Embarassing Mistells...

I'm still waiting to get a chance to a MT excuse to leave a bad party =( Not many chances I get though, think I'm gonna do it in next bad party though <.<;

This is how I want it to go;

(Uzor) what, you want to fuck NOW??
(Uzor) mt
*wait 10 sec)
(Uzor) sorry guys, I have to go. family emergency

wiqd said:
Haven't had any in FFXI yet (thank god) but in EQ1 when we'd raid PoW I'd get SO bored and cyber some girls in the guild for fun. This one time I typed out this whole paragraph that took up like half my screen, not realizing someone had sent me a tell asking me if I wanted a buff (he was a shammy). So I hit send and was like :O ... Only thing I could say was:

"Dude, I swear it's not your wife." (she was in the guild as well).

Him: "But it IS a girl right?"

Me: "Yea, of course."

Him: "Ok, good. That's all that matters.

Wiqd
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what was the paragraph? :o
 
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Huge descriptive paragraph during a CYBAR :p I'll leave it to your imagination ;)

Wiqd
 
Wiqd said:
Huge descriptive paragraph during a CYBAR :p I'll leave it to your imagination ;)

Wiqd
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I have bad imagination! <.<;

and I'm sure its nowhere near my usual "accidental" mt <.<;
 
One time.. I was pting in Onzozo.. We were fighting Cockatrice, and all was going well. I don't remember exactly where we were, but knew that the birds spawned infront, and behind us.
Well, while I was resting for MP, a Cockatrice just comes up from behind us and decides to bite our ninja. I cure (cos I'm impulsive like that) and then the bird kills me. The ninja vokes, he dies just as the blm casts escape.

<Me> THAT COCK JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
<lsperson> . . .
<Me> < .< mt.
(Me) Err.. that Cockatrice came outta nowhere ;-;
<lsperson> what. . . was that. . .?
(ptperson) Oww ;_;

And that's the most interesting mt that's ever happened to meee! -flails-
 
I sowwy :( Read a hustler story and you'll get a faint idea :P I just remembered another one though, this one again in EQ1 but in a 6 person party. CYBARing in tells with the cleric ... is bad ><

Me: Then I'll cum so hard the top of your head will explode like a white, cream-filled volcano.
Party members: ...
Cleric: ><
Me: MT ... fuck it, it was Nadinae anyway guys. Like you wouldn't have guessed.
Cleric (Nadinae) ! I'm not a slut!
Party members: ... No, he's right. It makes sense now.

Wiqd
 
(I'm lazy so I just copied and pasted my reply from another MT thread)

These aren't too great, but here ya go:

I was in a Qufim party a couple of weeks ago, and we were waiting for our sixth member to arrive. The WHM asked what was taking her so long and she replied, "I'm on my way, just keep your panties on." The WHM then accidentally replied in /say "LEAVE OUR PANTIES OUT OF THIS!!!"



Another time I was doing teleports and I was talking to my LS at the same time.
Our LS started talking about Excel Saga and I accidentally shouted in party chat, "PEDRO IS CRYING TWIN WATERFALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The guy I teleported was like, "Wtf?!"


And lastly... I was complaining to my LS about having to eat my lucky charms with rice milk. One of them was like, "Ew, gross... why rice milk?" and I accidentally said to my party, "I know it's gross, but I was out of normal milk! What else was I supposed to use?"
 
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Not me, or this server, but a classic I saw on 4chan once:
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my fave was an MT i did on purpose randomly in dynamis while everyone was wiping.
Everyone in party and linkshell is pretty much freaking out/ laughing/ cursing the fact we had some dragons killin everyone when i did this to break the mood

/l .t Cyronae Oh shit sorry, Phone died. Call me back i was just about to cum.

then once i was talkin to a close IRL friend in tells when someone in linkshell was talkin about gettin some mission done they were really lookin forward to.
and my friend was talkin about gettin stuff done IRL
and in the shell i said right after the guy was talkin about the mission (me and this guy didnt get along at all)

/l MAN FUCK YO PLANS NIGGA. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!!
/l oh shit...MT!!
<Guy who hated me> Dude fuck you chasym, Always got somethin smart assed to say.
<me> no seriously, that really was an MT
<Guy> Whatever you asshole. Always got an excuse too.
 
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LoL.. this one isn't really a MT..

but a friend of mine.. Darklink.. was gone for about 4 days. So I went to his house and I fixed up an emote of his that he always used.

Whenever I slapped him. He would use a "counter" emote saying he broke my arm...

So when he got back. He came over to sleep over. Well.. I slapped him in Lower Jeuno... and his emote goes:

"/em grabs Chuash's arm and breaks it in two."

"/em then shoves Chuash's arm up his ass."

"/em then gets down on his knees and starts sucking everybodies cock like no tomorrow."

Now guess which part I added in.. LOL
 
Here's a good one, althought not really a mistell. lol

mikemann_mt1.jpg
 
Busted, Mike =P
 
player: "Dude shut up or I'm totally gonna fuck my hot mom"
Me: "Um... tell her I said hello?"
player: "oh I will."

::fast forward ten min::

player: "YOURE MOM NOT MY MOM. YOURE MOM NOT MY MOM!"
Me: "whatever, Oedipus."

not a mistell, but that guy was an ass.
 
Pasquale said:
player: "Dude shut up or I'm totally gonna fuck my hot mom"
Me: "Um... tell her I said hello?"
player: "oh I will."

::fast forward ten min::

player: "YOURE MOM NOT MY MOM. YOURE MOM NOT MY MOM!"
Me: "whatever, Oedipus."

not a mistell, but that guy was an ass.
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Yaaay allusions~
I learned that term allusion in english...
And read about Oedipus in theater >.>
And thus I understood the allusion o.O

Wow thats off topic but yeah....yay...

Poor Oedipus v.v his daughter was his half sister ;.;
 
I once said on LS:

OMG I swear to god everytime I ask for anything on my LS everyone goes silent....

Boy that was awkward.
 
ROTFL!

Thank you all guys, you made my day. I was getting really bored in my office as there is absolutely nothing to do today and reading this thread I pissed myself laughing :biggrin:
 
Not really a mistell just a misunderstanding...

Me tarn and Kipa were doing one of my missions yesterday which was hell and Kojanko tagged along.

In davoi here is the convo

Kojanko>>Anyone have a dagger?
Kipa>>No
Tarn>>Sorry bud
Khidir>>I have a lust dagger
Kipa>>...ew
Tarn>>lol
Khidir>>That is a real dagger you know that right?
Tarn>>I did still funny
Kipa>>I didn't >.>
Khidir>>/sigh...

So yeah I don't have to explain that one
 
They *really* should have made the lust weapon a polearm... much fun with the auto translator would be had. ^_^
 
Enlenne said:
Like...Ashton Kutcher's show, Punk'd...
Wait...
Is that what its called?
I've never even seen the show...
But Ashton Kutcher does it...
HAH I LAUGH AT YOU KELSO! "...You're right, you're still the king!"
Mwahaha.
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Thats from That 70's show god i love that show
 
Demonknightx said:
lol this isnt my screenshot, i think Kyrial sent it to me. but its about as bad as bad MT's can go :P (lol@people cybering while in an exp pt)


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"YOU BETTER DIDNT READ THAT!"
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I am soo dieing over this one * falls on the ground *
 
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