Does Axe spray really attract woman? Well watch this

Was obviously fake as soon as the plane spraying the city came in lol.

And yea in Canada they sell 5.5oz (155ml) for $8. Only scents I like are Touch and Clix. I have the deodorant spray and bodywash for em. The bodywash is less intrusive of a smell, its better then smelling like a bar of soap that someone might of had in their butcrack.

Its not worth it to buy as a deodorant stick though. Its $8-9 for 1 stick and I can get a 2 pack of speed stick for $6, plus I don't like the flakey white deodorants, leave marks on the inside of my tight fitting t-shirts.

And really, the girls opinions on here don't matter that much since I don't think they look like the girls in the commercials and only they are dumb enough to appreciate it =)
 
Fixed it for you.
That was good.

in canada, we got bigger spray and its like 8$s though :)
We need it to cover the additional surface area of our balls.

I hate Axe. I used it when it first came out, when there was all of 2 scents. Then I started noticing the smell everywhere I went and gave it up. Smelling good is only fun when you're the only one that smells that good, because then all the babes in the city try to hunt down your individual exclusive smell. Well at least that's how all my orgy dreams go, but I'm sure it happens.

I hate the flakey white deodorant too, but this Speed Stick I got now... god damn it's just everything I could ever ask for. It soaks up my natural stink, replaces it with a musky man-stink, and doesn't dry up for roughly 7 hours. I reapply before going home and bam!

I haven't showed in like 8 weeks because of this stuff, it's just f-cking great.
 
lol... yea Axe is overplayed now... damn posers. I'm glad I have good calogne for important occasions.

I keep a can at work to spray myself before going home and reapply actual deodorant when I get home before going to the gym.

Smell good all the time man.
 
Was obviously fake as soon as the plane spraying the city came in lol.

And yea in Canada they sell 5.5oz (155ml) for $8. Only scents I like are Touch and Clix. I have the deodorant spray and bodywash for em. The bodywash is less intrusive of a smell, its better then smelling like a bar of soap that someone might of had in their butcrack.

Its not worth it to buy as a deodorant stick though. Its $8-9 for 1 stick and I can get a 2 pack of speed stick for $6, plus I don't like the flakey white deodorants, leave marks on the inside of my tight fitting t-shirts.

And really, the girls opinions on here don't matter that much since I don't think they look like the girls in the commercials and only they are dumb enough to appreciate it =)


I love Irish Spring on a freshly washed man-body. Makes me want to suck some cock!

As for the girls on her having opinions that don't matter, fuck you. If you are looking to date a girl from a commercial, if that is your highest aspiration, then you are dumber than any girl on this site.
 
I love Irish Spring on a freshly washed man-body. Makes me want to suck some cock!

They should totally hire you to say that on a commercial. That would boost sales by 2000% or more and increase hygiene levels everywhere it's sold. That's a win-win situation. =D
 
I love Irish Spring on a freshly washed man-body. Makes me want to suck some cock!

Just.. wow.

Anyway, in my experience i find the above to be a close .... approximation to what works best at least for me. Either that or alot of ladies seem to dig the whole 'i just went out and did manly things' sweaty man smell. Not funky sweaty man, just moderately worked out. I've seen a number of TV shows where women preferred the natural smell of a dude who was lightly perspiring to soap and cologne. The only one that comes to mind right now is Brainiac tho.
 
I like the Clix sent that isn't too bad. I know alot of girls like certain scents of axe. The Snakepeel body wash smells horrible. Old Spice has a good selection of deoderents/shower gels/body sprays. Either way it is all over-priced. Adidas Cologne smells pretty damn good and is fairly cheap in the US.
 
Just.. wow.

Anyway, in my experience i find the above to be a close .... approximation to what works best at least for me. Either that or alot of ladies seem to dig the whole 'i just went out and did manly things' sweaty man smell. Not funky sweaty man, just moderately worked out. I've seen a number of TV shows where women preferred the natural smell of a dude who was lightly perspiring to soap and cologne. The only one that comes to mind right now is Brainiac tho.

Pharamones in the sweat. That is what makes a woman enjoy that perspiring scent to a certain extent. There has been other tests outside of Brainiac. I think there was a publication in it of Science Journal last month. Then another report from a college in California of most women enjoying the scent of perspiration to a certain extent, but there hasn't been a majority decision on sweat or a clean guy.
 
I love Irish Spring on a freshly washed man-body. Makes me want to suck some cock!

As for the girls on her having opinions that don't matter, fuck you. If you are looking to date a girl from a commercial, if that is your highest aspiration, then you are dumber than any girl on this site.

You... didn't... get... it...
 
That was good.


We need it to cover the additional surface area of our balls.

I hate Axe. I used it when it first came out, when there was all of 2 scents. Then I started noticing the smell everywhere I went and gave it up. Smelling good is only fun when you're the only one that smells that good, because then all the babes in the city try to hunt down your individual exclusive smell. Well at least that's how all my orgy dreams go, but I'm sure it happens.

I hate the flakey white deodorant too, but this Speed Stick I got now... god damn it's just everything I could ever ask for. It soaks up my natural stink, replaces it with a musky man-stink, and doesn't dry up for roughly 7 hours. I reapply before going home and bam!

I haven't showed in like 8 weeks because of this stuff, it's just f-cking great.


Doesn't your ass itch?
 
But can you rub it under your arms?

http://www.fastseduction.com/cliff/2001-03-17a.shtml

I left some of the story out because it was so long. If you aren't interested in methodolgy, don't read that part:nyam:

The combined aromas of cucumber and the black-licorice candy Good & Plenty
appear to boost sexual arousal in women more than expensive fragrances, an
Illinois researcher has found.

Dr. Alan Hirsch, a neurologist and psychiatrist at Chicago's Smell and Taste
Treatment and Research Foundation, concluded that men's colognes actually
impaired physiological sexual responses, and some food odors unexpectedly
increased them during a study involving 30 women, aged 18 to 40.

"If your purpose in wearing cologne is to enhance sexual arousal," Dr.
Hirsch said, "you may want to try something else."

In Dr. Hirsch's study, women exposed to the scent combination of cucumber
and licorice candy experienced an average vaginal blood-flow increase of 14
per cent. Baby powder, or the combination of pumpkin pie and lavender, also
prompted significant increases. Chocolate and perfume raised flow levels
less than 5 per cent; charcoal-barbecued meat and cherry appeared to be big
turnoffs.

Rates of vaginal blood flow are considered conventional indicators of sexual
arousal. Dramatic changes in flow rates are generally seen during such
events as the uterine contractions associated with labour during childbirth.
"It is unlikely to be a coincidence when you have greater than a 10 per cent
change in response to vaginal blood flow," Dr. Hirsch said. "There could be
some natural fluctuation, but not at that level."

Three years ago, Dr. Hirsch studied odors that increased penile blood flow
in men. Similar to the results in women, pumpkin pie with lavender tended to
cause the greatest arousal in testing 55 men, aged 18 to 64. One man was
aroused by these odors even as he slept through the testing process.
Cinnamon buns also had a significant positive effect on men. Chocolate and
floral perfumes were among those with the least impact.

Unlike the blood-flow reductions measured in the women in response to
certain smells, however, no odor inhibited male arousal.

The researchers initially tested 30 scents, ranging from floral perfumes to
bubble gum. The sample was then narrowed to the fragrances producing the
most significant responses.

Those who participated were exposed to surgical masks impregnated with
certain scents.

In the women, vaginal blood flow was measured with a tampon-like device
while the subjects sequentially wore eight surgical masks impregnated with
odors and two blank masks that served as controls -- applied in a
double-blind, random fashion.

The same methodology was used on the men, whose penile blood flow was
measured using a device similar to the tightening band used for taking blood
pressure on a person's arm.

Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation
led a study that initially looked at the impact of various aromas on female
sexual arousal, measured as percentage change in vaginal blood flow. A
summary of a few of the most telling examples:

Good & Plenty (black licorice candy) combined with cucumber +14%
Baby powder +13%
Pumpkin pie combined with lavender +11%
Baby powder combined with chocolate +4%
Perfume +1%
Men's cologne -1%
Good & Plenty -12%
Charcoal-barbecued meat -14%
Cherry -18%
 
But can you rub it under your arms?

I think the reason cherry is such a turn off is because it is associated with being sick and all those icky medicines had that same cherry smell and flavor no matter what kind of medicine it was.

My mom used to give me 7up when I was sick, to this day the smell of it makes me queasy.
 
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Doesn't your ass itch?
Like you wouldn't believe... sometimes it feels like there's a platooon of leprachauns in there pushing my grogans around just to increase my discomfort. Mother f_ckers...
 
Stop disrespecting the great Dew.

As a man I have to say neither Mt Dew or Diet Dew both very delicious drinks aren't good for us. They kill our sperm with yellow 5! Sure slowly but they do.
 
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