.-;
So whilst Christians may have essentially created the holiday, like oh.. I dunno, another one we recently had, time has changed what they mean to different people. You can believe in whatever you wish, just don't force that belief on others. The man depicted in the picture above is only a belief, no more so than the "Easter Bunny" if you wish to believe so.
Personally I think religion belongs in the establishments it was ment to he held in, churches, or your own homes. Outside of those avenues I don't want to hear it. It sickens me that newspapers now have a "Religion" section, or atleast my local paper does. When the hell did that have to do with "News" I sure don't know.
Yeah.. touchy subject I know. I have my feelings toward it.. I know a lot of people don't agree with them and that's fine. You have your beliefs I have mine, we're people and thank goodness we're not all the same.
Ecks said:So whilst Christians may have essentially created the holiday, like oh.. I dunno, another one we recently had, time has changed what they mean to different people. You can believe in whatever you wish, just don't force that belief on others. The man depicted in the picture above is only a belief, no more so than the "Easter Bunny" if you wish to believe so.
Eddie Izzard said:The pagans had big festivals
on Easter and Christmas.
Christians had big festivals
at Easter and Christmas.
Jesus died on one and was born
on the other. Hm-hm-hm-hmm?
Cos...Jesus I do think did exist.
He was a guy
who had interesting ideas
in the Gandhi area, the Nelson
Mandela area - relaxed and groovy.
The Romans thought,
"Relaxed and groovy? No No No."
So they murdered him.
Kids eat chocolate eggs
because the color of the chocolate
and the color of
the wood on the cross...
Well, you tell me.
It's got nothing to do with it,
has it?
People are going, "Remember kids, Jesus died for your sins."
"Yeah, I know, it's great."
"No, it's bad."
"It's bad. lt's terrible."
"Whatever you want. Just keep giving me these eggs."
And the bunny rabbits, where do
they come into the Crucifixion?
There were no rabbits going,
"You putting crosses in our warrens?"
"We live below this hill, all right?"
Bunny rabbits are for shagging,
eggs are for fertility.
It's the spring festival.
Christmas time, Jesus born to
a big jolly guy in a red jacket.
"Ho, ho, ho, baby Jesus. What would you like for Christmas?"
"Peace on earth and goodwill towards men."
"... What about a clockwork train?"
"Yes, much better. Forget peace on earth, I don't care."
The Christmas fir tree?
There's none of them in Nazareth.
The partridge in a pear tree song
was not sung at the Last Supper.
They weren't there going
# And a partridge in a pear tree...
# Five go-o-old rings!
"Come on, loosen up, Judas."
"Oh, all right"
# On the seventh day of Christmas...
"Judy, come on, loosen up."
"Don't call me Judy. I've told you."
"Ooooh!"
"Can you lend us a fiver, Judy? I'm a bit short. Ahhh!"
"Right, lads, Leonardo da Vinci's painting the picture,
"everyone get your positions, here we go."
and the easter bunny is real.. hes alive too..Ecks said:The man depicted in the picture above is only a belief, no more so than the "Easter Bunny" if you wish to believe so.
Chuash said:lmao.. there's a topic bout my siggy >.<
this is funny
and the easter bunny is real.. hes alive too..