Dont Shave Your.... What?!

Tagrineth said:
ooooooooooooooooooooooold
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But still funny.

The first time I read this was on /b/ iirc. I got one of the best tips I have ever gotten in my life. When you have to crap before you sit down spread your cheeks so crap doesn't get stuck.
 
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I've never seen a dude with an ass so hairy that he gets shit stuck in it.

/shudder
 
It might be old but i certainly haven't seen it before.

Been 10 mins since i read it and i'm still crying with laughter.. :lulz:
 
What in the hell what I thinking... Trying to eat while reading this thread... /hork
 
If you guys were wiping properly I don't see why there would be any reason little turds balls would be getting stuck in your fuzzy cracks :glare:
 
Many men just don't know how to wipe properly. Women wipe everytime they use the restroom. Men wipe like once a day. They just don't get enough practice, I guess.
 
lol Lihn. They make extra strong Charmin for that now you guys...

Seriously though, I guess I'm lucky I never had to deal with a boyfriend with a hairy ass... That's just nasty.
 
I don't have a "Hairy" ass, but doesn't every guy have some hair around the outpipe? w/e tho, its a good trade off for being able to pee while standing up if you ask me. And being able to write our names in the snow =P
 
lol idk Mire, if men don't have hair in the obvious places then.. well they're not very man like to me.. more like hairless boys or lapdogs!

Men should have hairy chests, underarms, legs, faces and ASSCRACKS lol

It's cool when they don't too, just sayin.

But if your a man with said hairy areas, DO NOT SHAVE, it's gross.. not the act itself but to rid a man of his body hair (except for KEY areas ~.^ ) is just sooo wrong. If ya got back hair go right ahead and wax that shit ;p
 
Mirewen said:
I've never seen a dude with an ass so hairy that he gets shit stuck in it.

/shudder
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Well dingleberries is what it means. It helps preventing dingleberries.
 
Morcheeba said:
lol idk Mire, if men don't have hair in the obvious places then.. well they're not very man like to me.. more like hairless boys or lapdogs!

Men should have hairy chests, underarms, legs, faces and ASSCRACKS lol

It's cool when they don't too, just sayin.

But if your a man with said hairy areas, DO NOT SHAVE, it's gross.. not the act itself but to rid a man of his body hair (except for KEY areas ~.^ ) is just sooo wrong. If ya got back hair go right ahead and wax that shit ;p
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So Morcheeba....

how YOU doin?
 
i got hair on my ass and i dont get shitticles stuck in there
 
Morcheeba said:
lol idk Mire, if men don't have hair in the obvious places then.. well they're not very man like to me.. more like hairless boys or lapdogs!
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Uh no. My boyfriend is very masculine, very muscular and doesn't have a hairy ass, or hair anywhere but on the top of his head for that matter, the head on his shoulders. I live with him so I know he doesn't ... shave there. If he actually had hair there, he wouldn't care enough to get rid of it. Some men just aren't hairy, thank God, it's not their fault they're genetically that way. I hate it when guys look like they're wearing sweaters when they're naked.

Then again, it's not a guys fault if he's full of hair, I feel bad for guys that have to worry about shit (pardon the pun) like that.
 
Mirewen said:
I hate it when guys look like they're wearing sweaters when they're naked.

Then again, it's not a guys fault if he's full of hair, I feel bad for guys that have to worry about shit (pardon the pun) like that.
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Oh yeah there's nothing worse than a woolly mammoth!

My bf is the opposite. He has chest hair and everywhere else he should lol. To have to prim yourself is a bit of a pain, but with all the shit us ladies need to do to be presentable it's good men have the minor hassle. =)

I wouldn't want to sleep with a bear. Either way I'm happy, I'm just saying men imo look more manly with body hair.
 
the only excuse a man has for ever shaving below the neck, is if your in the porn industry, or a professional swimmer. but even then your friends still get to crack on ya.
 
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Thelona said:
the only excuse a man has for ever shaving below the neck, is if your in the porn industry, or a professional swimmer. but even then your friends still get to crack on ya.
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... or have a significant other that thoroughly enjoys the intimacy more so when you're trimmed and/or shaved.

dur, this is 2009 ;p
 
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