Dear Mysticmaker Profblix:

V

Vondoom

Guest
I hate you. I hate you with such a profound hatred I can hardly contemplate it's debth. You little son-of-a-bitch, you think this shit is cute? You think it's fucking funny?!?!? 0/29 you motherfucker...0/29!!!! I've killed you in so many different ways and so many different times, you fucking owe me you bastard!!!!!!

Seems only fair, a 1 on 1 fight should result in a fair exchange of goods. I'll put everything I have on the line, you put your Earring on the line. Winner take all you cocksucker. Bring it on!!! I'll even go with a Handicap. You can have all your stupid little Gobby buddies there to help you, like always, and I'll slap the shit out of them too.

After this Update I'ma be on you like stink on shit boy. No help. No friends. No tanks. Just me and you bitch. C'mon fuck-face, come out and face me. After you get knocked the fuck out for the 30th time, your gonna give up that Earring! If not, I'm gonna follow your beaten, sorry, pathetic, stingy ass back to whatever hole you live in, and I'ma start skinnin' people. Thats right, your little Gobby wife...skinned, your little Gobby kids...skinned. Got any pets? I'll fuckin skin them too.

I've earned your Earring bitch, now pay up! kthnxbai.
 
Vondoom said:
I hate you. I hate you with such a profound hatred I can hardly contemplate it's debth. You little son-of-a-bitch, you think this shit is cute? You think it's fucking funny?!?!? 0/29 you motherfucker...0/29!!!! I've killed you in so many different ways and so many different times, you fucking owe me you bastard!!!!!!

Seems only fair, a 1 on 1 fight should result in a fair exchange of goods. I'll put everything I have on the line, you put your Earring on the line. Winner take all you cocksucker. Bring it on!!! I'll even go with a Handicap. You can have all your stupid little Gobby buddies there to help you, like always, and I'll slap the shit out of them too.

After this Update I'ma be on you like stink on shit boy. No help. No friends. No tanks. Just me and you bitch. C'mon fuck-face, come out and face me. After you get knocked the fuck out for the 30th time, your gonna give up that Earring! If not, I'm gonna follow your beaten, sorry, pathetic, stingy ass back to whatever hole you live in, and I'ma start skinnin' people. Thats right, your little Gobby wife...skinned, your little Gobby kids...skinned. Got any pets? I'll fuckin skin them too.

I've earned your Earring bitch, now pay up! kthnxbai.
Click to expand...

As Mr Profblix's agent i can tell you that he accepts, on the condition that should you win he recieves a ginger cookie in exchange for the earing.

If you accept please sign on the dotted line below.


--------------------------------

Rinoah - Gobby Insurance Ltd.
 
lol I half expected this post to be by somebody who was like 0/7 or something... I'm 0/21 now. I almost feel your pain. :lol: Tell me when you're done with him. I'ma plant a flare up his ass.
 
lol I half expected this post to be by somebody who was like 0/7 or something... I'm 0/21 now. I almost feel your pain. :lol: Tell me when you're done with him. I'ma plant a flare up his ass.
 
LOL. i would pay to see this spectacle lol
 
I feel for you man. Tho im only 0/12, it sucks having friends who brag about geing 1/1, 2/2, 4/4 and one (umpalumpa) being 7/7!! Ya its pretty fucked up. He must love us kickin his ass up and down the street every day.
 
Although I found this thread hilarious to read in all seriousness if you don't have TH2 don't ever expect drops :?
 
vang said:
Although I found this thread hilarious to read in all seriousness if you don't have TH2 don't ever expect drops :?
Click to expand...

Ok Von your only solution is to use TH2.

Objective: Capture Vang

Weapons/tools: Chloroform, Dirty Rag, quick-tie, duct tape, chair.

Deploy: 0:00 hrs

Hop to it Soldier!
 
I feel bad saying this but way back in the day, Laur, Seph and I camped him for Laur to get his earring. He dropped it the very first time. No TH2 in the party. I just subbed Thf on my whm. Guess we were just lucky 8) .
 
Got my earring when my 75 PLD friend and I were running to claim Ose and he went down the wrong tunnel, running into the gobbie and claiming him since we'd camped him before and I still needed the piece. Our 70-something THF showed up just in time to throw the death blow and the gob coughed the jewelery up no problem. Ose, on the other hand, was a cheap bastard and only dropped a whisker.
 
vang said:
Although I found this thread hilarious to read in all seriousness if you don't have TH2 don't ever expect drops :?
Click to expand...

You would think though that you wouldnt have to lvl thf to 70-ish in order
to get a lvl 47 r/e item aimed solely for mages. (Ok, and ninjas if you
wanna go nin/blm).
 
Wow.

I got mine because my brother Unphazed was fighting him, I told him I'd run out there if he could hold the gob long enough for me to get out there. He held the gob for the 20 minutes it took me to tele and grab a choco and run out there.
I zoned in and the gob died and dropped it for me.

I consider myself verrrry lucky that my brother was good enough to not kill it faster than I could run out there and zone in, and that he actually dropped it.

Hope you get yours soon :(. My brother is also about 0/50billion on the assault jerkin for Ose. He finally gave up and went with a different option due to sheer frustration.

Makes you wonder if there's some SE god out there looking down on all of us deciding whether to a. make our day or b. totally screw us on specific things.

Hope it happens for you. :(
 
took me 15 times to get his earing dint have a TH2 just me and my friend achelois
 
1/2 here got for my friend Slycer tried to get for Fizzywig but no drop. I feel bad for all you with liek 0/10 + that sucks
 
wow.. I had no idea you and unphazed were brothers :P anyways.. ya.. I hate that stupid goblin.. I'm somewhere around 0/20 -_- and I've had TH2 many many many times. I have also had little luck with Ose (2/25 or so), but atleast he finally dropped for me.. the second time was when I got Darth an Assault Jerkin. As long as the THF kills it seems to drop. I really hate that stupid Valkries Mask NM (I am trying to get as much armor for my future DRG job :P)
 
O_o

Actually, I'm Unphazed's sister! lol.

I don't blame you for assuming I am a guy though, most people automatically assume that characters are a guy until they're told differently.

The funniest thing about these situations is that I used to assume girl until they told me they were a guy, and then a year later, I found myself doing the opposite and just assuming that they are a guy until they point out the fact or it is obvious they are a girl.

Anyway, just to clear that up, because I am, in fact all girl lol.

:)
 
doh >< I meant "I didn't know unphazed was your brother" :P I knew you were a girl. Stupid stupid typos and thinking ahead XD
 
It took three tries to get my moldavite, in an alliance containing TH2. It took two tries to get a moldavite for a friend. That makes me 2/5.
 
well lets see i was 1/13 before i got my earring. <2 of them with th2>< 4 with me subing 20 thf> i one with the sub thf at 68. since then ive tryed help freind and 1/10 with that endever. sorry von will get it next time :twisted: as for ose ive killed this sob 3 time while exp partying in lab
and he drop it twice. loss both rolls. killed him 3 time with just messing around down there and he go cheap and dont drop :evil:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top