Dear Baltimore/Washington Metropolitan Drivers...

Lucki

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I don't know what it is about snow that brings the retard out in you, but this has got to stop. What normally takes a 30-45 minute drive, today, took 3.5 hours thanks to you fuckers. I'm not really sure why either, because I only saw one (1) minor fender bender that was off to the side. And that was towards the beginning of my commute! I would have just said "Fuck this, I'm going home and calling in sick" but it was the same situation going north on I-95 too!

Now, I know what you must be thinking, "OMG, it snowzing! WTF we do noaw! I noez, we driv axtra artarded! Noaw we bez axtra saf, lulz!" Fuck you. No seriously, fuck you. It's goddamn frozen water, it's not like you're from fucking Mexico and have never seen snow before. It is not a new thing, so if it scares you, stay off the goddamn road!

To you fat tubs of fecal matter that think you'll die of starvation if you can't stuff your pie-holes with that Grand Slam at Denny's, think again. It'll still be there after morning rush hour, so please wait until those of us that need to work, get to work. Things will go much more smoothly for all of us if you don't go out during rush hour.

To you retired people that think they need to go Christmas shopping first thing in the morning, think again. Your snot-nosed, little bastard, grandkids won't (unfortunately) burst into flames if you don't get to the local K-Mart to get them the latest lead-infused toy from China. Wait until noon before venturing out in your over-sized Buick's that you can barely see the road from. Here's a hint: buy your self a fucking booster seat so you don't look through the steering-wheel and cause an accident because you couldn't see that giant big rig changing lanes.

In summation, fuck all of you wastes of life that make everyones commute to work a living hell.

Love,
Eddie
 
It's the I95 syndrome. It spans from Massachussets all the way down to Florida. People are just assholes on that highway. Whether it is snowing or raining or perfectly clear, people just don't know how to drive on I95. I used to travel on this road all the time in NY but have since found alternate routes because of how fucked up traffic can get in the blink of an eye. That and the fact that the road was pretty fucked up in my area after some soft of fire or something.
 
You should see how people drive when it snows here. Oh wait... no one drives because everything shuts down...
 
Danyal said:
You should see how people drive when it snows here. Oh wait... no one drives because everything shuts down...
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Pretty much the same thing when it gets below freezing where I live. Schools, work, entire city shuts down because no one's used to driving in below-freezing in south texas.
 
No kidding, even the old farts down here in FL are better than when I lived in MD. Commuting to school on 695 and work on I-95 sucked. Hard.
 
who here would be in favor of instituting the death penalty for people who have no business behind the wheel?
 
Only if I can be judge, jury, and executioner.
 
You can complain about real traffic when you've driven in Atlanta. Trust me, I've driven through DC/MD countless times and it was never pleasent, but fucking downtown Atlanta and all of the interstates that travel through the city are so inefficient that it's not even funny. I always had to leave my house at 5:15am to make it to college for my 7:30am classes, and it was about a 15 mile drive. Driving home wasn't any better if it was during rush hour, so I usually just hung out in the arcades till about 9pm, lol.
 
Every one I've ever known that wasn't raised in Maryland absolutely despises the drivers here. I've come to accept that we're all pretty much retarded.
 
Trippyhippy said:
Remember, anyone going slower than you is an idiot. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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George Carlin; and its asshole, not idiot :wink:

Calais said:
Every one I've ever known that wasn't raised in Maryland absolutely despises the drivers here. I've come to accept that we're all pretty much retarded.
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yup and yup :mad:

They get half a fucking inch of snow and stores sell out of bottled water and toilet paper. But its not just the snow, let it fucking start to rain, clowns drive slower than shit then too. Its fucking pathetic. :banghead3:
 
Rappa said:
You can complain about real traffic when you've driven in Atlanta. Trust me, I've driven through DC/MD countless times and it was never pleasent, but fucking downtown Atlanta and all of the interstates that travel through the city are so inefficient that it's not even funny. I always had to leave my house at 5:15am to make it to college for my 7:30am classes, and it was about a 15 mile drive. Driving home wasn't any better if it was during rush hour, so I usually just hung out in the arcades till about 9pm, lol.
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Yep yep. I've got a 2 hour commute from my hovel in north ATL to where I work, and I still ride the MARTA train!!!! (takes 1 1/2 hours to make my way through traffic to the station!) Urban sprawl and poor city planning 4tw! It's like a bad game of Sim City out there...


Well, could have been worse though. It could have been like that summer a couple years ago, where if it wasn't a semi hitting a bridge embankment, it was someone trying to jump off Spaghetti Junction... During rush hour. Good times, yah...
 
I'm pretty sure it's like this everywhere in the world where you get snow.

I live in the snowbelt in the middle of the country where we get more than a few inches of snow. However, I am currently living in the city (read: Toronto area) for school, and on the very first day of snowfall, where we must have gotten maybe 2 inches, there were accidents all over the place. The best part was the city had been warned of this snowfall three days in advanced, and it wasn't even close to real snowstorms we get out here.
 
695, 83, 95. All are filled with fucking morons. I also hate people who drive in the left lane and go 5 miles under the speed limit.
 
In Az, it snowed for the first time in 5 years, the snow didnt even stick to the ground, and they closed school.

So, I decide to go for a drive, and in the 3 miles from my house to the mall, i saw 6... SIX, count em, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 fucking accidents. I could have walked faster, it took 45 minutes to go 3 miles.
 
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