Don't ask for an inch, then expect a foot.

CmdrFly said:
I thought Christmas was not 'chosen' so much as 'assigned'. Christmas = the day of Christ's death, isn't it?
No, christmas is celebrating the day christ was born.

Only, Christ wasn't born then. They picked a random day, and they picked December 25th to fit countless other religions, and also stole their entire story about how Jesus were born in order to become larger then the other religions.
 
So Easter was his death? Is he even dead? I think I saw Jesus this morning outside Starbucks, trying to sell the free local papers for 25¢ so he could buy "a meal":

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"Hanukkah begins this Friday at sundown."



BE THERE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
 
CmdrFly said:
So Easter was his death? Is he even dead? I think I saw Jesus this morning outside Starbucks, trying to sell the free local papers for 25¢ so he could buy "a meal":

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Christmas is the holiday for Jesus being born.

Good Friday (the friday before easter) is the day when Jesus died, Easter is the day of his resurrection. Jesus said he would rise up from the dead 3 days later (even though sunday is 2 days later..maybe they counted that friday too). Easter is the biggest holiday in the Catholic Church
 
crookedmidget said:
Please forgive me, but I can't help post this article that was in another Firefox tab. The title of this thread made me do it... LOL

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...ZE.xml&src=rss

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.

"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.

Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.

"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.

The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."

On the other side of the spectrum
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also can be used as a rain poncho.
 
the humanity v.v
 
Flymop said:
Strids remark was a tiny bit too far joke or not.

Don't be a Jew Bag, I think all religions are equally as stupid as the Jewish religion. I got one of those for everyone. Christmas to me and my family is Thanksgiving II.
 
"They've darkened the hall instead of turning the lights up," said Bogomilsky's lawyer, Harvey Grad. "There is a concern here that the Jewish community will be portrayed as the Grinch."

Speaking of a member of said community, fuck this guy. If he wanted to get a giant dradle or whatever constructed, fine, he could write some letters or talk to some people in person about it. When you get a lawyer over stupid christmas tree bullshit, you're an idiot. There are way more important things in the world to spend your time squabbling over than if some christians want a tree. Furthermore, he doesn't have to fear he's making the jewish community look stupid. He's just making himself look stupid.
 
**EDIT**Making a new thread, I like the topic to much to have it spill over hea :D
 
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Christmas originaly involves a pagan holiday... Here is what I was able to dig up via wikipedia. Fastest way to get a religion accepted by a people is to work with base tennents of their belief and build upon that.

Pre-Christian winter festivals

A winter festival was traditionally the most popular festival of the year in many cultures, in part because there was less agricultural work to be done during the winter. From a religious point of view, Easter was the most significant feast in the church calendar.[6] Christmas was considered less significant, and the early church opposed the celebration of birthdays of church members.[7] The prominence of Christmas in modern times may reflect the continuing influence of the winter festival tradition, including the following festivals:

Saturnalia

In Roman times, the best-known winter festival was Saturnalia, which was popular throughout Italy. Saturnalia was a time of general relaxation, feasting, merry-making, and a cessation of formal rules. It included the making and giving of small presents (Saturnalia et Sigillaricia), including small dolls for children and candles for adults.[8] During Saturnalia, business was postponed and even slaves feasted. There was drinking, gambling, and singing, and even public nudity. It was the "best of days," according to the poet Catullus.[9] Saturnalia honored the god Saturn and began on December 17. The festival gradually lengthened until the late Republican period, when it was seven days (December 17-24). In imperial times, Saturnalia was shortened to five days.[10]

Natalis Solis Invicti

Main article: Sol Invictus
The Romans held a festival on December 25 called Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, "the birthday of the unconquered sun." The use of the title Sol Invictus allowed several solar deities to be worshipped collectively, including Elah-Gabal, a Syrian sun god; Sol, the god of Emperor Aurelian (AD 270-274); and Mithras, a soldiers' god of Persian origin.[11] Emperor Elagabalus (218-222) introduced the festival, and it reached the height of its popularity under Aurelian, who promoted it as an empire-wide holiday.[12]
December 25 was also considered to be the date of the winter solstice, which the Romans called bruma.[8] It was therefore the day the Sun proved itself to be "unconquered" despite the shortening of daylight hours. (When Julius Caesar introduced the Julian Calendar in 45 BC, December 25 was approximately the date of the solstice. In modern times, the solstice falls on December 21 or 22.) The Sol Invictus festival has a "strong claim on the responsibility" for the date of Christmas, according to the Catholic Encyclopedia.[3] Several early Christian writers connected the rebirth of the sun to the birth of Jesus.[13] "O, how wonderfully acted Providence that on that day on which that Sun was born . . . Christ should be born," Cyprian wrote.[3]

Yule

Main article: Yule
Pagan Scandinavia celebrated a winter festival called Yule, held in the late December to early January period. Yule logs were lit to honor Thor, the god of thunder, with the belief that each spark from the fire represented a new pig or calf that would be born during the coming year. Feasting would continue until the log burned out, which could take as many as twelve days.[14] In pagan greater Germany, the equivalent holiday was called Mitwinternacht (mid-winter night), Wintersonnenwende (winter solstice) and there were twelve Rauhnächte (harsh or wild nights), filled with eating, drinking and partying.[15] As Northern Europe was the last part to Christianize, its pagan celebrations had a major influence on Christmas. Scandinavians still call Christmas Jul. In English, the Germanic word Yule is synonymous with Christmas,[16] a usage first recorded in 900.
 
Firestreak said:
"They've darkened the hall instead of turning the lights up," said Bogomilsky's lawyer, Harvey Grad. "There is a concern here that the Jewish community will be portrayed as the Grinch."

Speaking of a member of said community, fuck this guy. If he wanted to get a giant dradle or whatever constructed, fine, he could write some letters or talk to some people in person about it. When you get a lawyer over stupid christmas tree bullshit, you're an idiot. There are way more important things in the world to spend your time squabbling over than if some christians want a tree. Furthermore, he doesn't have to fear he's making the jewish community look stupid. He's just making himself look stupid.

You forget, he's a rabbi. They have nothing better to do around Christian holidays that bitch that their religion is a failing one in the numbers category.
 
I find it all offensive as an agnostic redundant atheist.
 
Are you ready for agnostica?! :D
 
Firestreak said:
And all the catholic priests have to do is snuggle up with a warm, soft prepubescent boy. =p

I'm sure that takes more effort than we could imagine. They're pretty slick with no hair, so I'm sure they loose their grip alot.
 
Wasnt the christmas tree added to christmas for the pagans that worshipped the tree?
 
Khajit said:
Actually christmas falls on the night of the solstice which is an important day for many "pagan" religions as it is the longest night of the year.
Chirstmas only occurs on the 25th because it was adapted from a pagan religious holiday. Jesus wasnt born in the middle of winter. If he was Jesus would have been born a christsicle.
Airport did the right thing. they were getting sued if they had said no outright. I personally would have told them im a christian and I want to fucking celebrate my own religion in a place I own.


Oddly enough the celebration you refer to is actually devoted to the goddess 'Mithra'. Spelling might be wrong.

Heard something in passing about it on the history channel the other day, thought it was funny. Figured you guys would get a kick out of it.
 
loltitle.

There's Christmas trees because well... thats what most people think of when they think of the holidays. Most people don't even care about the religious aspects anymore. If the rabbi/priest person/impersonator wants to plant his manorah in the ground, then I guess he can do whatever he wants. Its probably germy though, so he should probably get rid of it when hes done.
 
Taurothar said:
You forget, he's a rabbi. They have nothing better to do around Christian holidays that bitch that their religion is a failing one in the numbers category.

Gonna jump around a bit here.

I'm part jewish, so I've known many rabbis. To be perfectly honest between the rabbis and pastors I've met, I'd have to say the christian head figures were always the ones that bitched more =P... can't do a damned thing without them telling you you're going to hell for it.

America's hardly a christian country. It is predominantly christian, but there's tons of religions followed here. So that's kind of an error of a remark.

Strid's remark was just in good humor. He's fucking Strid. Most of y'all are Americans, so take jokes like that with a grain of salt. There's worse humor on public television everyday that I am pretty sure you laugh at.

In the case of this airport, one rabbi complained and threw things into a fit. Just cause he was a rabbi doesn't mean anything. Your mom can go complain about something she doesn't like somewhere, it's your mom. If she's christian does that mean christians are speaking out about something? lol... one person with their panties in a knot can cause an uproar though if ya let it.

The airport made a good and bad choice. By taking down the trees they kind of neglected the spirit of the holiday. Who cares if it doesn't display every religion's symbols in spirit of the holiday? EVERYONE is familiar with the christmas tree, we assosciate ALL of the holidays with the idea of Christmas. Can you honestly find me one person who grew up in America that does NOT refer to this time of year as "Christmas time?"... I sure as hell don't know anyone that mentions Hannukah or Kwanza before they mention Christmas. I mean my family celebrated Hannukah, but we always referred to it as "Christmas is almost here." For that reason alone, the decorations just remind people that it's that time and kind of spread the spirit.

On the good choice, they probably were able to avoid that guy's nagging. Some people are just difficult, and if he was going to sue over it, he should've gone to every other store in the country that doesn't display every holiday's icon in addition to the christmas tree and whatnot.
 
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