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All races are inferior to the Taru's. We have been using our superior magical ability to control Vana'diel for years. Heaven's Tower actually conceals a giant magical conduit aerial which broadcasts our powers over the world and lets us control the rest of you races and use you for our own amusement.

So just remember next time you end up walking into a wall, accidentally spending too much on something at the AH or listing something for too little, straying too close and aggroing the wrong mob, or facing the wrong way when an NM pops, it wasn't just coincidence, we had a hand in it. Look around and youre bound to see one of us Taru's pointing and laughing at you.
 
Zilart > you

Elvaan > Zilart

Elemmire > Elvaan O.o

Elemmire = God XD
 
elvaan male are ugly as sin though, no offence to any elvaan male who have previously, or in the future will, help me with anything. if they suit themselves up in paladine armor and you don't have to see their crappy mullets or smug expressions most of them are ok. :P
 
Elvaan Male are trying to be Dante. Nobody can be Dante besides Dante, so they fail. However, those looks do a great job at getting the mob's attention when they're playing PLD.
 
Oh shit i just realised I'm an elvaan, time to go switch to RDM i guess...
 
*falls over laughing*

*gets up*

Yea, sad but true... All Elvvan are either RDM or PLD... Plus the WAR's going PLD and the ...WHM's? going RDM. And the NIN's leveling their sub for RDM.
 
BAH! I like my Elvaan, but I don't talk shit. hehe I like all the races in the game for one reason or another:

Tartaru = Cute as hell, and always fun to watch.
Mithra = Best tail on the server (yeah THAT tail)

Can't think of anything else for the other races except for the fact I always see Galka's doing the emote that makes it look like they are having sex from behind to other players, and Hume males have fat stubby legs and look clueles, lol.
 
Hume Female run funny, and Galka... have the Hoobah.

Mithra have cat ears and a tail, and win by default.
 
pffft.. Mithra are all annoying... them and their "Rrrrrrreally" great speach patterns >.>
 
/shrug

I think the elvaan male models with the spiky red hair, and the white long pony tails are hot :twisted: RAWR
 
hehe.. the Elvaan female model is hawt and you all know it ^^ we have the best sit in the game.. there's no arguement there ^^
 
Tarus = EVIL

End.
 
Just because we're evil doesn't mean we don't rock Vanny's socks.

I mean....the game just wouldn't be the same w/o tarutaru naked dance parties and you know it :D
 
Yeah taru are evil.. they talk as if they are speaking to a baby, people find it funny but it's really a subtle insult.. Mithra.. mmm... mmmm.

Elvaan remind me of the Guado from FFX, they look the same except for the blue veins and lighter skin. I liked Guado. But these are the devil guado! ^^ Hume are humans Auron I <3 you! . And Galka.. are uh.. gods behind galka suasage. mm, galka sausage. mmm, mithra.

Anyways, the way I see it 90% of all elvaan are prim. rdm or pld, and everyone else is the mathmatical exception. :P
 
I see more Hume PLDs than Elvaan at level 72 XD and I see about the same number of Hume RDMs as Elvaan.... I see Mithra as always being thieves or samurai
 
Well I'm an Elvaan Dragoon, so if you want the epidome of sexy, I am it. :roll:
 
I was one of the first Elvaan RDMs >.> and the first Elvaan Female RDM... atleast NA one XD so meh!! haha!!! posers!!! and ya.. DRG or NIN is next for me ^^v
 
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