Difficult decision...?

Damn, those zombie bastards shot up my riiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
 
That and you can have a movie or a game made about you based on "true events" A threesome is only limited to (or supposed to) adults and not all adults watch x-rated films and is rarely seen in the gaming industry. A zombie film would be viewed more positive from the media and public than a threesome film would be.

Edit: My 2222 post on post number 22 lol.
 
zombies!

the threesome might go bad cause if the chicks were to become more interested in each other that would leave you guys out.. with me on the other hand. I don't have to worry. I'm hawt! lol

plus you can shoot zombies and have a zombie orgy. lol.. jk Just shoot them like crazy.
 
I'd say Zombies.Threesome would last all of twenty seconds, but hordes of zombies would last until I get eaten.
 
Ya sex feels so good but it only lasts so long. While id like to have a threesome with alba and some other hotty as much as the next guy, id rather take out a bunch of zombies via axe, hatchet, knife, shotgun, rocket launcher, car etc. Plus, Zombie killin would last much longer than the (im being generous here) 5 minutes you would last with 2 sexy ladies, and thats holdin back not losin it too fast.

Heres the kicker, how about a DAY of Zombie killing, or a DAY with 2 ladies who would do anything with you? that way you get more chances to have smexy smex.
 
exodusamphi said:
Ya sex feels so good but it only lasts so long. While id like to have a threesome with alba and some other hotty as much as the next guy, id rather take out a bunch of zombies via axe, hatchet, knife, shotgun, rocket launcher, car etc. Plus, Zombie killin would last much longer than the (im being generous here) 5 minutes you would last with 2 sexy ladies, and thats holdin back not losin it too fast.

Heres the kicker, how about a DAY of Zombie killing, or a DAY with 2 ladies who would do anything with you? that way you get more chances to have smexy smex.
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In my experience, threesomes, when they do happen, usually last more than one go. Though, speaking as a man who has had a nympho gf before, after the first five or so times in one day, it starts getting painful.

Zombies at least would give you an unlimited supply of releasing your aggression. I would love to test out my proficiency with varied blunt and sharp objects against a horde of zombies, since testing it on, say, school children, is frowned upon.
 
LOL... Zombies and anything scary in nature scare me so I would have to pick the threesome... I won't try to explain the who cause I can only pick one and none of you would have heard of him (he goes by Delicious and plays the guitar and makes me wet in my sleep... and yes he is real) I don't like the idea of having two guys and im ok enough with myself I would want another girl... just the one I want I dont know yet... Ill keep thinking on that... and find a picture of my Delicious to share...



ZOMBIES... ewwwww
 
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As odd as this is going to sound... the threesomes I've been in lasted FAR longer than only a few minutes, so I don't know where the hell this 'only last for a few seconds' thing is coming from. Hours type of thing.. but having said that, I'd go for the zombies. Threesomes I can have anytime, but a horde of undead to just whip ass on for an unspecified amount of time?

Someone hand me the cricket bat please.
 
Alyada said:
Mmm.. Ellen Page and Hayden Panattiere...
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She's pretty damn hot. That is all on your post Aly. lol

Hmmm can I go with zombie killing spree while defending Jessica Alba? That way it's win-win. I protect her form zombies afterwards she jumps on my wang for protecting her from the zombies.
 
Ok small change of heart and I found a picture to go with it

Guitar player that goes by Delicious

and

Bass player that goes by Johnny Depp

yum yum yum

and this is not the best pic just one I happen to have and like

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Taurothar said:
In my experience, threesomes, when they do happen, usually last more than one go. Though, speaking as a man who has had a nympho gf before, after the first five or so times in one day, it starts getting painful.

Zombies at least would give you an unlimited supply of releasing your aggression. I would love to test out my proficiency with varied blunt and sharp objects against a horde of zombies, since testing it on, say, school children, is frowned upon.
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I know where your at there buddy. Even with one girl 3 times in 2 hours starts to make things sore, then 3 mroe times in 4 hours after that actually made me not want to have sex.

I was sore then, she was sore the next morning.

Sex can suck sometimes i tell ya.
 
what's the greater risk:
a) losing a good chunk of flesh from attacks, maybe an arm or two, or
b) friction burn and possibly a few teeth grazing on my nether-regions?

i choose the latter. o:
 
Every guys dream is to have a threesomes which would be great and all trust me i would love to have one w/ 2 girls and the zombie kill just gets old after a while. Thought i don't have my 2 girls pick out hmmm. how about we just have an orgy one guy (me) and a bunch of hot chicks damn that sounds like a plan to me :D
 
Hmmm, sex or fighting for my life...

I'd rather fight for my life and protect other peoples lives from the zombies.
 
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what weapons do you get starting out if you choose zombies?
 
Lol go to Super Wal-Mart for all your death tools and needs but this topic reminds me of the video game Dead Rising which i have never played. Though in that game i think u get alot of different weapons to choice from but yea blowing a zombies head off is always good fun for the soul :D
 
I'm going to have to say that Threesomes are reality and could happen anyday.

Zombie attacks don't happen everyday and more than likely anyday. I'd go with zombie attacks because it'd simply be fun, because I'm smarter than a nub zombie.
 
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She's pretty damn hot. That is all on your post Aly. lol

Hmmm can I go with zombie killing spree while defending Jessica Alba? That way it's win-win. I protect her form zombies afterwards she jumps on my wang for protecting her from the zombies.
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You're effin RIGHT she's hot. Thank god she just turned 18 too!
 
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