Darrel- The paladin coward

Chasym

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Chasym Toloren
Well lastnight i decide to level thf and finish it off as my sub, i get a pt and we head off to garliage citadel
We are heading to the gate camp and we have a beetle in the way we needed to clear.

So we engage. The battle isnt going so well, its about 5 min going in and it isnt even at half health, but we are ok, health is being kept up, hate is being changed when needed and mages are keeping up mp.

Well the thing is ALMOST dead, literally 2-3 more hits.
And our paladin must of shit his pants cause i sure smelled somethin awful...but then again it coulda been his upper lip. thought that mustache looked fake.

He instant warps out.

Hate automatically shifts to our main healer and drops them in seconds.
and right when our mage died, we killed the beetle.

i saw darrel later today and ridiculed him as he deserves it.
because darrel, you dont know jack shit about being a paladin you coward. You ran away to save your own ass when you wouldnt have died anyway. A paladins job is to keep everyone else from dying, and if theres gonna be a death a paladins job is to try as hard as possible to only let one death happen, their own.
But you wouldnt know that would you?
Maybe its time you dropped being a paladin, you suck at it.
You should probly go level bst or smn...since thats the only way youll have any friends, since no PC would want a bitch of a paladin as their friend.

Next time you decide to bail on a party, i hope you run face first into a wall of spikes and choke on your blood. and before you die catch a glimpse of your own reflection in the pool of blood that surrounds you. So your last vision would be that of the biggest paladin coward that has ever graced their prescence in this game.

So if your lookin for a good paladin, darrel isnt the way to go.

Choke darrel. Choke.
 
Veteran said:
A Galka would never have the presence of mind to use any sort of warping device.

You mean they have minds? o.o;;





Kidding . _. <3 Galkas
 
vang said:
Figures...fucking elvaans and their crybaby attitudes.
MOMMMMM... VANG USED THE F WORD!
 
I was in party with him later that night.Got 2 lvls and didn't see him warp.But he did die twice though cuz we linked 2 dhalmels.He must have problem with the party reason he warped in mid battle to screw u guys over.
 
there was nothin wrong with the party, he just got scared we couldnt do it and left. When we were completley fine.
His excuse later was
"Garliage is the suck"
 
Garlaige is the suck. true statement... that's why he belongs there
 
Garbage Shitadel 4tw :D
 
I really don't think it deserves that name, it's some of the best EXP for a 32-36ish party(not all in one party) that I can think of, maybe altepa being better at 30-32.
 
The reason it sucks so much is that there are basically 2 places to camp.. near gate, and near zone. near zone you always end up having problems with linking/aggroing shit someone zoned because they are level 30 AND THEY STILL SUCK more than my mom's dyson vaccum cleaner.
 
And people say MY flames can be mean. o_O;

And I like to call Elvaans giraffes :o it's even funner when I go kill Cato-b in Bibiki Bay and can be all "oh no, we just killed his sister!"...
>.>
 
...but it's ok if I flee in terror if we are to come across KB and the only army I have with me is you Chas... right? Right...?

:?
 
Excim said:
...but it's ok if I flee in terror if we are to come across KB and the only army I have with me is you Chas... right? Right...?

You forgot the part where he dies & you come back & piss on his face.
 
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