David Copperfield allegedly rapes 22 year old!

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A Seattle woman claims that illusionist David Copperfield repeatedly sexually assaulted her on his private island in the Bahamas during a horrifying two-day ordeal, according to a bombshell federal lawsuit.
The magician raped the 22-year-old victim, sexually assaulted her on two other occasions and threatened to kill her, court papers filed in Washington State claim.
The woman says her nightmare unfolded two summers ago, when the 52-year-old performer invited her to his $50 million private retreat on Musha Cay after meeting her at a show in Washington state.
One of the showman's assistants invited the alleged victim backstage, where she was told about promotional work on the island that might lead to "modeling opportunities," according to the suit, filed on July 29.
When she arrived on the island, which is reachable only by private boat, on July 27, 2007, "she realized no one else was in attendance other than . . . Copperfield," the suit says.
After the two dined, they went to the magician's room to watch a movie.
"Copperfield then attacked [her] and sexually assaulted her" and "threatened to kill her," despite the victim's attempt to fight him off, leaving her "extremely traumatized," her filing charges.
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Watch...as my penis disappears in you!
 
Just way too many jokes for this kind of thing.
 
Well, let's see. This is just some random shit I made up so if you don't like tough shit.

While he raped her he was reported saying
"Now you see it, now you don't, now you see it, now you don't"

David Copperfield may be a good magician but I don't think he can make this disappear.

While recording a statement he said "Officers, I will now make the evidence disappear"
and in a puff a smoke the evidence was gone. All charges have been dropped.

I'll be sure to post anymore that I think of.
 
I believe this especially since during his shows he would eye women in the audience, ask them to participate in the acts then disappear with them after the show. Most of the women I might add were with there b/f or husband lol..
 
Oh please. This is ridiculous, it's all circumstancial. Until there is actual evidence, this is just retarded. (Couldn't read your links Miros, my opinion is based on what I read in a newspaper this morning).
 
Mirewen said:
Oh please. This is ridiculous, it's all circumstancial. Until there is actual evidence, this is just retarded. (Couldn't read your links Miros, my opinion is based on what I read in a newspaper this morning).
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Don't you dare ruin the fun that this thread could be. D:
 
Next she will be saying that his baby lives in side her and 9 months later... where did it go. POOOOOOF

I Know I am lame.....
 
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Gohaan said:
Next she will be saying that his baby lives in side her and 9 months later... where did it go. POOOOOOF
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Myrrh normally comes up with great jokes, but this one wins a couple Internets.

David Copperfield (or in this case, Coppafeel!!!) might have been able to make his wang disappear inside this woman without the use of mirrors, but can he do what God (Family Guy variant) does to pick up chicks?
 
Gohaan said:
AHAHAHAHA.. Win

If he was any magician he would have hypnotized her.....
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Sadly, not all people can be hypnotized, mainly those that don't trust others and are control freaks. Of those that can be hypnotized, a hypnotized victim will never do something that goes against their own morals.

That means, if murdering someone goes against the person's morals, he would never do it. If said person would never consider having sex with you, she would not have sex with you even under hypnosis.

When you see a show were a magician hypnotizes people, he pick those that he believe are entertainers at heart. That is, the people in the crowd that seem like they enjoy entertaining people, and that seem to be susceptible to hypnosis. If someone is shy and crowd-scared, the person is not likely to act as a duck on stage while under hypnosis, although there's still a chance if it doesn't go against the person's will.

In closing, you can't make someone do something against their will while they're under hypnosis, and that why you will never read about a rape victim who were hypnotized in to having sex with someone, or that committed a bank rubbery while under hypnosis.
 
lmao, didn't noticed that spelling error xD

I'll just pretend it was intended.
 
After the beating and rape, she escaped the island to tell the police of her tale. She told them how the magic man hit her and held her down and had his way with her. She told them of the cuts and bruises she received, she told them how he insisted she see his foam balls trick, but to her amazement and the police, Her cuts and bruises had vanished!
Not only this, but she would not be able to prove of the rape either! For you see, Mr. Copperfield, with the use of his magic wand, had magically made her a virgin again!
The woman was traumatized, Puzzled and at a crossroads. Had he granted her a nightmare...or a gift!?
The woman handed the police a business card that Mr. Copperfield had given her with the coordinates to the island. The police did not believe her.
Regardless, the police took their boat to the location of the island to question Mr. Copperfield, But the island had vanished, all that remained was a small piece of land in the middle of the waters, masked in fog, with a single tree standing erect with two coconuts laying at its base. One coconut had the letter A carved into it, The other coconut had a spade carved into it.
Written in the sand were the words. "Is this your card?"
The police quickly checked the business card the woman had handed them, Amazingly it had become the Ace of Spades! The police were amazed and applauded. All charges were dropped.

As a magician, I just couldnt resist haha.
 
If he was any kind of magician, he would have made her disappear... :spiteful:
 
Duddits said:
If he was any kind of magician, he would have made her disappear... :spiteful:
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LOL but then we wouldnt have all these jokes so full of win ^^b
 
Uzor said:
Sadly, not all people can be hypnotized, mainly those that don't trust others and are control freaks. Of those that can be hypnotized, a hypnotized victim will never do something that goes against their own morals.

That means, if murdering someone goes against the person's morals, he would never do it. If said person would never consider having sex with you, she would not have sex with you even under hypnosis.

When you see a show were a magician hypnotizes people, he pick those that he believe are entertainers at heart. That is, the people in the crowd that seem like they enjoy entertaining people, and that seem to be susceptible to hypnosis. If someone is shy and crowd-scared, the person is not likely to act as a duck on stage while under hypnosis, although there's still a chance if it doesn't go against the person's will.

In closing, you can't make someone do something against their will while they're under hypnosis, and that why you will never read about a rape victim who were hypnotized in to having sex with someone, or that committed a bank rubbery while under hypnosis.
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Someone go Copperfield on this please.

I don't mean make it disappear, just take Uzor to the private mod section to watch a movie then sexually assault him.
 
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