Dead Or Alive...The Movie

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I don't know how many of you have seen the screen shots yet but....

http://www.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/5289_doa_1.jpg

http://www.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/5289_doa_3.jpg

http://www.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/5289_doa_4.jpg

http://www.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/5289_doa_7.jpg

http://www.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/5289_doa_6.jpg - WTF I don't even want to know lol and why does that guy looks like he died happy :biggrin:

*sigh* looks like another horrible VG Movie :nono:
 
i cant see those pics as its a freewebpage website REJECTED :(
check it later DOA is a good fighter game but no way a movie
 
Let me explain what two movies this remindes me of...*ahem*...


Charlie: "Okay girls, your next mission will be to invade the ninja supa teh haxroz castle of doom" (Charlie's Angels for you dumb fucks out there)

Girls: ".....MORTALLLL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT" *cue Mortal Kombat music* (If you can't figure out what this is...cut your balls off)

DOA The Movie = Cheap shitty porno with WORSE acting than an actual porno.

Screw that movie, I say. *turns on porno*
 
It looks like cosplay gone bad, er...worse.

I didn't want to believe it was true, but 1up.com has the same pics, so unfortunately it is. Although, since I can actually see where they glued the hair onto whats supposed to be Zack, I'm going to hold out hope that this is all a very mean-spirited, early April fools joke.
 
blazn said:
charles angles? and mortal combat?
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That's about the extent of what the acting will be. The "cheesyness" of Charlie's Angels and the horrible acting of Mortal Kombat. I guess if you haven't seen those movies you wouldn't get how horrible and terrible a combo of those two would be. But I assure you...you'd rather gouge your eyes out than watch it. :banghead3: :banghead3: :banghead3: :banghead3:.....:thumbsup:
 
To its credit, the first MK movie wasn't terrible. More for fans of the series, but still watchible for someone who has clue no who Sub-Zero is.

The sequel, on the other hand... That may very well have been one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
 
i found ff movice rubish nothing to do with FF
 
blazn said:
i found ff movice rubish nothing to do with FF
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Nothing to do with FFXI. When it is called FFVIII:Advent Children? GTFO!

And yes that film does look horrible.
 
Rinoah said:
Nothing to do with FFXI. When it is called FFVIII:Advent Children? GTFO!
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I think it was refering to spirits within, in which case I agree with him. Other wise Spirits within was a good enough movie.


Trippyhippy said:
Hey, remember that one street fighter movie? Yeah, noone else does either.
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I remember that movie actually liked it too ; ;
 
blazn said:
i found ff movice rubish nothing to do with FF
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Did you just combine "movie" and "once" into one word? *shakes head slowly*

Movie looks really crappy, by the way.
 
LOLDOAMOVIE!!!!110101:crazy:
 
what an incredible waste of money...

on the FF side of things i have this to say: Spirits within was at least a decent movie ... had it not had the FF title it would have been panned out by everyone and fell into mediocrity, much like FFXI :P

Stone me for it, if it wasen't for the brand name no one would pay attention to the most recent installments in the FF series or any of the crappy endeavours people take when it comes to video games and movies.
 
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i am a fuckin DOA fan
n this is makin me cry
not because it fits my DOA cravings
but... its depressing to see... ah fuck it THIS SHIT SUX
there i said it
FUCK THE PRODUCER THE CASTING CREW AND THE MOTHAFUCKAS THAT FUNDED IT >.< *goes to flameboard*
 
Speaking of video game movies, I was at the movies this weekend and saw the trailer for Silent Hill. Generally I avoid VG movies because they're always lame, but I think I'll have to see that one. The game was always more fun to watch than to play anyway.
 
This really looks like a fan with connections to soft-core porn stars made a few pictures to start a rumor.

But I know that isn't true :(
 
With most video game movies I wonder what the producers told the actors/actresses to make them think that this was a good idea other than "You will get paid." >.> Well, I'm sure that the actors saw the name of the movie and was like, "YES BOOBIES!!!" lol

The cast includes: Jaime Pressly (Not Another Teen Movie), Holly Valance (soon appearing in National Lampoon’s Pledge This), Devon Aoki (Sin City, 2 Fast 2 Furious), Sarah Carter (Final Destination 2), Kane Kosugi (Godzilla: Final Wars), Natassia Malthe (Elektra), Matthew Marsden (Black Hawk Down) and Eric Roberts (National Security, Spun).

Got this information from Dead or Alive Movie Now in Production.
 
In the pic with the katana's......... the one on the far left? Kill Bill ftw >.>
 
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