im going to have to humbly and respecfully ask you to take that bullshit elsewhere
get a half pound bacon cheeseburger from fudd, and when you get it take it to the condomant bar, put a little bit of mayo on the top bun, lift theburger and put some mustard and a tomato on the bottom, put exactly 4 onions on the bacon, a piece of lettuce and loads of pickles, next put some ketchup on that bitch and close it up, push the bun down to "seal" it, next put some malt vineagar on your french fries and get some hot melted cheese to dip it in, and put a couple jalepeno's in the cheese itll give it a kick =)
do all this and you will have a meal that will bring a tear to chuck norris's eyes...oh and for those pickle lovers i like to take a handful or so of pickles and eat them by themselves, cause i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee pickles...im hungry now...fuck