Disasters/End of Humankind

[Solitia]

Immediate blast radius.

And nothing of value was lost D:

 

[Rayn]

Immediate blast radius.






Absolutely nothing.

I think the only atrocity that would happen if this blast radius was accurate would be the loss of the best DD's (Designated Drivers) in RL.... Mormons.

 

[Lucki]

Are you ready for them? I am.

me too

 

[Mr.Wonko]

Zombies.

x100000

 

[Zhaoyun]

me too

'atta boy. I'll see you there.

 

[Moink]

I'm curious, where did you hear that there were super volcanoes on the sun and Jupiter?

The sun is made up of two main elements, hydrogen and helium. Hydrogen makes up about 92% of all of the atoms in the sun while helium makes up about 7.8%. Oxygen, carbon, neon, and nitrogen make up most of the remaining 0.2%. So why would there be a volcano on the sun? If you are referring to the large explosive jets of gases during a solar flare, then that's not a volcano

Secondly, Jupiter like the sun is made out of hydrogen and helium mostly. It is a gaseous planet, it has no big surface under those clouds. It has a rocky core that is about the same size as the Earth, but no volcanoes. The closest volcano to Jupiter would be on one of it's moons named Io.

I'm mistaken and misread as Io with Jupiter and the Sun was misplaced due to lack of sleep. However, whether it be Io or Jupiter, Earth has enough Super Volcanoes to end humankind or put man back to the stone ages. Thats the main point, not galactical volcanoes.

Also that picture with the big grey circle is only the initail blast radius and where most serious land deforaties would take place. The rest of the planet would be covered in enough ash to block light from the Sun around the Earth for along time.

 

[Moink]

. . .

 

[Olivir]

Also that picture with the big grey circle is only the initail blast radius and where most serious land deforaties would take place. The rest of the planet would be covered in enough ash to block light from the Sun around the Earth for along time.

After the sun is blocked, and the machines lose their main energy source, they're gonna take over and turn all humans into batteries for their power. And we, the humans, will be stuck in an unreal digital world...until we free our mind!

...I see it coming.

 

[Moink]

After the sun is blocked, and the machines lose their main energy source, they're gonna take over and turn all humans into batteries for their power. And we, the humans, will be stuck in an unreal digital world...until we free our mind!

...I see it coming.

What if we're already in that realm? ;;

 

[Olivir]

What if we're already in that realm? ;;

...omg!

 

[Aitken]

i know! i know! its gonna be global warming to kill us all!
On a more serious note, i doubt that a super volcano would wipe out human kind, we've had alot more technolligical advances since tens or hundreds of thousands of years ago, i'm sure alot of destruction and chaos, just not total extinction. As for the tsunami, that wouldn't be good, not only the immediate effects but also the after effects. New York, a huge economic part of the US would be down for a long time, putting multi-million dollar businesses bank rupt and the country would mostly be defenseless from any attack, or i would assume

 

[Rips]

If the end of human kind did actually come, I'd probably do my best to take up the role of John Conner.

 

[Tristam Green]

I am so glad this thread is much more lighthearted than our other Doomsday thread.

 

[Rayn]

I am so glad this thread is much more lighthearted than our other Doomsday thread.

This is QCDN you should've known better... wait wut?

 

[Moink]

i know! i know! its gonna be global warming to kill us all!
On a more serious note, i doubt that a super volcano would wipe out human kind, we've had alot more technolligical advances since tens or hundreds of thousands of years ago, i'm sure alot of destruction and chaos, just not total extinction. As for the tsunami, that wouldn't be good, not only the immediate effects but also the after effects. New York, a huge economic part of the US would be down for a long time, putting multi-million dollar businesses bank rupt and the country would mostly be defenseless from any attack, or i would assume

unless man creates a giant vacuum cleaner to pick up all the ash that any of the 6 potential volcanoes can put out, there'd be no stopping it, It would pour down for days if not weeks or more.

You can't weaken the path of the explosion either, to which i forget, but it would be several nagasaki's combined...

 

[Xalioniaf]

Cthulu will rise again and eat us all.
Unless, of course, the Real Ghostbusters come in to save the day and arrest his hood-wearing worshipers.
Of course, not before they're able to summon him, but everyone knows that The Real Ghostbusters will be able to fend off a god long enough that he goes back into sleeping for another hundred or so years.
Yum.

 

[Rayn]

Cthulu will rise again and eat us all.
Unless, of course, the Real Ghostbusters come in to save the day and arrest his hood-wearing worshipers.
Of course, not before they're able to summon him, but everyone knows that The Real Ghostbusters will be able to fend off a god long enough that he goes back into sleeping for another hundred or so years.
Yum.

Fuck that! Bring on the Stay Puft and everyone grab your Hershey Bars and Graham Crackers I say!!