Conspiracy theorists want to know: Did we land on the moon?

Trippyhippy

Trippyhippy

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omfg, we like, didn't ever go to teh moon!

Everyone knows that the Apollo missions were filmed at the the world trade center while it was being constructed from 1965-1973.
Definitive proof of this was about to be unleashed ot the world, which is why George Bush and NASA took down the buildings on 9/11.

They blamed it on the terrorists so that they could film next moon missions in the deserts of Iraq and Afghanistan.

All you people who don't believe this are sheep.

bah..bahhh...you're all brainwashed sheep.




not really
 
Quality thread.


Baah.
 
Everyone knows the moon landing was filmed in Dr. Rockso's house.
 
God I love conspiracy theory's, every time you debunk them they either ignore proof or make even more outlandish claims.
 
Exactly, anyone who's not a brainwashed sheep knows that Piccolo blew up the moon years ago.
 
"Watch this clip carefully. See how Buzz Aldrin's fist comes in from the right, but your head goes back, and to the left. So either Buzz Aldrin never punched you, or you're the biggest pussy alive."

Technically I'm paraphrasing, but that's basically how I remember the interview on the Daily Show ending.
 
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-_- stoppit

Baaaaaahhhhhhh

Also, on a slightly different subject... I know a woman that believes it was a hoax simply because it would be completely against God to step foot on the Moon. >_> Apparently this superior logic escapes me, anyone care to explain?
 
Morwen said:
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-_- stoppit

Baaaaaahhhhhhh

Also, on a slightly different subject... I know a woman that believes it was a hoax simply because it would be completely against God to step foot on the Moon. >_> Apparently this superior logic escapes me, anyone care to explain?
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She hit her head when she was young. Don't try to understand.
 
That whole deal with God being infaliable (sp?) and the universe being unmade if God is ever proved wrong, yadayadayada. I'd need to watch Dogma again to give you the full explanation.
 
Makelith said:
That whole deal with God being infaliable (sp?) and the universe being unmade if God is ever proved wrong, yadayadayada. I'd need to watch Dogma again to give you the full explanation.
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My whole problem with the Christian's whole infallible God idea is that he made Adam and Eve, and by his infallibility must have known that they would eat the forbidden fruit. So he made them just so he could punish them. Then there's Hell, same story. He creates people knowing they will be sinners and go to Hell, so he creates them just to they can have a flicker of life and then an eternity of torment. If I wanted to worship a masochist, I would look for one on a S&M dating site.

But back on the topic of the moon landing and conspiracy theories, my great uncle bought into that crap along with some much more whacked out ideas. For instance, there are no polar; there are holes at the north and south poles, and the Earth is hollow. "Aliens" come from the inner Earth.
 
This reminds me of that forum where people still believe the Earth is flat.

Think someone posted a link to it before.
 
Everyone knows the Moon was destroyed by a Special Beam Cannon. Fucking newbs.
 
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