Dear Criminals

Lucki

Lucki

42
Adventurer
Joined
Jun 25, 2007
Messages
4,003
Age
124
Main Job
WhiteMage-Male
Secondary Job
BlackMage-Male
Third Job
Beastmaster-Male
CarWindow.jpg


Fuck you!

I hope you enjoy my iPod that you jacked from me. It's a shame though, you missed the GPS unit that was wrapped up in my hat (you know, the gray one you threw on my seat), and the MacBook in that was in my trunk (ie- the computer that I'm writing this rant on). If you weren't tweaking out on PCP or crack that you no-doubt are on, you would have check the trunk and stolen my laptop. If you had done that, I would have been able to get everything back thanks to this (link)little piece of software I have installed.

So in summation, fuck you. I hope that next time you try and jack someone, they are there to catch you, and put a bullet in your fucking ass.

Love,
Lucki
 
Ugh, that sucks man. I had someone jack my stereo a few years ago, ripped out half my dash with a crowbar getting to it. So huge /comfort on this, I know the anger.

I say you dress up like a ninja, take some shards of the broken glass, hunt them down by scent, and stab them in the neck.
 
Ouch :<
 
Sanoske said:
Ugh, that sucks man. I had someone jack my stereo a few years ago, ripped out half my dash with a crowbar getting to it. So huge /comfort on this, I know the anger.

I say you dress up like a ninja, take some shards of the broken glass, hunt them down by scent, and stab them in the neck.
Click to expand...

The worst part is, was that I was parked right behind my house. I so wanna do that ninja thing. Can you synth something up for me?
 
Lucki said:
The worst part is, was that I was parked right behind my house. I so wanna do that ninja thing. Can you synth something up for me?
Click to expand...

Yea, my car was in my driveway. And I know it was my drug-dealer neighbor, there were even muddy footprints going from my car, through my front yard and over to his house. -.- Nothing the police could do about it apparently.

I'll synth you up a ninja suit and some rope, cause clearly you will have to scale a wall/building/shinobi fortress at some point.
 
hehe, they should really have some sorta car defense that sends a light electrical surge through the metal/windows of the car (if that's doable) so when someone tries to break in while the "alarm" is on they get fawked with a shock D: But I guess that's just not feasible :(

sorry you lost your ipod. I hope the cops find the douche bags :\
 
That's the shitty man :/
 
They invented a car security system in South Africa, where upon breaking into a car, flamethrowers would cook the intruder extra crispy.

Yes I'm serious, look it up. It's illegal, but extremely intense.
 
Lol that's crazy shit Sano haha.

The Electric thing would be pretty cool but kinda backfire if you accidentally locked your keys in the car, unless it was voice activated
 
Sanoske said:
They invented a car security system in South Africa, where upon breaking into a car, flamethrowers would cook the intruder extra crispy.

Yes I'm serious, look it up. It's illegal, but extremely intense.
Click to expand...

 
Sanoske said:
They invented a car security system in South Africa, where upon breaking into a car, flamethrowers would cook the intruder extra crispy.

Yes I'm serious, look it up. It's illegal, but extremely intense.
Click to expand...

There is also an invention, when someone comes up to the side of your car, trying to jack your car, you hit a button and a metal rod swipes out from the bottom of the car at such a velocity it breaks the persons ankles.

OT: I'm sorry this happened, but it could of been worse, you could of seen them and try and stopped them and maybe they would have hurt you, or they could of taken everything and maybe they already pawned your notebook and you wouldn't get crap back. I would be thankful you're all right and it was only your iPod. Sorry for your loss, what kind of iPod was it?
 
Helius said:
There is also an invention, when someone comes up to the side of your car, trying to jack your car, you hit a button and a metal rod swipes out from the bottom of the car at such a velocity it breaks the persons ankles.

OT: I'm sorry this happened, but it could of been worse, you could of seen them and try and stopped them and maybe they would have hurt you, or they could of taken everything and maybe they already pawned your notebook and you wouldn't get crap back. I would be thankful you're all right and it was only your iPod. Sorry for your loss, what kind of iPod was it?
Click to expand...

the notebook has tracking software in it that is nearly impossible to get rid of, even if they knew i had installed it... basically, if i email the company with my code, they can activate the system which would send them a picture of the person using it as well as the location its being used at anytime it connects to the internet... the ipod was just your standard 30GB video ipod
 
Luckk, sorry that happened to you bud, kinda sucks...

But karma is a bitch, and'll catch up to them eventually... I had an AudiA3 once and these 2 guys stole it at gunpoint, so i know know how it is to lose something... But i had insurance, so whatever... Plus, in brazil your gonna get stolen a couple times in your life...

Anyways, sorry it happened... Feel better.
 
I still love you Lucki. When i get back to Baltimore me and you can go to the harbor or something grab a beer and just hang out. Atleast they didn't take your UMD Terp game entertainment, IE: Laptop. I seen you trolling QCDN from 100 feet away. Love you buddeh. Bmore for lyfe.
 
Kelyon said:
I still love you Lucki. When i get back to Baltimore me and you can go to the harbor or something grab a beer and just hang out. Atleast they didn't take your UMD Terp game entertainment, IE: Laptop. I seen you trolling QCDN from 100 feet away. Love you buddeh. Bmore for lyfe.
Click to expand...

lol, were you at the duke game last night?
 
Lucki said:
the notebook has tracking software in it that is nearly impossible to get rid of, even if they knew i had installed it... basically, if i email the company with my code, they can activate the system which would send them a picture of the person using it as well as the location its being used at anytime it connects to the internet... the ipod was just your standard 30GB video ipod
Click to expand...

I know that, I'm saying though, they could of sold it to someone and still reaped the benefits and you would lose your iPod and GPS, though neither are as important as the notebook. But yeah, could of been worse. :)
 
Thats rough Luck. I'm sorry that happened to you. Someone stole my cell phone while I was on vacation, and damn was I pissed.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top