Easiest way to die!

Woot! A sweeping generlization that is common amongst other men! And of course she got annoyed with the questions... (Another generlization for both men and women) pretty girl + advertising = men buying the furniture because of the advertisement of the women. Pretty girl + questions = "OMFG SHUT UP! I DON"T ASNWER QUESTIONS!!!" That is a stereotype I have heard for very pretty women and hansdome guys lol
 
Well, at least I got a very nice, comfortable stain-treated futon that is double-wide and also looks very, very nice.

Did I mention comfortable and double wide?
 
lol nice, but I can guarantee in 6 years, that "comfortable stain-treated futon that is doublt-wide will be done. So is it worth the $1,500 now? Maybe. But in six years, you will be sitting on it, ruined, and you will prolly think, "Why the hell did I buy this piece of shit?"
 
Actually, I considered that. I am well known for taking extremely good care of my stuff. In fact, I've been called over-meticulous and over-clean at times (except for my closet, for some odd reason, no matter what I do to keep my closet relatively laundry-free and organized, it just never happens), so, given my disposition about the things I buy, I made a good solid purchase.

It was also $500 US, and not $,1,500. I got a good deal. Sometimes Military Discounts are actually worth a shit. Lol.
 
Oh, military discounts. lol nevermind then, you've got it made. Atleast, until the U.S goes into a nuclear war with N. Korea. What will happen to your poor futon then? It'll be ruined AND radioactive!
 
Torqameda said:
Pfft, you panzy. A 9mm? C'mon, try a Desert Eagle, or a higher caliber pistol. C'mon, a 9mm? What a panzyish way to die. I'd rather die by playing Russian Rollete with a M16, or maybe an M42, but those are much better han a 9mm.
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The point was that it wasn't a revolver so there isn't a chance it won't fire you f*cking retard.
 
Yea, you go do that. You see, I never buy anything until I run through multiple scenarios. Wierd? Of course. But ya can never be too careful. I was buying a car today, and I was thinking about how it would fare against a nuke. I even asked the sales manager. He said, "Yea, um, I think this car would fare pretty good in a nuclear explosion?" I was like, okay, this guy doesn't know jack. I don't trust him, so I ain't gonna believe him about the car. Lo and behold, my friend bought the same car, and it fell apart. So I'm very proud of my various scenarios.
 
Eulore said:
The point was that it wasn't a revolver so there isn't a chance it won't fire you f*cking retard.
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lol the point of this thread is how to die, not how to win millions of dollars and live
 
The other point of this thread was to derail the original point. We quickly went from discussing WSM's sanity to discussing the woman selling me my futon, to the actual futon itself, to you purchasing a car that was bound to fall apart. The original premise of various people discussing and even suggesting possible painless or painful scenario's to an obviously mentally sickened person just did not sit well with me. Such was the reason for the derail.

Now you know.
 
Torqameda said:
Yea, you go do that. You see, I never buy anything until I run through multiple scenarios. Wierd? Of course. But ya can never be too careful. I was buying a car today, and I was thinking about how it would fare against a nuke. I even asked the sales manager. He said, "Yea, um, I think this car would fare pretty good in a nuclear explosion?" I was like, okay, this guy doesn't know jack. I don't trust him, so I ain't gonna believe him about the car. Lo and behold, my friend bought the same car, and it fell apart. So I'm very proud of my various scenarios.
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Cause... any car can survive a nuclear explosion? Quit life sir.

Torqameda said:
lol the point of this thread is how to die, not how to win millions of dollars and live
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Are you seriously fucking retarded?
 
Aight man, no need to be calling someone (me) fucking retarded.

The other point of this thread was to derail the original point. We quickly went from discussing WSM's sanity to discussing the woman selling me my futon, to the actual futon itself, to you purchasing a car that was bound to fall apart. The original premise of various people discussing and even suggesting possible painless or painful scenario's to an obviously mentally sickened person just did not sit well with me. Such was the reason for the derail.

Now you know.
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I can read >.> People say stupid shit (me), everyone says stupid shit at one point or another.


And by the way, a nuclear explosion gives off Electro-magnetic pulses, disabling electrical systems, which disables cars. And a car would be incinerated in the direct vicinity of the impact of a nuclear explosion.
 
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No need to turn aggression towards Eulore towards me. I was thoroughly sharing my stories in a humorous manner to obtain a laugh from anyone reading as well as the intended derailment, no disrespect was meant by my post discussing that purpose. As many know and have found, I can be pretty funny from time to time. =P
 
Mistra said:
No need to turn aggression towards Eulore towards me. I was thoroughly sharing my stories in a humorous manner to obtain a laugh from anyone reading as well as the intended derailment, no disrespect was meant by my post discussing that purpose. As many know and have found, I can be pretty funny from time to time. =P
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Wasn't turning, just simply quoting you on that the thread can derail. No point was intended to lead aggression towards you.
 
Torqameda said:
Aight man, no need to be calling someone (me) fucking retarded.
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I wasn't calling you, I was asking you.

And if a nuke went off near you, a car would be the least of your concerns.
 
Aight man, sorry if I said was stupid (which it was), and i usually ask shit like that to people I buy stuff from to see if they actually know something about their product. That question about the car was a little obvious, but the salesman had no clue about the car, and answered with that answer. And whether he was joking or not, I could care less. The car was a piece of shit, my friend bought it, fell apart, and now the guy has a lawsuit on his hands because he gave false information on the car. And despite knowing that my car wouldn't work in a nuclear explosion, it would give me something to think about and do in the last remaining moments of my life.
 
Eulore said:
I wasn't calling you, I was asking you.

And if a nuke went off near you, a car would be the least of your concerns.
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A car would be one of my first concerns. If you survive the nuclear blast and radiation, you need to gtfo of the way of the fallout. You get in a car and dodge the fallout, you'll be ok. You don't dodge the fallout, well, I hope you have a comfortable shelter. Maybe one with a nice futon.

I think any old school diesel would survive
 
International ftw

So... you girls have any good shortbread recipes?
 
Moved to the Recycle Bin.

Since I have no way to know whether this is real or not, I will consider it real and thus get rid of it.

PMed WSM telling him that threads concerning intentionally harming oneself, or others, in RL are not allowed at QCDN and offering him links to assistance he may need.

PMed Eulore to remind him of the Community Standards.

All in a day's work.
 
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