Easiest way to die!

This one is creative, fast, painless, and you get to scare little kids.

Step 1: get on top of a building.
Step 2: Tie a piano wire around your neck.
step 3: Secure the piano wire to something on the top of the building.
step 4: tie a rope around 1 foot and secure it to the top of the building. Make sure the rope has more slack than the wire, but not enought to let you go to the ground.
Step 5: Use super glue and glue your hands to the sides of your head.
Step 6: Jump.

If you did it right, you will be suspended in the air, upside down, with your head detached and still in your hands.

This works best at an elementary school. During recess. Or when school is abuot to let out.

Enjoy.
 
Trippyhippy said:
Christ... I bet that guy was dead before he left the car...
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if he wasnt, he was dead when he hit the pavement....
but alls i gotta say is, yeah thats a quick way to go...but you got to fly!!! who else can say, In my lifetime i flew without a plane or wings!!
 
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Shotgun through the roof of the mouth (angled backwards.. temple suicides end up leaving the person as a vegetable) but you have to actually pull the trigger..

get to a 100'+ area, swan dive.
 
You folks got it all wrong.

Get a gun. Something that'll f_ck people up good, a .50 Desert Eagle has always appealed to me. Now go back in time. Find your mom & dad while they're conceiving you (you may need to know this information before you travel back in time). Gat them b_tches. Jump back in your time machine and go home.

POOF! You never existed! Completely painless.
 
You can dress up in a *** outfit and go to a black pride gathering, I'm sure they put so much lead in you so fast you wouldn't feel a thing.

Edit: Interesting k k k gets blocked out O.o
 
Sculli has some... interesting words filtered.
 
You could always tie yourself to a nuclear warhead and then let it loose. That should discinegrate you before you even feel it.
 
Scarey.. oh if you have any doubts on why you should kill yourself.. talk to my ex for 5min.. the emo ungodly whine fit would push you to killing yourself even if you had no intention to before.
 
Blabj said:
Guys... WSM hasn't replied to this thread in a long time...
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Indeed...I wonder where he is.

What a media debacle it would be if...

"Man commits suicide, internet messageboard contributed ideas" or something to that effect...
 
Lecan said:
"Man commits suicide, internet messageboard contributed ideas and encouraged him to do it, celebrating in the outcome" or something to that effect...
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Fixed.
 
Least painful? Probaly carbon monoxide poisoning, close the garage and turn your car on, wait a lil while you go right to sleep.
 
I got 5 bucks that he was beheaded by undead samurai zombie's with rabies and a fowl disposition on afterlife. The EMO-Samurai Zombie of Death! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ikari uses Mug.
Ikari mugs 5 dollars from Kotsu.
 
CmdrFly said:
Fixed.
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I only saw a couple people encourage it, and that was very obviously in jest.

Suppose the media won't see that way and would probably sensationalize the hell out of it.
 
Come to think of it, there was some talk of WolfSkyMoon being "hacked" a few days ago, and losing a great deal of equipment and money.

I always thought that old story of the Everquest suicide was a fluke, no matter how the media portrayed it, and not likely to happen very often ... the fellow had a lot of mental problems completely separate from Everquest.

Still, if it happened here ... o_O



Wow, that would put us in a world of complicated mess. Where's that privacy policy?
 
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