Adventures in Vana’diel
The story of Kittychaos & Elyssa
*All Names Other Than Those Of The Main Characters Have Been Changed.
**Kittychaos & Elyssa will heretofore be known as KC & Ely.
Jeuno Part 1
KC: And here we are in wonderful Jeuno! The jewel of Vana’deil.
Ely: This place is so dirty!
KC: This place is wonderful! We stand in the heart of commerce! Hear the bustle of the crowd! Feel the excitement!
Ely: And what’s that terrible smell?
KC: Here is where we shall make our fortunes!
4 hours later
KC: Welcome to the Merry Minstrel! Two in your party? Right this way!
Ely: Waitresses?!? We are going to make our fortunes as waitresses?!
KC: Get it right! I am a hostess. You are a waitress. Now, get to work!
Ely: Why me? I could have been a doctor or a bonecrafter like my mother…
4 hours later
KC: 800 gil! Not bad for our first day. Now to find a place to stay.
Ely: Excuse me sir. Can you help us?
Ionicstorm: yes?
Andrewtaru: Hey,look! It’stwoMithra! Youtwolooknice. Areyounice? Ilikepie.
Ionicstorm: Andrew! Here!
Andrewtaru: PIE! IonicstormissoverynicetoAndrewtaru… mmmmm…pie…
Ionicstorm: That should distract him for a while. Now how can I help you two?
Ely: We need someplace to stay. Preferably cheap.
Ionicstorm: Well that narrows it down a bit. Only cheap place in town to stay is the Moogle Houses. They are perfect for a couple of adventurers like yourselves. Anything else?
Andrewtaru: Hey,niceMithra. WhyareyoustaringatAndrewtarulikethat? DoesAndrewtaruhavesomethingonhisface?
KC: You remind me of something.
Andrewtaru: Andwhatdoesthecutestmostsweetesttarutaruremindyouof?
KC: After all of those pies, I bet you do taste sweet. Yum!
Andrewtaru: ACK! RUNAWAY! FLEE! MADMITHRA!
KC: That’s some fast food.
Ely: Kittychaos! I cannot believe you just –
Ionicstorm: Are you insane! It’ll take me forever to coax him out now! Dammit! And that was my last pie!
Ely: I’m so sorry! I can’t even begin to –
Ionicstorm: Enough! Mog Houses are at the end of the road. Now, good day!
Ely: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I am so sorry!
Ionicstorm: Grrrr.
Ely: I can’t believe you did that!
KC: Did what? He should be flattered. I’m a very picky eater.
Ely: Argh! You just don’t understand do you? This is exactly why we got kicked out of Windurst. They couldn’t wait to get rid of you after what you tried to do at the cooking guild.
KC: How was I supposed to know that those tarutaru weren’t stew ingredients? They were standing right next to the pot.
Ely: sigh. I just give up.
10 minutes later
KC: I’m bored.
Ely: …
The story of Kittychaos & Elyssa
*All Names Other Than Those Of The Main Characters Have Been Changed.
**Kittychaos & Elyssa will heretofore be known as KC & Ely.
Jeuno Part 1
KC: And here we are in wonderful Jeuno! The jewel of Vana’deil.
Ely: This place is so dirty!
KC: This place is wonderful! We stand in the heart of commerce! Hear the bustle of the crowd! Feel the excitement!
Ely: And what’s that terrible smell?
KC: Here is where we shall make our fortunes!
4 hours later
KC: Welcome to the Merry Minstrel! Two in your party? Right this way!
Ely: Waitresses?!? We are going to make our fortunes as waitresses?!
KC: Get it right! I am a hostess. You are a waitress. Now, get to work!
Ely: Why me? I could have been a doctor or a bonecrafter like my mother…
4 hours later
KC: 800 gil! Not bad for our first day. Now to find a place to stay.
Ely: Excuse me sir. Can you help us?
Ionicstorm: yes?
Andrewtaru: Hey,look! It’stwoMithra! Youtwolooknice. Areyounice? Ilikepie.
Ionicstorm: Andrew! Here!
Andrewtaru: PIE! IonicstormissoverynicetoAndrewtaru… mmmmm…pie…
Ionicstorm: That should distract him for a while. Now how can I help you two?
Ely: We need someplace to stay. Preferably cheap.
Ionicstorm: Well that narrows it down a bit. Only cheap place in town to stay is the Moogle Houses. They are perfect for a couple of adventurers like yourselves. Anything else?
Andrewtaru: Hey,niceMithra. WhyareyoustaringatAndrewtarulikethat? DoesAndrewtaruhavesomethingonhisface?
KC: You remind me of something.
Andrewtaru: Andwhatdoesthecutestmostsweetesttarutaruremindyouof?
KC: After all of those pies, I bet you do taste sweet. Yum!
Andrewtaru: ACK! RUNAWAY! FLEE! MADMITHRA!
KC: That’s some fast food.
Ely: Kittychaos! I cannot believe you just –
Ionicstorm: Are you insane! It’ll take me forever to coax him out now! Dammit! And that was my last pie!
Ely: I’m so sorry! I can’t even begin to –
Ionicstorm: Enough! Mog Houses are at the end of the road. Now, good day!
Ely: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I am so sorry!
Ionicstorm: Grrrr.
Ely: I can’t believe you did that!
KC: Did what? He should be flattered. I’m a very picky eater.
Ely: Argh! You just don’t understand do you? This is exactly why we got kicked out of Windurst. They couldn’t wait to get rid of you after what you tried to do at the cooking guild.
KC: How was I supposed to know that those tarutaru weren’t stew ingredients? They were standing right next to the pot.
Ely: sigh. I just give up.
10 minutes later
KC: I’m bored.
Ely: …
Andrewtaru Ionicstorm!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA