Dear Baltimore/Washington Metropolitan Drivers...

Everyone agrees that MD drivers can't drive for shit, but something about yesterday was really bad. Almost embarrassing to watch.
 
I grew up in MD and I hate MD drivers... but they aren't any better up here in PA either. After working in the snow yesterday (I drive for my job) I saw 1 car, 1 suv, and 1 tractor trailer in the grassy middle of I-81 in a 1 mile span of highway lol... up here, we get snow often enough people generally aren't too stupid about it, its more like, they forget snow can be slippery and they still drive fast lol.. yay
 
I must agree that Maryland and D.C. drivers are just retarded asses when it comes to driving... But Dale City and Manassas drivers aren't much better because they're all 16 year olds in civics or lancers, weaving in and out of lanes while texting on their cell phones. I hate it so bad around here. ;;
 
I've always wanted to be given use of the Fifth Freedom in dealing with other drivers. I mean for the love of fuck, it's a stop sign. It's not going to turn green. EVER!

On a weather related note, I was driving home from work today after it had flurried during the day. And stopped hours ago, so the roads were only wet, yet some jackass was 10 in a 35 zone. Seriously, 10. I could have walked up to them, dragged them out of the car, and choked them with windshield wipers in less time than it took to drive a block behind them.
 
some jackass was 10 in a 35 zone. Seriously, 10. I could have walked up to them, dragged them out of the car, and choked them with windshield wipers in less time than it took to drive a block behind them.

no jury in the world would find you guilty... thats justifiable homicide in my book
 
Its like Cali too except it doesnt have to be snowing, cause it doesnt, just has to be a couple of different things. 1. The Sun is coming up, 2. the sun is already up, 3. its cloudy, 4. the sun is going down, 5. its dark out 6. its raining, 7. it might rain, etc...I'm really glad it does it doesnt snow here too.
 
D.C. supposedly is second only to L.A. in commute times. Though why the fuck are you commuting on I-95? You can't tell me there isn't an alternate route. I've been living in the MD-Baltimore-DC area my entire life, and I've only had to use I-95 a handful of times.

Now, I can understand the 695 griping. 495 isn't usually that bad, though whenever I-95 gets backed up, it fucks up the Capital Beltway, too. People drive like madmen on the Beltway. I find Rt. 50 to be much nicer during the winter, when there's no beach traffic.
 
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