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Does anyone know about any actual, offical beer drinking competitions? I want to see what it takes to get into one of those...
Yea I was gonna google it, but I wanted to know if anyone could do the work for my lazy ass before I actually had to.
See, the idea stems somewhat from Beerfest, somewhat from my own beer drinking ability, and somewhat from the will to impress chicks at Dave&Busters.
The other night I went there and ordered a 25oz mug of Guinness. I usually down the pints in one swill, so I decided to give it a shot and downed the fucker without breaking a sweat. The waitress, impressed, said "I've never seen anyone drink that that fast! Want another??"
So of course, I said yes.
Mug number 2, I downed just as easily, easier than the first. 50oz of Guinness in under 3 minutes isnt too bad I thinkA second waitress appeared after the first hostess told her of my ability, and she claimed that my drinking was "SO COOL", which led her to ask
"Are you training for like, Beerfest?"
To which I replied:
"Oh yea. Just like that movie."
Again, she stated it was "SO COOL".
Thus, my desire to drink more beer than everyone else quickly has been growing ever since...because of boobies.
Yea I was gonna google it, but I wanted to know if anyone could do the work for my lazy ass before I actually had to.
See, the idea stems somewhat from Beerfest, somewhat from my own beer drinking ability, and somewhat from the will to impress chicks at Dave&Busters.
The other night I went there and ordered a 25oz mug of Guinness. I usually down the pints in one swill, so I decided to give it a shot and downed the fucker without breaking a sweat. The waitress, impressed, said "I've never seen anyone drink that that fast! Want another??"
So of course, I said yes.
Mug number 2, I downed just as easily, easier than the first. 50oz of Guinness in under 3 minutes isnt too bad I thinkA second waitress appeared after the first hostess told her of my ability, and she claimed that my drinking was "SO COOL", which led her to ask
"Are you training for like, Beerfest?"
To which I replied:
"Oh yea. Just like that movie."
Again, she stated it was "SO COOL".
Thus, my desire to drink more beer than everyone else quickly has been growing ever since...because of boobies.