Damn yahoo pedo [nsfw]

[Westyle]

Ok, so I'm on yahoo when some guy messages me saying he found me in some yahoo group about girls (I joined a bunch groups years ago and rarely mess with them anymore). He then directs me to another group and asks if I like the girl in the picture, which was a normal dressed girl that looked about 11. The following show of idiocy occurred, if Blazn was a pedo this would be him:

cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:57:03 PM): so what u think of the girl there now
br_trooper316 (2/25/2007 11:57:27 PM): cute, but not taht interesting
cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:57:49 PM): not intristing in what way'
br_trooper316 (2/25/2007 11:58:04 PM): too young, plain picture
cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:58:30 PM): what do u meeen
br_trooper316 (2/25/2007 11:59:08 PM): i like girls that have hit puberty
cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:59:36 PM): oo if u could do somthing 2 her what would u do
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:00:12 AM): the girl in that picture? wave and say hi and be on my merry way
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:00:32 AM): thats meen
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:00:42 AM): waving and saying hi is mean?
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:00:54 AM): goddamn, the world has turned backwards on me
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:01:12 AM): well what if she wanted some loving
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:02:00 AM): then i'd be confused
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:02:14 AM): y would u b confused
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:02:35 AM): because girls havent developed a sex drive at that age
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:03:26 AM): u sad shes 11 my 11 yo cuzin has lil buds coming in so they sure have developed a sex drive
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:04:39 AM): thats nice, but boobs start growing before they become amorous
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:04:45 AM): tell me what u think of this girl (link removed, not illegal, but ew)
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:05:54 AM): she's like a road in the desert
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:04 AM): what do u meen
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:06:10 AM): flat and no curves
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:33 AM): dosint she look slutey though
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:06:42 AM): not really
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:53 AM): how old r u
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:07:00 AM): 21
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:07:14 AM): ok and whats the youngest u have fucked
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:07:21 AM): im a virgin
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:07:35 AM): sry but lol.
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:07:52 AM): i dated a 14 year old once, but she looked 17 and acted on our level of maturity, she was part of my circle of friends
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:08:30 AM): 21 an a vergin no wonder y u wouldont say that girl looks slutey
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:08:49 AM): shes flat and like 12
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:08:50 AM): dosint
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:09:22 AM): shes way yonger than 12
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:09:26 AM): ..... ew
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:09:51 AM): how old u think im sayin
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:09:58 AM): dont know
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:02 AM): dont really care
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:10:09 AM): se is 10
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:18 AM): alright
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:10:39 AM): and i no her and shes real good in bed
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:48 AM): .......
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:51 AM): hahahahaaaahaahaahahahahahahahahahah
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:11:01 AM): whats so funy virgin
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:11:08 AM): HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:11:12 AM): what
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:11:43 AM): yea, i know lindsay lohan, shes good in bed too
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:11:53 AM): but then she had a devastating coke addiction
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:11:59 AM): ur funny
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:12:14 AM): evone though ur stil a virgine
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:12:39 AM): you have the typing skills of the girls you find attractive
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:14:42 AM): who the fuck cares how the fuck i spell ok maybe i just dont want to spell every thing right cuz i dont have to b a perfict speler like u
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:15:00 AM): or its simple grade school education
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:15:34 AM): ur the virgin i think its pritey sad that a 10 yo lost her virginatey b4 u
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:16:00 AM): i'd rather not lose my virginity over candy in a windowless van
The following text is very explicit
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:18:28 AM): she didnt lose her virginity that way ok she learnd it from finding her mas sex toys and her dads porno and she polled out her dads dick 1 day wen they were at there house alone and she stuck it in her pussy her self ok
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:19:07 AM): i dont want to lose my virginity to my dad either
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:19:56 AM): first of all ur a guy so u cant second of all her dad did not rape her she did it all her self
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:20:20 AM): so he was unconscious at the time?
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:22:54 AM): she was siting on him playing a game and she droped a card on his croch and she felt it and she was wearing a mini wit no underwear on so she decided to pull out his dick and stick it in her
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:24:34 AM): anything else
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:25:08 AM): you people play weird games in california, and your crotches appear to carry static charges
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:25:33 AM): who sad that i live in california
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:26:17 AM): ?
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:26:33 AM): your name is cliforniaman, i assume you have some relation to the state
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:27:22 AM): i was born there in 87 and left in 88 i live in ny
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:28:12 AM): anything else
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:28:56 AM): did you have some sort of mental handicap?
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:29:20 AM): y the fuck would u sa y that
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:30:07 AM): because your fucking stupid and i've been sharing this conversation with a girl friend and we're both laughing our asses off at you
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:30:52 AM): ya sure what ever have fun with ur hand o i meen ur girlfrend
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:31:16 AM): also i've reported you to yahoo, so enjoy your AIDS



Though Yahoo will most likely take the SE GM route on this. But I'd like to see this guy get pwn3d in some way as he honestly thinks he's hot shit.

Edit: Used Ruffy's colored version

 

[Excalibur]

I stopped reading when you said you were a virgin, I'll go back in a minute, but just gotta confirm: is that true?
Ok I'm done, that guy is fucked up. Too bad nothing will happen to him =/

 

[Westyle]

OMG yes OMG
yet, irrelevant

 

[Ruffyreborn]

cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:57:03 PM): so what u think of the girl there now
br_trooper316 (2/25/2007 11:57:27 PM): cute, but not taht interesting
cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:57:49 PM): not intristing in what way'
br_trooper316 (2/25/2007 11:58:04 PM): too young, plain picture
cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:58:30 PM): what do u meeen
br_trooper316 (2/25/2007 11:59:08 PM): i like girls that have hit puberty
cliforniaman (2/25/2007 11:59:36 PM): oo if u could do somthing 2 her what would u do
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:00:12 AM): the girl in that picture? wave and say hi and be on my merry way
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:00:32 AM): thats meen
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:00:42 AM): waving and saying hi is mean?
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:00:54 AM): goddamn, the world has turned backwards on me
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:01:12 AM): well what if she wanted some loving
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:02:00 AM): then i'd be confused
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:02:14 AM): y would u b confused
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:02:35 AM): because girls havent developed a sex drive at that age
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:03:26 AM): u sad shes 11 my 11 yo cuzin has lil buds coming in so they sure have developed a sex drive
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:04:39 AM): thats nice, but boobs start growing before they become amorous
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:04:45 AM): tell me what u think of this girl (link removed, not illegal, but ew)
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:05:54 AM): she's like a road in the desert
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:04 AM): what do u meen
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:06:10 AM): flat and no curves
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:33 AM): dosint she look slutey though
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:06:42 AM): not really
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:53 AM): how old r u
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:07:00 AM): 21
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:07:14 AM): ok and whats the youngest u have fucked
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:07:21 AM): im a virgin
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:07:35 AM): sry but lol.
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:07:52 AM): i dated a 14 year old once, but she looked 17 and acted on our level of maturity, she was part of my circle of friends
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:08:30 AM): 21 an a vergin no wonder y u wouldont say that girl looks slutey
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:08:49 AM): shes flat and like 12
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:08:50 AM): dosint
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:09:22 AM): shes way yonger than 12
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:09:26 AM): ..... ew
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:09:51 AM): how old u think im sayin
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:09:58 AM): dont know
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:02 AM): dont really care
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:10:09 AM): se is 10
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:18 AM): alright
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:10:39 AM): and i no her and shes real good in bed
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:48 AM): .......
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:10:51 AM): hahahahaaaahaahaahahahahahahahahahah
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:11:01 AM): whats so funy virgin
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:11:08 AM): HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:11:12 AM): what
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:11:43 AM): yea, i know lindsay lohan, shes good in bed too
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:11:53 AM): but then she had a devastating coke addiction
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:11:59 AM): ur funny
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:12:14 AM): evone though ur stil a virgine
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:12:39 AM): you have the typing skills of the girls you find attractive
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:14:42 AM): who the fuck cares how the fuck i spell ok maybe i just dont want to spell every thing right cuz i dont have to b a perfict speler like u
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:15:00 AM): or its simple grade school education
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:15:34 AM): ur the virgin i think its pritey sad that a 10 yo lost her virginatey b4 u
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:16:00 AM): i'd rather not lose my virginity over candy in a windowless van
The following text is very explicit
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:18:28 AM): she didnt lose her virginity that way ok she learnd it from finding her mas sex toys and her dads porno and she polled out her dads dick 1 day wen they were at there house alone and she stuck it in her pussy her self ok
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:19:07 AM): i dont want to lose my virginity to my dad either
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:19:56 AM): first of all ur a guy so u cant second of all her dad did not rape her she did it all her self
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:20:20 AM): so he was unconscious at the time?
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:22:54 AM): she was siting on him playing a game and she droped a card on his croch and she felt it and she was wearing a mini wit no underwear on so she decided to pull out his dick and stick it in her
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:24:34 AM): anything else
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:25:08 AM): you people play weird games in california, and your crotches appear to carry static charges
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:25:33 AM): who sad that i live in california
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:26:17 AM): ?
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:26:33 AM): your name is cliforniaman, i assume you have some relation to the state
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:27:22 AM): i was born there in 87 and left in 88 i live in ny
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:28:12 AM): anything else
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:28:56 AM): did you have some sort of mental handicap?
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:29:20 AM): y the fuck would u sa y that
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:30:07 AM): because your fucking stupid and i've been sharing this conversation with a girl friend and we're both laughing our asses off at you
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:30:52 AM): ya sure what ever have fun with ur hand o i meen ur girlfrend
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:31:16 AM): also i've reported you to yahoo, so enjoy your AIDS


just thought Id do that since copyin and pastin these IM's are kinda hard to read. And Im a little bored and needed to waste time

 

[Excalibur]

Yeah me too, we should form a club.






























Oh wait, we did, it's called, the internet.

 

[Calais]

br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:05:54 AM): she's like a road in the desert
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:06:04 AM): what do u meen
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:06:10 AM): flat and no curves

I'm so using that line at every chance I can.

I almost feel guilty finding humor in parts of that story, the other dude is just fucked up.

 

[Mishaela]

Reminds me of my senior year in high school. -_-

Also..

cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:18:28 AM): she didnt lose her virginity that way ok she learnd it from finding her mas sex toys and her dads porno and she polled out her dads dick 1 day wen they were at there house alone and she stuck it in her pussy her self ok
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:19:07 AM): i dont want to lose my virginity to my dad either
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:19:56 AM): first of all ur a guy so u cant second of all her dad did not rape her she did it all her self
br_trooper316 (2/26/2007 12:20:20 AM): so he was unconscious at the time?
cliforniaman (2/26/2007 12:22:54 AM): she was siting on him playing a game and she droped a card on his croch and she felt it and she was wearing a mini wit no underwear on so she decided to pull out his dick and stick it in her

Sorry, but unless the dad's incredibly f-!ked up, I don't see this happening. Ever. (Not to mention if the dad was into that kindof sick sh-!t, I don't think he'd have waited on her to make the first move anyways.)

Thats is unlikely on the same level as two people going thru with decapitation just to see if the "blood fountain" rumor is true.

 

[Stouter]

Seriously, what father hasn't had his 10 year old daughter drop a card in his crotch and decide to whip out his dick and start riding it?

 

[Ruffyreborn]

okay #1, the kids 10. No 10 year old girl is gonna deal with the pain that losing your virginity is gonna cause. That being said, theres also no way shes gonna fit her fathers penis inside her. The guys lying about that part, which makes it a lot more weird since hes got it mapped out in his head....

 

[Westyle]

Reminds me of my senior year in high school. -_-

Also..



Sorry, but unless the dad's incredibly f-!ked up, I don't see this happening. Ever. (Not to mention if the dad was into that kindof sick sh-!t, I don't think he'd have waited on her to make the first move anyways.)

Thats is unlikely on the same level as two people going thru with decapitation just to see if the "blood fountain" rumor is true.

What kind of high school is this?

And yea, that story is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. So stupid that I would in fact want to hear it again just so I could have the chance to use new insults on him.

 

[Mishaela]

What kind of high school is this?

And yea, that story is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. So stupid that I would in fact want to hear it again just so I could have the chance to use new insults on him.

During my Senior year at CHS it seemed to be a popular thing with the guys to date middle schoolers or first-year students (which I got mistaken for a few times). Needless to say, between their pedo-complexes and their pickup lines (i.e. taking a swig of my Dr. Pepper and saying "'sup baby?"), it was a pretty funny/pitiful year.

That being said, theres also no way shes gonna fit her fathers penis inside her.

Could if the father's Japanese. WOOOOOOAAAAHHH

 

[Excalibur]

During my Senior year at CHS it seemed to be a popular thing with the guys to date middle schoolers or first-year students (which I got mistaken for a few times). Needless to say, between their pedo-complexes and their pickup lines (i.e. taking a swig of my Dr. Pepper and saying "'sup baby?"), it was a pretty funny/pitiful year.

Dr. Pepper is a holy drink, the superior of all carbonated beverages. I'm already a germaphobe and let NO one drink my shit and etc., but stealing a precious drink of Dr.P is like, grounds for getting hit.

Could if the father's Japanese. WOOOOOOAAAAHHH

Oh snap! I lol'd

 

[Westyle]

Could if the father's Japanese. WOOOOOOAAAAHHH

Zing!

 

[Ruffyreborn]

Could if the father's Japanese. WOOOOOOAAAAHHH

lmao!

 

[Faule]

eew. I hope something unfortunate happens to that man (or 12 year old boy with a very active imagination) And I hope that the girl(s) had nothing to do with the situation.

Here's hoping they find that guy and make him "drop a card and fall" on some guy named "Daddy" in prison.

 

[chpal]

I realllllly wish we could be allowed to kill know Pedophiles.

 

[Skaw]

I realllllly wish we could be allowed to kill know Pedophiles.

We are, it's called Prison. Let the Inmates take care of them, because they fucking hate child molesters and pedophiles.

 

[Uzor]

Seriously, what father hasn't had his 10 year old daughter drop a card in his crotch and decide to whip out his dick and start riding it?

wow... this made me bust our laughing

And wtf, that dude is fucked up...

 

[Shyrra]

Good fucking read Westyle lol, that dude is fucked up hahaha.

 

[Archmage]

I skimmed this enough to get the general idea, I didn't really want to fully read this utterly messed up stuff. That guy is messed up in the head. Words are barely able to fully convey how disgusting that guy is.