Damn mormons.

Mormons go door too door now? I thought that it was just Jehovah's Witnesses.
 
I did some work for a guy once who answered the door for Witnesses naked with a boner. I never saw this happen, so I dunno if he was full of shit or not, but it seems like a solid strategy.
 
"Hi, I represent the Mormon church. Would you like to hear about my Bible fanfiction?"
 
The Mormons came to my door. I invited them in. We all sat down and had a talk about religion. They asked if they could come back after I had a chance to read "The Book of Mormon", I said "sure".

Next time, 3 of em came. This time, I was playing diablo, listening to tool, and wearing a shirt that says "Smoke Crack, Worship Satan". We talked, they asked me to turn the music off. I showed them to the door.

From then on, the guys in white shirts with black ties on bicycles skipped over my house.
 
To be honest, I've never been bothered by mormons. Maybe it's the piss poor neighborhood I live in, but I've never so much as seen them riding their bikes around early in the morning.
 
Lanien said:
Mormons go door too door now? I thought that it was just Jehovah's Witnesses.
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They both do. Mormons are the ones that dress up in a suit and tie and bike helmet, Jehova's Witnesses are the ones that you can't recognize as easily, they're sneakier. They do the same thing basically but dress in normal clothes and don't ride bikes.
 
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