Electronic Sex

[Kinkkerbelle]

Shaunessy

There is no sex either. Electronically that is.

There is a device you can purchase <comes in male and female versions> that attaches to your computer. It is a cyber sex enhancing device that is designed to sexually stimulate two partners electronically. One user can control the actions of the other person's device using mouse and keyboard.

If you are interested in electronic sex of the future here is a link predicting what titillating technology has in store for us:

http://www.marymadden.com/cybersex/mainpages/future/predictions.html

 

[Sculli]

There is a device you can purchase <comes in male and female versions> that attaches to your computer. It is a cyber sex enhancing device that is designed to sexually stimulate two partners electronically. One user can control the actions of the other person's device using mouse and keyboard.

More on this subject http://www.tinynibbles.com/teledildonics.html <- NSFW

 

[Shaunessy]

Wow..... just WOW. Ok, yeah that's all fine and good, but I like to be able to......lick the juices...if you will. This, just to me now, just reminds me of Demolition Man. Come on, I mean, everyone remembers that scene when rocky didn't even know he just had sex. What did he say again...............................

 

[Rhaddy]

More on this subject http://www.tinynibbles.com/teledildonics.html <- NSFW

thaanx 4 da lynx!

 

[Westyle]

Give us a demo, Kink =3

 

[Kotsu]

Ok, yeah that's all fine and good, but I like to be able to......lick the juices...if you will.

You just made my day regardless of the sick and twisted nature of that sentence. o.o;; More importantly, cyber is a viable option for people who can't get any. Regardless of it's everlasting patheticness, it's an option >.>;; Not saying I would ever do that since I'm a firm believer in "picking the right drunk chicks out of the bar lineup" method.

 

[Pasquale]

This, just to me now, just reminds me of Demolition Man. Come on, I mean, everyone remembers that scene when rocky didn't even know he just had sex. What did he say again...............................

"Damn, and I was such a good kisser."

Demolition Man = awesome.

 

[Sanoske]

"Damn, and I was such a good kisser."

Demolition Man = awesome.

QFT. ^^b

 

[Tymon]

I was doing this for laughs when my sister walked in the room

I think she thinks I'm a pedophile now

 

[Isomiau]

havent checked out the links yet...but have seen an E! special on the topic before. Apparently some guy has developed a full body suit, with sensors in key stimulating ares, for that all over digital experience. :nyam:

and on this threads sub topic...How bout Arnold being president..."After his term as govenor of California he did such a good job and was so well liked they rectified the constitution so that someone born outside of the US could become president..." (give or take a few words) but that makes me laugh everytime that they somewhat called him being govenor, what, a decade earlier. :biggrin:

 

[Kotsu]

They had the creator of that USB-linked cyber sex tool on the show "Unscrewed" on Tech TV a while ago. Good show, funny ass interview. Made me laugh though, cuz people actually will buy it. Here's my suggestion: It's nto as good as the real thing. If you have money for that, you have money for beer. That works just as well And it can work three ways: 1) Make you look better if she drinks it 2) Make her look better if you drink it or 3) Enhance the potency of the obvious date-rape drug that you need, if considering cyber sex you more than likely need this.

This is Kotsu, signing out.

 

[Eulore]

They had the creator of that USB-linked cyber sex tool on the show "Unscrewed" on Tech TV a while ago. Good show, funny ass interview. Made me laugh though, cuz people actually will buy it. Here's my suggestion: It's nto as good as the real thing. If you have money for that, you have money for beer. That works just as well And it can work three ways: 1) Make you look better if she drinks it 2) Make her look better if you drink it or 3) Enhance the potency of the obvious date-rape drug that you need, if considering cyber sex you more than likely need this.

This is Kotsu, signing out.

Date rape is wrong and you should be beaten. kthx.

 

[Bustaballs]

Date rape is wrong and you should be beaten. kthx.

=) Thank you.

Date rape is still rape.

 

[Isomiau]

rape is not a humorous topic...unless you picture Porky Pig raping Daisy Duck, then its pretty funny. :biggrin:

quote George Carlin (not word for word, but it is his joke)




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