Condom for the wiimote?

[CmdrFly]

Surely to the horror of all third-party Wii accessory companies, Nintendo announced today the Wii Remote Jacket that will be given to all system owners completely free of charge. The Wii Remote Jacket is a silicone cover made specifically to fit the Wii Remote and “provides cushioning for the Wii Remote for people who might accidentally throw or drop their Wii Remotes while playing games.”

http://www.dailytech.com/Nintendo+Offers+Free+Wii+Remote+Jackets+to+All+Wii+Owners/article9126.htm

Tennis to your hearts content.

 

[Kotsu]

Now we can play with our asses and not worry about getting hurt or killed by AIDS! It's a silent killer that's been decimating the Wii playing population.











Active Interaction with Dynamic System, wierdos. What the fuck you think I was talking about?

 

[Rappa]

It even has a reservoir tip.

 

[Kotsu]

Well, you always fire away from you. Whether in a game, with a gun, a wiimote or a cock. It's like running with scissors, do it with the tip down or towards a friend who's beating you at a game.

 

[Bajaratt]

Looks dumb, but since they're free I'll get some for all my Wiimotes. It'd be nice if they were multi-colored or something, I'm getting tired of the plain-white Wiimotes.

 

[CmdrFly]

It'd be nice if they were multi-colored or something, I'm getting tired of the plain-white Wiimotes.

I think it's time to unveil the truth...

Apple owns Nintendo. Pearl White is the only colour you'll ever see again.

 

[Kotsu]

Looks dumb, but since they're free I'll get some for all my Wiimotes. It'd be nice if they were multi-colored or something, I'm getting tired of the plain-white Wiimotes.

You damn kids and your flavored, multi-colored condoms. Back in my day, we'd use a sheep skin condom. After we're done fucking the sheep we would be able to last long enough to get her off, pull out and give her the pearl necklace she'd been waiting for all her life.

 

[Isomiau]

whats a condom...?

 

[Uzor]

Looks dumb, but since they're free I'll get some for all my Wiimotes. It'd be nice if they were multi-colored or something, I'm getting tired of the plain-white Wiimotes.

I want a red strawberry one

 

[Mooshywooshy]

i'll take a twisted pleasure one

 

[Tristam Green]

(Pocket) Pool anyone?

 

[Gatttsu]

ok, someone had to say it...

Will they be ribbed for her pleasure as well?


...I feel unclean ; ;

 

[Bajaratt]

 

[Romper]

lmfao