chuck norris

[Kire]

ok on my space talking to x gf and theres these adds mainly chat up lines or some crap i see this one and i found it preety funny what you guys think

[Edit: Well, I think that affiliate links are against the rules. -Sculli]

 

[Kire]

these are the txt you can get on a T-shirt

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch HE decides what time it is

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting Chuck norris goes killing

Chuck norris is my homeboy

Guns dont kill people. Chuck norris kills people

There is no chin behind chuck norris beard there is only another fist

Chuck norris does not sleep. he waits

There is no theor on evolution just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live

A study has shown the leading casues of death in the US are:
1 heart disease
2:chuck norris
3: cancer

Chuck norris has two speeds: walk and kill

the chief export of chuck norris is pain

the quickest way to a mans heart is with a chuck norris fist

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

This should feed all of your chuck norris needs

http://reviews.ebay.com/Top-100-Chuck-Norris-Facts_W0QQugidZ10000000000690883

 

[Shaidalyn]

some of those made me lol.. hard.. and I don't like these usually.. good find Sorrow

 

[Makelith]

I prefer to just going to chucknorrisfacts.com. There are like 9 pages of stuff there including "Chuck's Favs". He was on The Best Dammed Sports Show Perorid when he picked em.