Adventures in Vana’diel
The story of Kittychaos & Elyssa
*All Names Other Than Those Of The Main Characters Have Been Changed.
**Kittychaos & Elyssa will heretofore be known as KC & Ely.
:WACK:
KC: Is this thing on?
:THUMP:
:SMACK:
Ely: Stop it! It’s on! It’s on!
KC: Is this thing – Well. Ok, then.
Ely: Please don’t break this like you did the camcorder.
KC: I was defending myself!
Ely: Against a bunny.
KC: NO! It was the Dreaded Evil Rabbit of DOOM!
Ely: Sigh. Fine. Let’s get this started.
:Throat clearing:
KC: I am Kittychaos, the greatest Mithra in San d’Oria. Nay! The Greatest Hero in all of Vana’diel!
Ely: Snort.
KC: I came from humble beginnings in the small and insignificant port town of Kazham. Even at a young age, it was obvious that I was destined for greatness. At the tender age of 20, I left the school having been informed that there was nothing more I could learn. On the day I left, a great party was thrown in my honor. For, while it was a sad occasion, the people were glad to know that I would spread my heroism to the outside world.
:Faint snickering:
Ely: Tossed out is more like it.
KC: And so I left with Elyssa, my faithful servant.
Ely: Servant! Why you-
:WACK:
Ely: Ouch! You didn’t have to hit me!
KC: As I was saying, I made brief stops in the other cities before finally making my way to the grand city of San d’Oria. San d’Oria! A city befitting of one such as myself. With Regal Kings and Handsome Princes, I will be hailed as a hero in no time! So ends the first installment of “A Heroine’s Tale: Life and Times of Kittychaos.”
:Brief pause:
KC: Well! Time to make a little gil!
Ely: I don’t think you turned it off.
KC: Nonsense! Now who was it I'm suposed to give this certificate to?
Ely: Look! The light is still on. You didn’t tur—
:Click:
:Silence:
To be continued…or maybe not! Just depends on if I want to subject you to more of this. :twisted:
The story of Kittychaos & Elyssa
*All Names Other Than Those Of The Main Characters Have Been Changed.
**Kittychaos & Elyssa will heretofore be known as KC & Ely.
:WACK:
KC: Is this thing on?
:THUMP:
:SMACK:
Ely: Stop it! It’s on! It’s on!
KC: Is this thing – Well. Ok, then.
Ely: Please don’t break this like you did the camcorder.
KC: I was defending myself!
Ely: Against a bunny.
KC: NO! It was the Dreaded Evil Rabbit of DOOM!
Ely: Sigh. Fine. Let’s get this started.
:Throat clearing:
KC: I am Kittychaos, the greatest Mithra in San d’Oria. Nay! The Greatest Hero in all of Vana’diel!
Ely: Snort.
KC: I came from humble beginnings in the small and insignificant port town of Kazham. Even at a young age, it was obvious that I was destined for greatness. At the tender age of 20, I left the school having been informed that there was nothing more I could learn. On the day I left, a great party was thrown in my honor. For, while it was a sad occasion, the people were glad to know that I would spread my heroism to the outside world.
:Faint snickering:
Ely: Tossed out is more like it.
KC: And so I left with Elyssa, my faithful servant.
Ely: Servant! Why you-
:WACK:
Ely: Ouch! You didn’t have to hit me!
KC: As I was saying, I made brief stops in the other cities before finally making my way to the grand city of San d’Oria. San d’Oria! A city befitting of one such as myself. With Regal Kings and Handsome Princes, I will be hailed as a hero in no time! So ends the first installment of “A Heroine’s Tale: Life and Times of Kittychaos.”
:Brief pause:
KC: Well! Time to make a little gil!
Ely: I don’t think you turned it off.
KC: Nonsense! Now who was it I'm suposed to give this certificate to?
Ely: Look! The light is still on. You didn’t tur—
:Click:
:Silence:
To be continued…or maybe not! Just depends on if I want to subject you to more of this. :twisted:
