Dua and his inflated ego. This is bullsh**.

Liefe

Liefe

I have a great idea..
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How many of you have fought Dua in Ballista before? He is annoying as all fuck to say the least. He knows he is good too, which is what makes it even more annoying. His ego has out-inflated the Jeuno airships and costs 3000 gil to take a ride rather than 200.

I am going to leak some info here on how to own Dua silly to crack this beast down. The technique takes practice and decent execution but can be mastered with practice. Send Dua tells with the following lyrics AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and keep repeating until he lets you kill him in Ballista. It is a guaranteed win. In fact, you should send him tells as much as possible even outside of ballista with these words just in case.

Here goes:

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah.
Why don't you and I combine?
Let's get together, what do you say?
We can have a swinging time.
We'd be a crazy team.
Why don't we make a scene? Together.

oh, oh, oh, oh
Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah.
Think of all that we could share.
Let's get together, everyday
Every way and everywhere.
And though we haven't got a lot,
We could be sharing all we've got. Together.

Oh! I really think you're swell.
Uh huh! We really ring the bell.
Oo wee! And if you stick with me
Nothing could be greater, say hey, alligator.

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah.
Two is twice as nice as one.
Let's get together, right away.
We'll be having twice the fun.
And you can always count on me.
A gruesome twosome we will be.
Together, yeah yeah yeah.

Phew...rough stuff. OK troops, get your tell triggers ready and do your part in feebling the mind of the RDM beast. Godspeed![/i]
 
You know, I kind of felt bad for getting you killed last night with links, but after this, it is going to be non top SATA Viper Bite on you. You only have 1028 deaths, I want you to be close to 1300 by the time you Monk is 75.
 
Anderithe said:
Viper Bite until seventy-five? I think not.
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No shit I wont be using Viper Bite till 75, thanks for stating the obvious there. But if you took the time to look at my sig, you would realize that is my best THF WS at the moment, and my best chance of killing him right now. So next time, read before you post.
 
Dua, friend... lol

You took this all wrong... He said you are good, and he knows you know you are good.

You should know you are good, and be proud of it, because other players think you are good.

Srry ._. self reciprocating argument. Anyhoo lol, Ballista is fun regardless of who dies when/where... The one I strive to be like is Whitelighter >=)
 
Arctyrael said:
Dua, friend... lol

You took this all wrong... He said you are good, and he knows you know you are good.

You should know you are good, and be proud of it, because other players think you are good.

Srry ._. self reciprocating argument. Anyhoo lol, Ballista is fun regardless of who dies when/where... The one I strive to be like is Whitelighter >=)
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Then why would Liefe go all out to post on the flameboard and tell people to do something (it seems) that Dua hates? Unless this thread again belongs in a different forum -.-
 
Maybe I made a wrong conclusion... but this seems to be a mutual understanding to me, that they both know he is a good ballista'er.

[qoute]He knows he is good too[/quote]

I think Liefe is just mad that Dua is so effective. Then again, so is Whitelighter... He does his job, Whitelighter his/her job(srry, not sure if you are man/woman)... its what ballista is all about. Sure it is aggravating if you are on the other end of a SATA VB, but hell - I'm not there to dwell on death, cause it doesn't matter in ballista =)
 
lol Whitelighter is a She, and Dua is a good ballista player. I have taken down this beast b4 without those lyrics.

Nice stig Dua...
 
Yeah, Dua isn't hard to beat. I've done it when him and another RDM were after me. If only the other didn't run away, cause I still had HP and a Daedelus Wing to spare.
 
Dua said:
Anderithe said:
Viper Bite until seventy-five? I think not.
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No shit I wont be using Viper Bite till 75, thanks for stating the obvious there. But if you took the time to look at my sig, you would realize that is my best THF WS at the moment, and my best chance of killing him right now. So next time, read before you post.
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Just call me master of the obvious. I just figured if you're going to be talking shit you should at least do it right.

I don't know many people who can play in uncapped ballista who would give that up for lower level ballista. Thus, if you want to keep killing him until 75, you'd need to get 60+ and land a few Dancing Edge's on his head.

Read your post. Made a correction. Not like I flamed ya. :P
 
Anderithe said:
Dua said:
Anderithe said:
Viper Bite until seventy-five? I think not.
Click to expand...

No shit I wont be using Viper Bite till 75, thanks for stating the obvious there. But if you took the time to look at my sig, you would realize that is my best THF WS at the moment, and my best chance of killing him right now. So next time, read before you post.
Click to expand...

Just call me master of the obvious. I just figured if you're going to be talking shit you should at least do it right.

I don't know many people who can play in uncapped ballista who would give that up for lower level ballista. Thus, if you want to keep killing him until 75, you'd need to get 60+ and land a few Dancing Edge's on his head.

Read your post. Made a correction. Not like I flamed ya. :P
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and Anterithe's useless comments strike again!

Huzzah~! :roll:
 
so ironic eh? O.o hehe.. to post saying he posts useless posts is a useless post in itself!
 
yup.. useless post+1 all right!! woot!!
 
Doumoon said:
lol Whitelighter is a She, and Dua is a good ballista player. I have taken down this beast b4 without those lyrics.

Nice stig Dua...
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sig, not stig you bum
 
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