Eleibfrid and Tenkax (copy and past before deletion)

[CmdrFly]

When I saw the sockpuppet's name, the first thing that came to mind was:

In all seriousness. Neolink has a chance to have his main account unbanned if he can meet the following criteria:

1. Teach Blazn to read and write proper English.
   • This will likely require Blazn to also be unbanned, which will require another set of criteria TBD.
2. Get me in the sack with Jessica Alba.

Until then, it's the good old bancannon game.

edit: eh, maybe we'll say "get all of QCDN in the sack with Jessica Alba". I just get her first.

 

[Zhaoyun]

This topic made my day!

Zing!

I bet you didn't even read the whole thing. WTF FOLLOW THE RULES! :rtfm:

 

[Shyrra]

edit: eh, maybe we'll say "get all of QCDN in the sack with Jessica Alba". I just get her first.

I get her first, I have more rep, and since Reeve is Omninotpresent, I get her first.

 

[Myrrh]

I invented the BBC. I GET HER FIRST.

 

[CmdrFly]

Nigga stole my celeb :|

 

[Tim Wakefield]

I get her first, I have more rep, and since Reeve is Omninotpresent, I get her first.

Your peen is pretty impressive really.

 

[Arkangel]

Just to be funny I feel like someone somewhere has orcestradted this and is laughing hard, not to see it is me (points at GM Dave)

 

[Xean]

The two funniest statements in this thread:

ps: I read your all your posts.

There's something amusing and poetic about the fact that the only one who is standing up for Neolink... is another moron.

Had me dyin for a moment.

 

[Kotsu]

MY brain hurts from all this stupidity. Y'know he sent me a tell in game like 4 days ago whining saying "Why are you talking shit about me?" lol I've never said anything about the fucker. I really don't have to at this point though, do I?

 

[Areya]

When I saw the sockpuppet's name, the first thing that came to mind was:

man I wish I could rate up the guy more...that made me squirt milk from my nose..

anyways, you really don't see drama like this anymore...I found myslef starting to flip through the day time soap operas this afternoon, until this thread in BIG BOLD LETTERS was just calling to me...

thank you qcdn

thank you neolink

thank you mods


my world is now brighter

 

[jyakotsu]

MY brain hurts from all this stupidity. Y'know he sent me a tell in game like 4 days ago whining saying "Why are you talking shit about me?" lol I've never said anything about the fucker. I really don't have to at this point though, do I?

Kotsu its ok, we all talk shit behind your back D:

I should make a siggy tag line Jyakotsu>>>> Comes before Kotsu or some shit XD

 

[mysticalone]

did i read any of this jibberish? nope. skipped right to page 18. IBTNL.

 

[Jojojo]

Fred's a way cool dude.

 

[exodusamphi]

I still like CmdrFlys resolution the best...

 

[Nikoloi]

i never read pages 2-end, for that matter made it to the end of page 1, because simply it is made of fail but id have to say:

Hi. This is a message board, about a video game, on the fucking internet. Its not democracy, or a dictatorship. There is no conspiracy or stuff going on behind our backs. Even if there is, I'm 99% sure that NOBODY FUCKING CARES. If the board sucked so bad, we would stop visiting. Easy as that. People come here to enjoy themselves, read about the game, other people, other topics not related to FFXI, and occasionally stir up some shit. It's their own perogative on how they choose to use this board, but without them, there would be no board.

Its a social group, and like in any other social group, if the group doesnt like someone (I.E. You), prepare to be tarred and feathered for all to see, and then made an outcast and eventually eliminated from the group. In this metaphor, you are the outcast. These people didn't want you here, End.Of.Story.

= WIN

 

[Tim Wakefield]

When I saw the sockpuppet's name, the first thing that came to mind was:

I thought of this actually...

 

[Kagemusha]

I'm half-motivated to just post porn in this thread to derail it and get it locked. The ban would probably be worth it.

 

[Shady]

You believe I'm stalking them?

On here I hold no credibility.

That's pretty much all you missed.

 

[CubsWoo]

I'm half-motivated to just post porn in this thread to derail it and get it locked. The ban would probably be worth it.

Or you'd get banned and the thread would stay open sans images.

 

[Kagemusha]

Or you'd get banned and the thread would stay open sans images.

Personally, I think you are giving this asshat a lot more "benefit of the doubt" than he deserves. This thread is a failure. You have given him about 5000 chances to make his case and he fails every time. He is a stalker and from what I've seen, needs some serious mental help. I don't understand what you, as a mod, are trying to prove by letting him go on with this retarded tirade.