Easiest way to die!

Lecan said:
I only saw a couple people encourage it, and that was very obviously in jest.

Suppose the media won't see that way and would probably sensationalize the hell out of it.
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Yep, we'd be tagged guilty by the people of the world for not recognizing the problem and rectifying it asap, because all we should ever do in our spare time is watch other people to make sure they are feeling joyful and do not commit suicide.

WSM is less of a regular to the forum than most of us, he'll be back to reply. I'd bet he posted the question as it came up in one of those conversations that usually start with "what would you do for {insert random number} million dollars?" and ends with... well, the question here.
 
The purpose of this whole thread is sick. I don't get the fascination with it, maybe that's just because I've seen a few things that I don't even like to remember. Anyone who want's to kill themsevles though, go ahead and do it. To quote Bill Hicks, I can feel the world getting lighter.
 
All we did was throw out ideas. We didn't force him to do it. That was his own choice. However I wonder which method he picked if he even did go through with it.
 
Eulore said:
With a 9mm.
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Pfft, you panzy. A 9mm? C'mon, try a Desert Eagle, or a higher caliber pistol. C'mon, a 9mm? What a panzyish way to die. I'd rather die by playing Russian Rollete with a M16, or maybe an M42, but those are much better han a 9mm.
 
Mai Ikari said:
Brain, meet bullet. Bullet, meet brain. Get along nice, you two.

In all seriousness, it's painless. You're quite literally dead before you know it. And not the side of the head, in the mouth, upward angle. It might be messy, but you won't be around to worry about it.

There, simplest way to do it. Now go kill yourself WSM. ^_^
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The guy who has my account better like it... along with burning in fucking hell for fucking life.Anyways i was readin about similar topic on another forum ... {was bored n it was late night/ Can only watch so much porn } n i read you actually have a moment of total peace / joy when u are right about to hit the fan.. when drowning.Thats pretty cool.But yea decidence has the second best idea about heroin etc.If u overdose i don't think u feel a thing but u get to see the fairies n shit long before u go to heaven.Last post
 
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Last post? o.O
 
wolfskymoon said:
/ joy when u are right about to hit the fan.. when drowning.
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Wait, your drowning and your about to hit the fan? Wouldn't that be an impeller or somthing?
 
CmdrFly said:
You folks got it all wrong.

Get a gun. Something that'll f_ck people up good, a .50 Desert Eagle has always appealed to me. Now go back in time. Find your mom & dad while they're conceiving you (you may need to know this information before you travel back in time). Gat them b_tches. Jump back in your time machine and go home.

POOF! You never existed! Completely painless.
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But if you never existed, no one could've gone back in time to kill your parents, which would prevent them from dying, which would stop you from not-existing.
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wolfskymoon said:
The guy who has my account better like it... along with burning in fucking hell for fucking life.Anyways i was readin about similar topic on another forum ... {was bored n it was late night/ Can only watch so much porn } n i read you actually have a moment of total peace / joy when u are right about to hit the fan.. when drowning.Thats pretty cool.But yea decidence has the second best idea about heroin etc.If u overdose i don't think u feel a thing but u get to see the fairies n shit long before u go to heaven.Last post
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You confuse me... >.>
 
Mishaela said:
But if you never existed, no one could've gone back in time to kill your parents, which would prevent them from dying, which would stop you from not-existing.
T I M E P A R A D O X
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Trust me, my plan works. I've done it like 6 times now. I don't exist.
 
wolfskymoon said:
The guy who has my account better like it... along with burning in fucking hell for fucking life.Anyways i was readin about similar topic on another forum ... {was bored n it was late night/ Can only watch so much porn } n i read you actually have a moment of total peace / joy when u are right about to hit the fan.. when drowning.Thats pretty cool.But yea decidence has the second best idea about heroin etc.If u overdose i don't think u feel a thing but u get to see the fairies n shit long before u go to heaven.Last post
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SCULLI, is it ok if I talk like this on your forum?
Just curious.
Thanks a million.
 
There is a simple answer to this question: Challenge Chuck Norris to a fight. It may not be painless, but it's definately the quickest :tup:
 
WSM, you need some mental help. I recommend you save others the trouble, and look in the phone book under Suicide Help, or Teen Awareness, or something. If you act like this over something as menial as someone hacking your account on a video game, then I seriously have doubts about your sanity, or your maturity, age, or all three. Get help dude.

Mistra~
 
SOMEONE STOLE MY COOKIE, THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT. last post >.>


Really Dude, it's just a game...that we all spend hours a day playing(it's like crack i tells ya) but dude come on.

Anyways, i need to hunt down that bastard that took my cookie. I'mma kill him.
 
Myrrh said:
SOMEONE STOLE MY COOKIE, THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT. last post >.>


Really Dude, it's just a game...that we all spend hours a day playing(it's like crack i tells ya) but dude come on.

Anyways, i need to hunt down that bastard that took my cookie. I'mma kill him.
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I want a cookie :(... I want a kiss more though!
 
Torqameda said:
*gives Mistra a cookie and a hershey kiss* If you were talking about the other kind of kiss, you're out of luck here
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I'll eat the cookie >.>; but you can have the hershey's kiss back. I'll tell you what though man, I really wanted a kiss from the women who sold me my futon today when I went shopping for my furniture o.o;
 
Mistra said:
I'll eat the cookie >.>; but you can have the hershey's kiss back. I'll tell you what though man, I really wanted a kiss from the women who sold me my futon today when I went shopping for my furniture o.o;
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lmao interesting, for some reason, all the nice/pretty women work at furniture stores ect. (NOT walmart or dept. stores... old ladies.. {No Thanks}..), while alot of the upper classy stores are all like, sluts, whores, ect. (More of a generilzation, and I apologize if this offends anyone, but I calls it as I sees it)
 
No, you are perfectly right. My first impression walking into that furniture store today was (Holy god this futon is going to be like a million dollars), and I honestly based that not only on the quality of the Futon I bought today, but also by the attractiveness of the woman selling it to me. Of course, I bode my time and surveyed my purchase carefully, I'm wise enough to know that gorgeous women advertising at stores or shops that advertise pricey yet elegent items (see: Car Sales) are only there to pursuade male buyers choices by their mere presence. She seemed annoyed by the amount of questions pertaining to the product I asked today, was kind of funny. But lord was she pretty.
 
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