Adventures in Vana’diel
The story of Kittychaos & Elyssa
*All Names Other Than Those Of The Main Characters Have Been Changed.
**Kittychaos & Elyssa will heretofore be known as KC & Ely.
***This story is dedicated to my friend Tenkax who is in no way the model for Tenaxe... :twisted:
Jeuno Part 2
KC: Sigh
Ely: …
KC: SIGH
Ely: …
KC: I said SIGH!
Ely: I know. I heard you the first time.
KC: I’m bored.
Ely: So? What do you want me to do about it?
KC: Hmmm. I know! Buy me fireworks! Fireworks are fun!
Ely: Do I have to?
:WACK:
Ely: Ouch! Ok! But I’m taking the tape recorder with me.
KC: Fine. I don’t need it.
A Few minutes later
Ely: Greetings, fellow adventurers! It is I, the true heroine of these tales, Elyssa. I’m sure you are wondering how I ended up with that poor excuse for a Mithran Warrior, Kittychaos. It all started – Ouch! Watch where you're going!
Nobody1: Run away! It’s horrible! AHHHH!
Nobody2: I can’t see! I’m blind!
:Sounds of numerous people sobbing:
Nobody3: Oh, the humanity!
Ely: What’s going on here?
Nobody4: Go no further! The horror will kill you!
Tenaxe(shouting): IT’S SEXY TIME!
Ely: Oh, my goddess! A Galka in subligar! That truly is a horrible sight!
Miiska: Tenaxe, put some pants on. I think you have scared the youngsters enough.
Tenaxe: No more sexy time?
:Galkan sniffling:
Miiska: No. No more. I don’t think the white mages can keep blindna’ing everyone indefinitely.
Tenaxe: Fine. But you are a mean Mithra, Miiska. I’ll go change.
:STOMP:
:STOMP:
:STOMP:
:STOMP:
Ely: Why does he do that?
Miiska: I honestly have no idea. I think it’s some odd form of Galkan mating ritual. It's always been assumed that all Galka were male. Though, all those singing, corsette loving, Galkan Bards make me wonder about that.
:Sniffle:
Tenaxe: I’m back…and I’m wearing pants.
:Sniffle:
Miiska: I see that. I’m sure all of these people are appreciating that act of kindness on your part.
:Tearful Sniffling:
Miiska: Did you need something, little sister?
Ely: Oh! Can you tell me where I can buy fireworks?
Miiska: Sure. See that line of Mithras? The one with the wooden spoon is selling them.
:SNIFFLE:
Ely: Thank you.
:LOUD SNIFFLE:
Miiska: Sigh. Fine. You can lose the pants but no more shouting.
Tenaxe: YAY!
:RIP:
ChorusofNobodies: AHHHH! I’M BLIND!
5 minutes later
Ely: Here are your fireworks.
KC: Never mind those! I have met him!
Ely: Met who?
The story of Kittychaos & Elyssa
*All Names Other Than Those Of The Main Characters Have Been Changed.
**Kittychaos & Elyssa will heretofore be known as KC & Ely.
***This story is dedicated to my friend Tenkax who is in no way the model for Tenaxe... :twisted:
Jeuno Part 2
KC: Sigh
Ely: …
KC: SIGH
Ely: …
KC: I said SIGH!
Ely: I know. I heard you the first time.
KC: I’m bored.
Ely: So? What do you want me to do about it?
KC: Hmmm. I know! Buy me fireworks! Fireworks are fun!
Ely: Do I have to?
:WACK:
Ely: Ouch! Ok! But I’m taking the tape recorder with me.
KC: Fine. I don’t need it.
A Few minutes later
Ely: Greetings, fellow adventurers! It is I, the true heroine of these tales, Elyssa. I’m sure you are wondering how I ended up with that poor excuse for a Mithran Warrior, Kittychaos. It all started – Ouch! Watch where you're going!
Nobody1: Run away! It’s horrible! AHHHH!
Nobody2: I can’t see! I’m blind!
:Sounds of numerous people sobbing:
Nobody3: Oh, the humanity!
Ely: What’s going on here?
Nobody4: Go no further! The horror will kill you!
Tenaxe(shouting): IT’S SEXY TIME!
Ely: Oh, my goddess! A Galka in subligar! That truly is a horrible sight!
Miiska: Tenaxe, put some pants on. I think you have scared the youngsters enough.
Tenaxe: No more sexy time?
:Galkan sniffling:
Miiska: No. No more. I don’t think the white mages can keep blindna’ing everyone indefinitely.
Tenaxe: Fine. But you are a mean Mithra, Miiska. I’ll go change.
:STOMP:
:STOMP:
:STOMP:
:STOMP:
Ely: Why does he do that?
Miiska: I honestly have no idea. I think it’s some odd form of Galkan mating ritual. It's always been assumed that all Galka were male. Though, all those singing, corsette loving, Galkan Bards make me wonder about that.
:Sniffle:
Tenaxe: I’m back…and I’m wearing pants.
:Sniffle:
Miiska: I see that. I’m sure all of these people are appreciating that act of kindness on your part.
:Tearful Sniffling:
Miiska: Did you need something, little sister?
Ely: Oh! Can you tell me where I can buy fireworks?
Miiska: Sure. See that line of Mithras? The one with the wooden spoon is selling them.
:SNIFFLE:
Ely: Thank you.
:LOUD SNIFFLE:
Miiska: Sigh. Fine. You can lose the pants but no more shouting.
Tenaxe: YAY!
:RIP:
ChorusofNobodies: AHHHH! I’M BLIND!
5 minutes later
Ely: Here are your fireworks.
KC: Never mind those! I have met him!
Ely: Met who?
